Please note this season will have 16 random competitors from My Little Pony. Sone characters old and new. Anyway, Enjoy!
Episode 1
On the edge of the pier, Toad is waiting anxiously for everyone to arrive. "Ugh, twenty minutes late and still nobody's here yet. Are you sure this is the port? I have this pipe installed and everything."
"Sí señor. Estoy seguro." Bobei replied.
Right on cue, the pipe began vibrating and shot out the first three competitors. The first one floated down and he appeared to be a familiar draconequus. The second one appeared to be a young colt with a familiar coat.
"About time." Toad said. "Our first set of contestants.
"That's right, I'm back again." Discord said.
"So am I." Snails said.
"Why hello there Toad. Surprised to see me again? It's been awhile." Discord said. "You got any food? I'm famished."
"Um, here." Toad said tossing him an unknown food.
"If you must know, I have a strict 'No greens policy.' I'm not eating this." He tosses it into the ocean."
"And there goes my retirement fund." Bobei said to himself.
"Oh Fluttershy!" He called out. "Fluttershy!"
Fluttershy yelps and falls to the ground, then she gets back up to recover.
"It's so good you're back. Let's hope nothing goes wrong this time."
"Yeah, great!" Fluttershy said dryly.
Another competitor leaps out of the cannon, does multiple flips, then lands perfectly.
"And he sticks the landing." Soarin said landing perfectly.
"Show off." Toad remarks.
"I'm not a show off, it's just skill dude." Soarin said.
Two cheerful screams were heard from the pipe. Confetti shot out of the pipe, then came two earth ponies. One was pink with her poofy hair and tail. The other was an orange pony with a brown mane.
"Now entering the party ponies of the game: me and my friend Cheese Sandwich." Pinkie introduces.
"Since when is there confetti in the cannon?" Toad asked confused.
"It's our way of entering." Cheese Sandwich responded.
"Hi everypony." Pinkie said then gasps. "Look Cheese, it's a ship. We're get to go on a cruise!"
"Featuring the party ponies: Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie." Toad introduced. "Welcome back!"
Character number seven arrives next. She appeared to be a young orange filly with a purple mane and tail.
"Fellow Cutie Mark Crusader: Scootaloo here! Ready to compete again." She said.
Scootaloo: I can't believe I'm going on a cruise. This is going to be so much fun. I just hope Rainbow Dash will be here.
"Finally, everyone's favorite crusader is back. Not to mention the fan favorite: Scootaloo!" Toad announces.
"Wow, I've got quite a few friends." Scootaloo said.
Sunset Shimmer exits out of the pipe and she appears in pony form.
"I can relate to you." Sunset said.
"Hello Sunset." Toad said. "How are you doing in pony form?"
"It's been awhile, but it may take some time to get used to." Sunset answered.
Sunset: This is the first time I'm competing in pony form. I've seen Twilight take part in the last season. It was a shame she didn't win, but I hope I see her again.
Two new players came out next. One was a magenta pony and the other was a young brown colt wearing a propeller.
"Up next is: Cheerilee and Button Mash!" Toad announces.
Cheerilee: This was the perfect idea for me to take a break from teaching. Even though three of my students are here, I need to make sure nothing bad happens to them.
Button Mash: It turns out my mom is making me do this because I've been playing too much games. So she's having me do this, but at least she'll see me compete back at home.
All of a sudden, Button gets frozen by a freeze gun.
"Where did that come from?"
"Oh, I guess it does work." Toad said holding up his freeze gun.
"Toad what did you do?" Cheerilee asked in shock. "You just froze Button."
"Yeah, but he's not dead is he?"
"Well can you unfreeze him?"
Gilda flies out of the pipe and lands beside the two. "Stand aside, I've got this." She punches the ice block and it shatters completely freeing Button Mash from his frozen state.
"I'm free." Button said in delight.
"You're welcome." Gilda said.
"Easy Gilda, he's been through a lot." Cheerilee said.
She darted her eyes at her and began chasing her back and forth.
"GET BACK HERE!" Gilda screamed.
