This is what happens when I get bored in class…my friend Rei thought it was funny so I thought I'd post it….
Warning: Yaoi (boy/boy action) although there's not very much actual yaoi in this one...snickers behind hand.
I DO NOT OWN THEM! SOMEONE WITH A REALLY WILD IMMAGINATION DOES! Therefore, if you sue me, all you will be getting is my overdue phone bill, overdue homework and other depressing stuff
Sasuke: So, Naruto. Yaoi is a pretty big thing today…..
Naruto: Yep.
Sasuke: I think it's kinda cool.
Naruto: Yep.
Sasuke: We should join the trend.
Naruto: Yep…wait, WHAT!
Sasuke: Hmm? I said it was a spreading trend…baka
Naruto: Oh. Okay. What brought yaoi to your mind anyways?
Sasuke: Oh nothing. Just a random thought.
Naruto: Okay. .goes into 'in one ear and out the other' mode.
Sasuke: Yeah because I was thinking about how much I like you and all…
Naruto: That's pretty cool.
Sasuke: And I wanted us to be an item. Hey, you're hot.
Naruto: WTF did you just say!
Sasuke: That it's weird to see our friends turn into items around Konoha?
Naruto: No you didn't…
Sasuke: .hoping he hasn't been found out. Yes I did. You're just so much of an idiot that you're starting to hear things.
Naruto: No I'm not teme!
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: And you called me hot!
Sasuke: .fake couch of shock. I'm perfectly straight baka! Besides you only wish…
Naruto: Ok then whatever you say. .goes into fake 'not listening' mode.
Sasuke: I've seen so much yaoi in just the past two weeks I think I'll go crazy if I don't get some of that myself!
Naruto: Ditto .secretly presses record on a mini voice recorder.
Sasuke: I wish we could join the ranks and show the rest of them how inferior they are!
Naruto: Totally .resists the urge to call Sasuke a gay bastard.
Sasuke: I've liked you for a while. Ever since our first kiss actually…
Naruto: Rock on dude .inner Naruto is yelling and cussing and in all going nuts.
Sasuke: And I love your sunshine blonde hair. It's so fabulously wild and soft.
Naruto: Ditto .accidentally allows a tinge of pink to cover his cheeks.
Sasuke: I can't believe you actually fell for that dobe!
Naruto: S-say what?
Sasuke: I was kidding idiot!
Naruto: Yeah I knew that! And now I have blackmail material! .evil grin.
Sasuke: Yeah, like anyone would believe you!
Naruto: They will when they hear you saying it!
Sasuke: .lifts an eyebrow. Excuse me?
Naruto: .takes out the mini recorder and dramatically presses 'stop'.
Sasuke: .eyes widen. You wouldn't dare!
Naruto: With a rival like you, the hell I wouldn't!
Sasuke: .better-than-thou smirk. Not if you have nothing to play! snatches the recorder and disappears
Naruto: .yells. Damnit Sasuke-teme! .chases his dark haired team mate.
Sasuke: .speeds up when Naruto is in sight. If you can catch me and get your recorder, I'll personally play it for each person you want me to!
Naruto: .evil grin. Then you already know I'll get it, don't you?
Sasuke: Hn. If you don't get it, you'll have to do something I want you to do.
Naruto; Like what? Lose to you in public?
Sasuke: No. You already do that enough for me to hope you actually win for once…
Naruto: I only do that to boost your over-bubbly ego!
Sasuke: Hn. .disappears.
Naruto: .disappears from forest and reappears inside Sasuke's mansion.
Sasuke: s.neaking through his basement when Naruto poofs in.
Naruto: I'll find you teme!
Sasuke: But you can't catch me.
Naruto: Oh yes I can! Believe it!
Sasuke: Not if you don't stop talking and start t- .is suddenly caught by the real Naruto while the clone poofs out.
Naruto: I do believe I've caught you! .shoves Sasuke up against a wall and digs into his pockets blindly for a moment before grabbing and pulling at something.
Sasuke: WTF Naruto? That's not your damn tape recorder!
Naruto: .blinks in confusion. It's not?
Sasuke: Think about it baka!
Naruto: .realization dawns and he removes his hands from Sasuke's…"a hem". OMFG Sasuke! Why didn't you just say something before! And you call me a baka!
Sasuke: I now also call you naïve.
Naruto: Let's call this a draw. I don't want to rummage through any of your other clothing and find anything and manage to find things I'd rather not have found….
Sasuke: And I don't like the idea of you groping me.
Naruto: Are you sure about that? attacks Sasuke in a blind passion
.two hours later we find both boys laying in Sasuke's overly gigantic bed sweaty and tired.
Sasuke: Wow Naruto. That was fabulous.
Naruto: See? I knew I'd get that tape recorder!
Sasuke: Even though it took you about two hours….
Naruto: And pulling down your shorts for Ino and Sakura was an added bonus!
Sasuke: I didn't know you'd actually do it though!
Naruto: I win! .holds up the 'Victory' sign.
Sasuke: You won't win next time.
Naruto: Is that challenge?
Sasuke: It's whatever you want it to be.
Naruto: Ok. .hands Sasuke the recorder. Dattebayo! Let's go!
THE END!
I got some of you pervs with the whole passionate attack didn't I? I added that in at the last minute...anyways…REVIEW!
