"Commercials?" Dry Bowser remarked in disgust as he read a script. "I think it's clear that Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus ran out of ideas-"

Toadette farted a big bassy fart as she chucked several pieces of paper into the air. "Who cares? We're gonna be in commercials!"

"Read this story!" Petey Piranha said as he barfed up brown goop, causing Dry Bowser and Toadette to look at him oddly. The mutated piranha plant shrugged in response. "What? This kind of counts as a commercial."

"He's got a point." Arceus stated as he and Gruntilda Winkybunion were both making their very brief cameos, y'know IN THE STORY.

"This stupid crossover is degrading as fuck," Gruntilda rhymed as she placed her right warty hand on her witchy face, sighing. "This whole premise makes me want to chuck."


"Hey kids!" Toadette exclaimed as she popped up in front of a white background. "Wanna be cute like me? Then get a SNICKERS car!"

Just then Toadette farted out a SNICKERS chocolate candy bar as she ate it up, with Dry Bowser popping up.

"SNICKERS, you're not you when you're hungry." Dry Bowser pointed out as Toadette burped loudly.


"BUY MY GAMES!" Mario exclaimed as he chucked several of his various games into the air. "They're generic platformers with no unique aspects!"

"And they have no story value, either!" King Bowser exclaimed as he kidnapped Princess Peach Toadstool yet again.

"Only $59.99, plus tax!" Peach exclaimed as she felt her crown fall off.


"Come to my taco stand!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was at his taco stand in Seaside Hill, flailing his arms. "And while you're at it, try out my Bridal Boutique and my Motor Oil company! And race on my pinball and stadium race courses! WAH!"

"And I thought I showed off too much..." Bowser Junior muttered to the camera as he just shook his head.


"I got a bunch of coconuts... and I ain't gonna share 'em!" Luigi remarked as he was high in the sky at the Cloudtop Cruise

"You better come down!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he pulled out his Coconut Gun. "Cuz this thing fires in spurts! And when it shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!"

Luigi stuck his tongue out, so Donkey Kong fired coconuts at Luigi, killing the green capped plumber.

"DK's Coconut Gun! Get it now!" Princess Daisy exclaimed as she waved her arms in the air like she just didn't care.


"You know what would go well with these french fries?" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he turned to Toadsworth.

"No, what?" Toadsworth asked as he folded his arms together.

"MCDONALD'S!" Petey exclaimed as hamburgers and chicken sandwiches began dancing with him.

"...I'm not sure if I'm loving it." Toadsworth remarked as he was then buried in chicken nuggets.

"McDonald's, part of this complete... feast!" Toad blurted out as several Toads popped up all around a random McDonald's.