Hello there! Recently, I've been reading the worst fanfic ever, My Immortal, and I thought, why not make a ghetto version of it? So, here it is!

P.S. I'm not trying to be racist or anything. If this offences you or something, I apologize deeply.


Chapter 1.

AN: special blingz (get it, cuz im geto) 2 ma gf (ew not in dat way) shanaynay, bootybitch123 4 helpin me wit da story n spelin. u rok gurl! romeo u iz da luv of my geto life u rok 2! Chris Brown ROX!

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Hi my name is Shaquifa Gheto'ness Taylor Shanaynay Brown and I have long pitch black hair with yellow highlights that reach my mid-back and chocolate brown eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Ashanti (AN: if u dont no hu she iz get da fuk outta here!). I ain't related to Chris Brown but I wish I was because he's such a fucking hottie. I'm a professional rapper. I have negro black skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in Iceland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm ghetto (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear whatever I want. I love GenX and Factory4U and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue striped tank top with shiny blue jeans, orange sandals and a golden bracelet on my left hand. I was wearing hot pink lipstick and hot pink eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was very sunny, which I was very happy about. A lot of rich snobs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Shaquifa gurl!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was...Draco Malfoy!

"Hey, what up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothin." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: iz it gewd? plz tel me blingz!