I Think I Love You Too
Warnings: Yaoi (BoyxBoy), Um... there will be crossdressing later, I'm making this as I go along, so nothing else so far except extreme OOC-ness~
Disclaimer: I laugh at people who think I could actually pull off creating Naruto.
A/N: This is my first fanfiction I am puting up on here, so no flames please, I want all the pretty peoples to be nice to the author. As in me. It does suck, I know, so you don't have to remind me. I will remind myself. So, enjoy!
If you can~
It was yet another dreadful day at No Name High, a typical day for them, and if you looked at it from any angle, you would probably think that this is a school for the special, hallucinating students. But, alas, this is not a school of special students, and they are not hallucinating, or taking crack (Though sometimes it seems that way!), this is just not our typical school. They look at us and think, what kind of school are they going to? Well, anyway, back to the story.
It was yet another dreadful day at No Name High, in the class of Kakashi Hatake. The man sat at his desk and read all day, so the children, uh... teenagers, are left to do whatever it is that they please.
Don't think like that, you perverts.
Sasuke sat at his desk, his head down, going over the fact of him being alive at this very moment, sitting in a classroom, breathing, when he could be slitting his own throat at this waking moment. Yeah, that sounds nice, Sasuke thought to himself, I could just get up, walk out, and kill myself. After all, I am just in this world with the soul purpose to get raped, or, as my life has proved so far. I dont live for my parents, they are long dead, even though they promised they would never leave my side.
Sasuke got up and started towards the door, until a certain red head stopped him.
"You're not planning to kill yourself again Sasuke, right?" Max asked.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, whipped around to face the red head, and said, sarcasm not absent in his voice, "No, I'm going to take a stroll in the garden." Sasuke eyed the red, his hair spiked out in almost every direction, a scar across his left eye trailing down the bridge of his nose. He wore something simple: A red shirt and blue denim shorts.
"Sasuke, you've gotta stop trying to kill yourself. It's not good for your health."
Sasuke snorted. "Thank you, mom." Max glared.
"We don't need you acting like that in here, Sasuke."
"I always act like this in here."
"Well, I'm tired of it."
"Not like anyone acts any different. The whole world wants to hurt me. So, why should I not hurt it back?"
"Sasuke, that's just karma coming back to bite you in the butt." Skyler offered, leaning over his desk. He had white hair, green at the tips of his bangs. He wore a white shirt and blue jeans. His grey almost black eyes whirled with amusement.
Sky, Skyler's identical twin, walked over to the group. His eyes were only slightly darker than his brother's. "What, Sasuke trying to kill himself again?"
"Yes." Max replied, grabbing the back of Sasuke's shirt to stop his attempt of sneaking away from them.
"FUCK YOU, MAX!" Sasuke yelled at him.
"I'd rather fuck you, Sasuke." Max said, not to sarcastically. Sasuke rolled his eyes at him.
"Are you always going to reply to me like that, Max?"
"Yes, Sasuke, you look way to fuckable to still be a virgin, Sasuke. I'm actually impressed that you're still a virgin-"
"We've heard this conversation many times, Max. Many, many times." Skyler interrupted him.
"Sorry, livin in the moment here. I do want to take away your virginity, Sasuke."
"Should've beat that stalker to me when I was five, retard." Sasuke mumbled.
"What?" Sky asked, curiosity apparent in the young singer's eyes.
"Nothing." Sasuke mumbled in reply.
"What?" Sky and Skyler asked at the same time.
"NOTHING!" Sasuke yelled at them, his patience finally leaving him, going somewhere back into the firey pits of hell, like he expected himself to when his death finally relieved him of these idiots he put up with everyday of his misserable life.
"Okay, don't be to mean, Sas-gay." Sky teased, Sasuke's right eye twitching at the nick-name.
"Okay, I'm gay, but it doesn't mean you can call me Sas-gay!" Sasuke replied, annoyed.
"Don't piss him off, Sky." Max scolded.
"He's already pissed off at us, Max." Sky and Skyler said at the same time as Sasuke replied, "I'm already pissed at you guys, Max!"
"Okay, geez, team up on the old guy!" Max said in a mock offended tone.
"You're only 26, Max, you're not old." Skyler offered.
"Well, everyone here is either 15 or 16, set aside Sasuke, who is 13, and Kakashi, who has danced among the dinosaurs." Sasuke chuckled at this remark, Sky and Skyler fell to the floor with tears of laughter falling from thier eyes.
"Yeah, he's seen the Hailey's comet three times in his life time." Max chuckled, as the twins were on the floor still, laughing harder than before, if that was even possible, and Sasuke could swear thier lungs were about to pop.
