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Hello, I am tkdboy2000, and welcome to the first chapter of an RvB and RWBY Crossover. Just so you know: I did this on a Microsoft Word page, then transferred it to this site. Which is why it looks so weird. The site says full support, but it didn't keep the indents that I made. For some reason. Anyways, there won't actually be any sort of upload schedule. I am still in college, after all. But I'll try to keep this story at most bi-weekly.

Note: RvB Storyline takes place after Season 13, RWBY Storyline takes place after Volume 3.

Edit: I just included the Story name and Chapter title, and realigned the lower author's note.


Division

A Red vs Blue X RWBY Story

Chapter 1: The End of the War


"See you on the other side, Church," was the last thing Lavernius Tucker said before the door to Malcom Hargrove's office was blasted open by enemy soldiers. The moment the door opened, soldiers from Hargrove's private army stormed into the room only to be gunned down by Caboose and his trusted assault rifle, Freckles, or blasted away by O'Malley/Doc and a rocket launcher and Grif with his trusty Brute Shot (Grif shot?). Those that made it past Caboose had to deal with Lopez the Heavy and his dual plasma rifles, as well as Donut's dual Magnums, Simmons' Needlers, and Sarge's shotgun.

"Go-o-o-o-od b-o-o-o-o-y Freckl-l-l-l-es!" Caboose shouted, stuttering due to the recoil from his assault rifle.

Tucker killed one soldier with his sword and picked up the fallen soldier's Assault Rifle. He then proceeded to gun down another soldier and claimed his Battle Rifle. Rapidly alternating between the two guns and his own sword, combined with all of the armor enhancements provided by Maine's armor and powered by Church, Tucker mowed through the rest of the soldiers, with the rest of the Reds and Blues providing cover fire.


(Cue Song: "Terrify!" from Red vs Blue Season 9)


"Whoo! This is AWESOME!" Tucker shouted amidst a sea of enemies. If this is what being a sane Meta felt like, he should have signed up for Project Freelancer instead of just the regular army! The adrenaline, the power… Tucker was straight up enjoying himself! He eventually managed to get the rest of his team out of Hargrove's office and into the hallway, where the blast door securing the hallway had been cut through.

"Donut! Watch your left!" Sarge shouted as he shoved Grif in front of Donut to take a bullet to the stomach. "OW! What the fuck was that for, Sarge!?" Grif shouted, although the injury didn't stop him from releasing even more grenades on the enemy. Sarge simply muttered "Worth it." under his breath.

Donut backed up slightly and holstered one of his pistols. He then picked up the grenades dropped by the fallen soldiers and started throwing them into the ever-growing personal army that was heading their way, shouting "And you get a bomb!" with every grenade thrown. Somehow, despite the ceiling supposedly being in the way of most of his throws, every grenade managed to find a target that was not an ally.

One enemy soldier made his way to Lopez and proceeded to shoot him in the head. This only knocked Lopez's head off, and the rest of Lopez's body stopped firing and turned to face the soldier. The soldier tensed and backed up slightly.

"Buen intento," Lopez said as his body proceeded to punch the soldier in the face. Thanks to the fact that Lopez was a robot, the punch held a lot more force than the soldier was expecting. It dislocated the soldier's jaw and forced him to fall backwards, but that was the least of his concerns, as Lopez aimed one of his plasma rifles at the soldier's face. "Pero yo soy López el pesado. Puta." Lopez fired, completely obliterating the head of the soldier. Lopez then proceeded to put his head back on.

"Keep pushing! We're almost out of the hallway!" Doc shouted in his O'Malley voice, firing some rockets at the opening in the blast door, with Grif also redirecting his fire at the blast door, bottlenecking the incoming redshirt army streaming through the opening. "Yeah! And if anyone's too injured to fight, make your way to my location!" Doc attempted to fire again, only to hear the click of an empty rocket launcher. "Damn it! Reloading!" O'Malley shouted as he ducked behind some cover to reload the launcher. It was only a few seconds before Doc emerged from his cover and started blasting the enemy troops to kingdom come once again.

Sarge pushes forwards with his shotgun, blasting anyone that gets too close. "Today is a good day for you to DIE!" He shouts as he blasts a soldier in the chest. It doesn't kill the soldier, but it knocks him backwards into several allies, who then proceed to fall over. One of the soldiers was then hit with a grenade, blowing up the pile of soldiers. "Good throw, Donut!" Sarge shouted, although he didn't even look at Donut.

"Thank you, sir! But that was actually Simmons!" Donut called back, before proceeding to throw another grenade into the mob.

Sarge lowered his shotgun. "Oh." He raised his shotgun again. "Well then, excellent throw, Simmons!" he shouted as he resumed his attack on the troops in front of him.

"Thank you sir!" Simmons shouted as he peppered a soldier in front of him with ammo from one of his Needlers, ignoring Grif shouting "Kiss ass!" behind his back.


Eventually, the soldiers made their way up to the bridge, where F.I.L.S.S. proceeded to open the door for the colorful space marines, revealing several dozens more soldiers and the flight crew of the ship. However, Chairman Hargrove wasn't anywhere to be seen in the room. "Chairman Hargrove is avoiding fire, near the captain's chair. Please hurry." F.I.L.S.S. said to the Reds and Blues, causing Hargrove to stand up glare at a nearby computer, which was currently displaying F.I.L.S.S.'s main interface.

