This is written for The Golden Snitch!

Drapple Appreciation: Write a story featuring the Drapple pairing-Draco and his infamous apples.

The Great School Bake-Off: Cosmopolitan Cupcakes- (Setting) Antique Shop, (Word) Subtle, (Word) Fraction, (Dialogue) "Did you see it? It was brilliant!"

Ollivanders Wand Shop: Write about Drapple.

Anniversary Event: Draco Malfoy, Gold.

I'm in Hogwarts, Slytherin!

This is going to be a weird one, so readers, you have been warned. Extremly OOC Draco.


"Draco Malfoy! What have I told you about decorating with apples? It ruins our setting, and this fetish of yours is ridiculous!" Said Narcissa as she reprimanded her only son, Draco.

"Mum, apples are wonderful, and glorious, and they do whatever you want them to! Can't you see how beautiful and shiny they are? They really liven this place up!" He replied, while shining the Apple he had on the mantle with his robes.


Draco stood in the middle of muggle London with Blaise. His best friend had dragged him here under the pretense that he would love what they held in the small antique shop. Taking a breath, since he had no idea what sort of smells these Muggles would emit, they stepped through the door.

He only paused for a fraction of a second, before he started running around touching everything he could. There were apple decorations everywhere, from towels to plates to small fake apples that you put in a decorative basket. There was even dining utensils with the fruit shape cut out of the handle. Everything was perfect for his new flat.

Blaise stood, laughing, as he watched his best friend act like a lunatic. He watched as Draco grabbed a small, beat up buggy, and started preciously laying everything that had an apple on it, into his shopping cart.

Draco turned to the next aisle, his cart already half full, only to halt in his step, and his jaw falling open. Blaise swore he saw drool coming out of his mouth. There on a large dais, was an extremely large, golden statue of three apples, sitting in triangular form.

He attentively walked forward, extending his hand on the golden beauty before him. He looked around, making sure no one could see him, before he set his lips in a subtle kiss atop of the metal. "Perfect." Slipped out of his mouth. Promising to buy the statue, Draco finished walking through the rest of the shop, placing everything that even resembled an apple into his buggy, and went to the sales clerk.

Retrieving a trolley, and with the help of Blaise, they set his new idol on the trolleys platform, and left.

"Did you see it? It was brilliant! We must go every week! Ah, I love apples," exclaimed Draco when they landed in his flat after apparating.

Draco then set to work on rearranging his kitchen and living room with his new purchases, leaving the large figurine for last. Finally, when every surface was covered with something apple related, he turned to his newly-bought glory.

He preciously set the figure in front of his large window, and let the light glimmer off of the Golden hue.

"Hey Blaise, do you mind if I see you later? I have some things to do," he asked.

"You two have fun now! Don't do anything I wouldn't do," Blaise replied with a wink, before leaving.

Once Blaise was gone, he warded his apartment shut from any visitors, and turned back around.

"Hey there, you come here often?" He asked saucily.


Okay, I think that this is a crack!fic. I'm not entirely sure, but I hope you enjoyed. XD