Rainbow Dash flies out of the pipe and lands on the pier.
"SOMEPONY HELP!" Cheerilee cried.
"When I get you, you're gonna get it!" Gilda said chasing her.
"Hey! Break it up you two!" Rainbow Dash cuts in between them.
"RAINBOW DASH!" Pinkie rushes over to her pegasus.
"Oh no." Rainbow Dash realized but got caught by Pinkie as she gets a big hug.
"I'm so glad you're here. It's been forever since I last saw you. The last time we saw each other was at the area in Donut Plains." Pinkie said quickly.
"Yeah, could you please let go of me now so I can breathe?" Rainbow Dash asked struggling.
"Now entering, the master of hypnotism. The greatest hypnotherapist the one and only: Dr. Spiral Swirl." She introduced as she exits the pipe. "But you can call me Spiral."
"Wait, so she's a hypocrite?" Discord asked confused. Fluttershy however, just face hoofed.
"Well if it isn't Miss Spiral Swirl." Toad said. "How nice of you to make a not so great entrance."
"What an honor to be here. I've pretty much seen the previous season in the pastl and learned from the best on how to play the game." Spiral said.
"Uh, dare we ask who you learned from?" Button wondered.
"Well by Miss Dash over there and Chrysalis of course."
Everyone gasps in horror.
"Obviously, you missed their lesson on subtlety." Toad adds.
Rainbow Dash: *laughs* Are you kidding me? Me and Chrysalis? She doesn't think she's making it that far in the game. That pony is going down if I have anything to say about it.
"Don't forget us!" Another voice called in the pipe. The pipe shot out two more ponies. One revealing to be a light green unicorn with a golden harp cutie mark. The second was a light yellow earth pony with a pink and blue mane and tail.
"Now entering: Lyra Heartstrings and her best friend Bon Bon." Toad continues.
Both Lyra and Bon Bon are in the confessional.
Lyra: I can't believe we get to go on a cruise!
Bon Bon: I know, this is going to be so fun with you.
"Okay we're almost done señor Toad. I'll ready the engines." Bobei said.
Right on cue, the last contestant flies out of the pipe.
"Well, well, here's the last passenger." Toad said as the last competitor plummets down and lands on the ground, hard! "How are you doing Derpy?"
She lifts her head up for a second, then goes back unconscious.
"Perfect!" Toad said.
The entire cast:
Derpy Hooves
Bon Bon
Soarin
Snails
Cheerilee
Lyra
Gilda
Button Mash
Rainbow Dash
Discord
Fluttershy
Spiral Swirl
Cheese Sandwich
Sunset Shimmer
Pinkie Pie
and Scootaloo!
Welcome to 'TOTAL PONY CRUISE!'
Episode 1: The Cruise Begins.
"Now on Total Pony Cruise, we will be travelling around earth to its most iconic, spectacular, and most dangerous locations." Toad announces to everyone.
"Ooh this is so exciting, I've always wanted to go to Paris or Niagara Falls." Pinkie said bouncing up and down.
"Actually, we're going to be travelling in the real world." Toad said.
"THE REAL WORLD?!" Everyone eyes widened.
"Isn't that where I was from?" Sunset asked.
"I think he might be referring to the OTHER real world." Discord said.
"Boring." Gilda complained.
"If you have a problem, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind being the first to try out our plank of shame." Toad tells the griffin pointing to the plank.
"On second thought, I'll pass."
"Great. Any questions?" Toad asks.
Derpy raises her hoof.
"Okay then onto the teams. For the jolly mushrooms, we have..."
"Scootaloo."
"Lyra."
"Discord."
"Fluttershy."
"Cheese Sandwich."
"Snails."
"Spiral."
"and Soarin."
"Oh dear." Fluttershy said.
Fluttershy: I'm always stuck with a troublemaker, and my best friends and I aren't on the same team. At least I have Scootaloo, I may have won in the past, but it doesn't just mean I can do anything to mess up my game. *sighs* I need to write a memoir.
Scootaloo: Not again, I'm not on the same team as Rainbow Dash again. I just hope I don't make any mistakes and get eliminated early again.
