Authors Note: Hey guys ehm I don't own DDLC or Heathers and this is probably gonna be bad but heh oh well I'll see where it goes...alright the story is starting now people!

Chapter 1:

Its the first day of your senior year in high school.(Hopefully I can survive this last year once im done I can finally be free just thinking about those ivy covered walls and smoky French cafes make me excited)

Natsuki: HEY!

[ ] : Oh Natsuki its been a while heh

Natsuki: Its only been like two months [ ]...

[ ] : I guess well wanna hang out tonight?

Natsuki: Sure i rented the Parfait Girls anime!

[ ] : Haven't you memorized all the words already? Thats pretty cute.

Natsuki: I'm not cute!!!

[ ] : Im messing with you, hey that reminds me what ever happened to Sayori?

Natsuki : Oh her...the Dokis got to her...

[ ] : Wait wha-

You're pushed my Kurt, a jock in school who you've known for a while oh also he's an asshole

Kurt: Hah!

[ ] : Why do you gotta be such a dick!

Kurt: What did you say...

[ ] : Heh nothing nothing!

Kurt : That's what i thought...(walks away)

Natsuki: Well im going to go find my class see you later (Natsuki leaves)

[ ] : Geez i hate Kurt come to think of it where's Ra-

Ram pushes you, Ram is also an asshole and he's also the smartest on the football team, which is like being the tallest gremlin

[ ] : What the hell Ram!?

Ram: Are you talking to me?

[ ] : You know what yes I am I'm tired of your shit you're just a lowlife asshole and a future gas station attendant!

Ram: ...(points at your face) you have a zit right there.

Everyone around you bursts out laughing

[ ] : Ugh

(Ram leaves)

[ ] : Geez I wish I was popular, people would finally leave me alone...I think does that even make sense?

Student: They're here!!!

Students: THE DOKIS!!!

From the entrance 3 girls enter

Doki

Doki

and

Doki

[ ] : Ah geez Doki S or as I knew her, Sayori, how'd they convince her to become a doki? Then theres Doki D she's a complete asshole and has no personality whatsoever but she has big breasts! Then theres Doki C, or Doki Chandler...the almighty...she's a Mythic Bitch... I'd kill to be as popular as them... they're never bothered and untouchable... I need to talk to Sayori.

Bell rings and everyone starts going to class, you enter the bathroom with the dokis and Doki D is vomiting or well making herself vomit

Chandler: Doki bulimia is so last year!

Sayori: Yeah Doki you should see a doctor or something!

D: Really Doki? I think i should...

Mrs.Erebos Walks in

Erebos: Oh of course Doki and doki...and Doki. You know the bell already rang right? You probably couldn't hear over the vomiting, anyways I'll see you at detention since you clearly don't have a hallpass.

As they're speaking you quickly write up a fake hallpass

[ : Actually we do mam! (hands paper to Erebos)

Erebos: Hmmm fine but hurry up! (leaves)

Chandler: Lemme see that!...This is written really well who are you!?

[ ] : Uh (Your name)! I ha-have a request!

Chandler: What is it!?

[ ] : Eh! Uhm can i sit at your table j-just once, no talking required if people think you can handle me they'll leave me alone!

Sayori:...

Doki C and D laugh

D: You really think we'd let y-

Chandler: Shut up doki! Hmmm...you are quite good looking...just maybe...

Sayori: YEAH! Ehm I mean we should let [ ] sit with us!

Chandler: Hmmm come with me!

[ ] : O-Ok!

Is it finally happening am I finally going to be popular AND SIT WITH THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL!!!

Lunchtime begins

The Girls bought you a new outfit and you are looking HOT! You walk in with them to the usual table they sit at and everyone is looking at you shocked

From afar you see a familiar girl looking very lonely with pretty violet hair, she's wearing alot of black and seems to have scars on her arms, she's smiling at you and staring at you with her beautiful purple eyes

[ ] :(Is that who I think it is!?) HEY YU-

Chandler: Shut up! Act normal please!

Sayori: so [ ] you're coming to the party right?

Chandler: You will.

[ ] : Eh!?

D: Hah nice one!

Chandler: Shut up Doki I'm serious! You're with us now [ ]!

Oh my god. Im going to one of the BIG parties WITH THE DOKIS...no i am a Doki! Everything is perfect!!! Nothing could ruin thi-

? : Hey [ ]...

[ ] and Dokis: Ehhh!?!?!?

Its been so long i can't believe its really her!

Chandler: Yuri or as everyone knows you as, Psycho Girl (giggles) what do you want creep?

Yuri: I wasn't talking to you rich girl im talking to [ ]...oh hey Sayori...

I think I'm blushing oh geez shes really pretty...

[ ] : H-Hi Yuri hehe how are you doi-

Chandler: (Glares at you)

[ ] : Oh geez sorry Yuri I'm busy...

Yuri: ( Glares at Chandler angrily) You sweet little whor-

Kurt: Hey Yuri baby! What do you want with the Dokis girl?

Yuri:...

Ram: Hah why don't we go behind the school and we'll give you something to suck on?

Yuri:...Are you serious...

She puts her hand into her pocket and begins to pull out something

Yuri don't please don't pull out what I think that is...

Ram: Whats that baby? A toy?

Enraged Yuri pulls out a gun and shoots at Kurt and Ram!

Everyone in the lunchroom begins screaming.