"Thanks, Sheila! You are the second-best!" Caboose said to the somehow sentient on-board A.I.

"Excuse me?"

"Oh, well I, um, Freckles claimed first best."

"THANK YOU, CAPTAIN CABOOSE." The AI in the gun said.

"That's fair."

The Reds and Blues then proceeded to fight their way through the bridge, letting the flight crew flee because Carolina was on her way, and they wouldn't be able to slip past her and the reinforcements that were on their way. Grif switched out his Brute Shot for a Plasma Pistol, and Doc pulled out his Medical Scanner and stayed at the rear of the party, as the explosives could potentially damage the flight equipment and cause the ship to either take off again or crash. Sarge was careful about his aim, making sure that he was constantly firing away from the numerous computers in the bridge that were monitoring the ship's functions, while Donut pulled out his Magnums again.

Tucker, meanwhile, was making great use of his enhancements. He used the speed to constantly dodge bullets, strength to put more power into the swings of his sword, and the domed energy shield to deflect incoming bullets and push enemies back to give himself some space to breathe. The only thing he didn't use was the time distortion unit. There was no way in hell that he would risk using that and screw up the timeline. He threw his assault rifle into the air and slashed at the soldier in front of him, before kicking the soldier to the side, jumping over another soldier, catching his assault rifle in mid-air, and firing at the back of the soldier before he even landed.

"Yeah-ha-ha! Nailed it!" He shouted, before a bullet went through his head, visibly cracking the helmet.

"TUCKER! NO!" Simmons shouted, before Tucker's body began to blink in and out of existence. Then suddenly, Tucker was on his knees, his helmet perfectly intact. He then readied his sword and slashed upwards as he stood back up, cutting the soldier in front of him in half.

"Holo-Decoy, bitch!" Tucker shouted as he continued to slash through the enemy soldiers, punctuating his attacks with "Swish! Swish! Stab!" Eventually, he managed to make his way to Hargrove, who was ducking under a desk to avoid enemy fire or friendly fire. "Show's over, Ex-Chairman. You are under arrest," Tucker said, pointing a pistol and

Hargrove simply stood up. "I don't think so," he said, as he picked up a Magnum and fired at the Reds and Blues, forcing them to take cover, before he ran out of another door… only to find himself being held at gunpoint by Carolina, Washington, and the four lieutenants of Chorus.

"Where do you think you're going, sir?" Carolina said, her voice dripping with hatred.

"It's over. The rest of the army is on their way to apprehend or eliminate the rest of your crew. There is nowhere for you to run now, Hargrove." Washington said in a matter-of-fact tone.

Slowly, Hargrove put his hands in the air in the universal "I surrender" sign, and the four lieutenants escorted him out of the bridge, after frisking him in search of any sort of explosive device or other means of fighting back. They found nothing. It was evident that Hargrove never expected the Reds and Blues to even make it out of his office.

Once Hargrove was out of the office, Carolina and Washington immediately aimed their firearms at Tucker.

"How the hell did you survive your fall, Meta!?" Washington shouted.

"WOAH! SAME TEAM! SAME TEAM!" Tucker shouted while waving his arms.

Carolina and Washington lowered their weapons. "Oh, thank God," Carolina said, "it's just Tucker… wait, how did you get the Meta's armor?"

"Oh, this?" Tucker asked. "Church found it in Hargrove's office."

"Understood." Wash said. He felt uncomfortable seeing one of his closest allies wearing the armor of one of his friends-turned-enemy-turned-ally-turned-enemy. Maybe Sarge was on to something when he coined "friend-eneme-panion", because that was a mouthful.

"Wait, if you're here... then does that mean it's over?" Simmons asked, although he already knew the answer to that question.

Wash and Carolina looked at each other. Then Washington looked back at Simmons.

"Yes, Simmons, the war is finally over. And we won," Washington said. Simmons could tell from the tone of his voice that he was happy.

The Reds and Blues immediately started celebrating, giving each other high fives, and just being glad that it's finally over.

"We did it, Church! We won!" Tucker shouted, ecstatic.

No response.

"Church, what the fuck are you doing!?" Grif shouted. "Come on out and celebrate!"

No response. Everyone's moods started to turn somber.

"…Church? Are you there?" Carolina asked, concerned.

An automated voice began to speak from the Meta's armor.


(Cue Song: "Contact Redux" from Red vs Blue Season 13)


[Beginning playback]

Church's voice started speaking through a recording.

"Hey guys… If you're hearing this, then it means you did it. You won. You beat the shit out of Hargrove's forces. I knew you could do it. But this is my last stop…"


And so ends the first chapter to the story. If you found this uninteresting, well, I don't blame you. I'm not the best writer in existence.

Anyways, like I said, I'm going to try to make this a bi-weekly series. If there are times where I need to take a break... well... there are times when I need to take a break. Simple as that.

I hope you enjoyed. If you did, please remember to favorite the story. If not, then, don't linger here. Move on with your life!

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