"Okay, what's going on over there? Funny joke? You mind sharing with the class what's so funny?" Kakashi told them, "Or is it going to kill us with laughing?"
"I'd happily tell you all, but-" Max paused as he clutched Sasuke's collar to keep him from slinking off from the people on crack (Like I said, they're not really on crack. Or are they?) to go relieve his soul from this wicked place, he'd rather the deep firey pits off hell than this classroom which is worse than the firey pits of earth, "as you can see, I'm trying to save a very determind person."
"And a hot one at that." Lucas, another raven haired man, added. Max chuckled.
"You bet, Lucas." Sasuke glared at Lucas, then Max.
"You know, your eyes could freeze like that, and then you'd be glaring forever!" Faroh said. Faroh was a witch, and one that failed at that. In an attempt to make a potion to make her immortal, instead, the failed attempt turned her into a fox girl. She had orange hair, and an orange fox tail. Her outfit consisted of a dress that showed much skin.
"As if I care? I want to go die. Please excuse me, I'm going to kill myself now. Anyone got a spare knife?" Sasuke asked as he attempted to make a break for it, being stopped by a very firm chest. He smacked into the man before him, and landed on his ass.
"Hey! Watch i-i-i-i..." The Uchiha was rendered speachless at the man before him, a blush covered his face.
"I'm sorry, are you okay?" The blond said, holding a hand out. Sasuke took it, his body tingling from the contact.
"Y-yeah..." Sasuke gulped. Uchiha's don't studder. Or blush. "I'm fine. What, does it look like I need to go to the hospital? I'm not so weak."
"Sorry, I just wanted to make sure." The blond replied, hurt in his bright blue eyes. Sasuke observed the blond. He had tan skin, probably out in the sun alot, unlike Sasuke with his own pale skin, who never went out into the sun, the blond had indeed blond hair, (No duh, retard.) unlike Sasuke's silk raven locks, the man had three whisker marks on either side of his face,
which rose curiosity in Sasuke's mind, and he had unbelievably bright blue eyes, showing all of his felt emotions, nothing like Sasuke's own ebony ones, that blocked out all emotion.
"So, who the hell are you?" Max asked politely. (As politely as you can while saying that...)
"Me? Oh... I'm Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto."
"I'm Max Ray." Max replied, shaking Naruto's hand.
The twins came up, held out thier hands and introduced themselves at the same time. "I'm Skyler." "I'm Sky." "Nice to meet you." They said in unision.
"Uh... okay..." Naruto shook both of thier hands, smiling.
"I'm Lucas." Lucas held out a hand, and as Naruto reached out his own hand, Lucas took it back. "Don't shake hands with me."
"But- what- fine." Naruto said, confused.
"I'm Faroh Ray!" Faroh said, walking over with an obvious bounce in her step. She shook his hand in a manner only Spongebob and herself could pull off.
"Ray? Like Max?" Naruto asked, looking from Max to Faroh then back. They don't look like siblings...
"Yeah! I'm his wife."
"Oh..." Naruto said, trying to keep his arm from falling off as Faroh shook his hand. Naruto looked at Sasuke. "And you are...?"
"You expect me to say?" Sasuke bit back rather harshley.
"He's Sasuke, don't mind him. He's PMSing-"
"I HEARD THAT MAX!" Sasuke yelled, pissed beyond being pissed.
"Sorry, you make it seem that way." Max fake apologized. Sasuke glared at him.
"Sasuke?"
"What?" Sasuke growled, obviously annoyed.
"Sorry, just trying it out..."
"Don't say my name if it means nothing!" Sasuke said, feeling his face heat up. God, I've got to make it out of here without them knowing I'm blushing, Sasuke panicked.
"I've gotta go-" Sasuke said, trying to slide past Naruto, only to be grabbed by the collar.
"Not so fast, Sasuke- MY GOD, ARE YOU BLUSHING?" Max said, seriously suprised. Sasuke took the opportunity to run. Fast. I have to get away from the school... Sasuke thought, running home. Hey, he was going to get detention later, but who cared? Then again, who cared enough to give him, Sasuke Uchiha, a detention?
And who was sexy enough to make the great Uchiha blush?
That, my friends, would be Naruto.
Well, that's chapter one! Yes, all my characters seem to be on crack, yet they resemble me in a sort of wierd way. Okay?
Be nice to me, this is my first one I'm posting. NO FLAMING!
Please review? If I get... hm... 5 reviews I'll continue.
