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Reiuki: Yes, the moment you've all been waiting for, (cue suspenseful music) my first ever, EDXENVY fic!

KM: YAY (claps hands)

Rei: I kno! Oh btw, these are my friends, KM, and Wolf in the mist,

KM and Wolf: Hello…

Rei: Anyway, this fic is gonna be cool, full of cute fluff, angst, action, and of course a lemon-scene!

Wolf: Damnit! Why do you like EXE so much?

Rei and Km: (look at each other, then to Wolf) because in the immortal words of Cat, "Because It's Hot"

Wolf: (leaves)…

Serafin: (Walks in door) Uh hey, what's up with her…

Rei: shes just hating ExE…

Serafin: Um okay, bye (tries to leave (rei ties her to chair))

Rei: NOW SIT AND WITNESS THE MASTERPEICE THAT IS EXE!!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa (Strikes dramatic pose)

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Chapter 1

Alphonse listened to his brothers soft snoring, and he wished that he could sleep. It had been so long since he had though, he couldn't even remember what it was like. So he sat, every night, and he thought, lost silently in his own mind.

They had been searching for the philosophers stone for years now, to no avail, but they could not give up, not now…

His thoughts were interrupted by the sudden wail of an alarm, though it was not enough to awaken his brother, with a sigh he stood up awkwardly, and paced over to his brothers bedside.

"Nii san… Nii san, " he shook Ed's shoulder lightly, calling his name, and growing agitated. There was something wrong, the alarm blaring outside told him so.

They were staying at the guest quarters in central, while Ed filled out the paperwork from their latest trip. He understood that Ed was tired, but still…

"NII SAN!!!" Ed woke with a jolt, muttering angrily under his breath at his younger brother.

"What's up Al?" Then he heard the wail of the emergency alarm outside, and he got up. Staggering over to the door, he opened the door, and was greeted by a frantic looking Fuery.

"Luetenant?" Ed asked, rubbing his eyes sleepily.

Fuery saluted stiffly and began to explain." Sir, Colonal Mustang sent me to alert you, Central is under attack!"

Suddenly Ed wasn't so sleepy, he rushed out the door, followed quickly by Alphonse and Fuery, they went along with the rest of the military personel.

"Fuery, just what's going on?"

"Well Sir, we aren't really that sure, All I know is that he seems undefeatable. Every thing we throw at this guy, he's able to repel, It's like he some type of Ultimate Shield or something!"

At this Ed knew who it was, Greed! His inner self screamed as they turned the corner But why? What would he gain from attacking Central? but it didn't matter, all Ed knew was that the homunculus was hurting people, and Ed had to stop him.

Not many people even knew about the homunculi, so there for not many people could stop them.

When the boys reached the outside, they were greeted by a grizzly scene. Bodies laid scattered every where, blood staining the stone walls, and there in the center of all the chaos, was the sin, but almost instantly, Edward noticed something different about him.

He looked like a… monster.

Ed had had never really considered homunculi to be human in the first place, but they had at least appeared to be. But this THING was in no way close to being so.

His eyes were completely blank. No emotion or even a glint of light blessed the pure black pools. His body seemed shaky and uneven, like he didn't have complete control over it.

When he moved, his body would jerk, and it resembled something like a robot. The blood splattered on his clothing and face added to the effect of pure evil. It shook Ed up, he had fought against Greed before, but this time he was actually scared.

"Ni- nii san… Is th-at uh Greed?" his voice wavered uncertainly. He had obviously made the same conclusion as Ed.

"I'm really not all that sure Al, but we have to kill him either way-" He clapped his hands together sharply, with the resulting alchemic burst, he was able to transmute his automail into a blade, thought honestly he knew it wouldn't work, Greed was the "Ultimate Shield" after all, but at least it would stall him enough so he could formulate a plan.

Greed's head jerked to the side, as he fixed his blank stare on the brothers. Edward heard a terrified yelp from Fuery as the monster approached them.

"Fuery! I need you to go and get everyone out of here, they have no idea what their up against!" With a shaky nod, Fuery sped off, relieved that he was excused from the battle, he wasn't the best fighter in the world, and it was no secret.

"Nii san Watch out!" The two boys darted out of the way as Greed lunged forward, each of them going a separate way.

Ed brought the blade down hard on Greed's shoulder, but to no avail, as it bounced off with a metallic clank. Greed swung around at the contact, and he through an awkward punch at the young alchemist, successfully knocking him down.

"Nii san!" Al tried to reach his brother but could not get past him, as the sin hit him forcibly, knocking him across the lawn, then he turned back to Ed, who was still stumbling to his feet.

Greed wrapped his hand around Ed's throat, and lifted him up off the ground, causing the boy to choke uncontrollably. Greed tightened his grip, and Ed began to feel dizzy.

"Full metal!" The sudden burst of flames was enough to startle Greed, causing him to drop the young alchemist. He hit the ground with a 'thump'. Rubbing his neck, he glared up at his 'savior'.

"'Bout time you got here you ass!" He stumbled to his feet, gathered his senses, and joined back in besides his comander.

"Now now Full metal, is that anyway to say thank you to the person who just saved your short ass!" His coment earned him a stern "colonol!" from his right hand girl, Riza Hawkeye. A sly smile cast her way, he turned his attention back to Greed.

"So Full metal, what's the deal with this guy?" He jerked his thumb in the sins direction.

"Well his names Greed, he's a homunculus, and he is next to impenetrable, other than that though, we haven't got a clue about him, or how to beat him."

"So… in other words, we're screwed."

"Seems that way…"

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Rei: Well, you likey?

KM: Yes me likey (pouts) but there no Envy sniff

Rei: I know, but he will come next chappie, and note there will be no real action for a while, it must fit the ficcie.

Serafin: Uh so just who is this Envy guy?

KM and Rei: (GASPS) OMG, how could you not know, he is only the most awsomest and most smexiest man alive!(starts rambling on about Envy and how great he is)

Serafin: (crying) Why is this happening to me? I have to get away… WOLF PLEASE HELP!!!

Rei: Well reviewers, you like it…right puppy dog eyes