"How does this ship even work?" Rey asked, confused. "I mean, Kylo is theorized as my cousin or even my brother. This ship is gross."
"Yeah!" Kylo agreeded. "She isn't my type anyway!"
"That's good." I said. "Because the only people that like this ship are white 15 to 17 year old girls that think abusive relationships are hot. Girls, you are people. You are not sex toys just for the pleasure of men. You are human beings.
"Yes, the chubby girls are human. The girl that used to be called Jake but is now Jane is human. You are all human, and not things. This ship is abusive and unhealthy. Thank you."