"That means that the blazing fire flowers will consist of..."
"Gilda."
"Button Mash."
"Miss Cheerilee."
"Pinkie Pie."
"Rainbow Dash."
"YAY! Dashie and I are on the same team." Pinkie interrupted. "We could make up for lost times, right Dashie?"
"Is it too late for me to swap teams? Because I'm already considering that option." Rainbow Dash hoped.
"Bon Bon."
"Sunset Shimmer."
"and Derpy Hooves."
"Ship's all charged up señor." Bobei said over the walkie-talkie.
"Great. So sailors as you all know, we're still low on funds this season. Which is why your first challenge is to break into the world famous 'Fort Knox.'" Toad explains.
"But Toad, that's the most single fortified safe in America." Scootaloo pointed out.
"And that's why I'm making you guys break-in. All you have to do is make it back with the cash and you're golden. We can only respawn you all on the ship. Losing a teammate will result in 1 grand taken off your team's total loot. So DO NOT GET KILLED!" Toad warned. "The team with the highest total wins immunity. The losing team will be getting rid of one member from their team. Bobei, AMERICA!"
The entire ship gets transported to the real world.
(BREAK)
"So does anypony know how we're going to break-in this place?" Sunset asks her team.
The place was a huge and appeared to be heavily guarded. There were guards patrolling back and forth outside the building, lookouts from top and middle floor.
"Easy." Discord said snapping his fingers. When he did, all of the guards were knocked out and the front door opens.
"Let's go everyone, react now, think later." Pinkie said walking toward the building.
Button follows her to the building.
"Button what are you doing?" Cheerilee asks him.
"I'm following Pinkie's lead and hope I don't get killed." Button responded.
Cheerilee: I'm worried about Button. If he's not careful, he could get killed out there. I may not be a at the school right now, but I still need to keep my students safe.
Suddenly, machine guns began firing at the sixteen competitors.
"TAKE COVER!" Soarin shouted. Some of them run inside as more security guards come and shoot at both teams.
Pinkie is running through this all this until one bullet hits her in the flank knocking her out. Now the blazing flowers are down to 7 now.
"We gotta find somewhere safe to hide." Lyra said.
"Where can we hide?" Bon Bon asked her friend.
"Uh you both realize you're not on the same team right?" Rainbow Dash reminds her teammate. "Now let's get somewhere safe." She takes Bon Bon and hides behinds some boxes.
"This is crazy! At this point, we're dead if don't think of something fast."
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Dash has a point." Gilda said. "We need some kind of shield."
They all turned to Derpy as she gets a grenade thrown at her then blows up. Then surprisingly, she comes back to life.
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong. It must all those 1-ups that I have. I can come back from anything.
"I can use a spell to protect us from bullets." Sunset suggested.
A shield was formed around them and they all got through safely.
The jolly mushrooms were outside and the alarm goes off as more guards come out.
Spiral runs to the door and dodges the bullets as she hangs her watch over their eyes. "Look closely at my watch swinging back and forth. When I count to three, you will close your eyes and fall in a deep sleep. One, two, three!"
As she said three, both guards closed their eyes and fell asleep on the ground.
"It would be wise to stay together." She tells Fluttershy.
"No, you are obviously bad news." Fluttershy tells her.
"Now now there's no need for judgement. If we work together, then we can reach our goals. I hope you of all ponies will understand."
"I um..."
(Music begins playing a parody of Problem: by Ariana Grande)
Fluttershy: I've got one problem with you girl
(Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Button, Derpy, and Discord.)
You've got one more problem.
(Fluttershy)
Spiral I don't like you. I wanna vote you
right of this show.
(Discord)
She may be bad just a little bit.
She doesn't mean it.
So just come on.
(Fluttershy)
Do you even know Discord?
About her powers?
Cause even though I shouldn't bear to
I wouldn't care to keep her around.
(Derpy)
I will not die
(Sunset)
But I know that it's a lie.
(Button)
Why do we get her?
(Derpy)
Come on guys I will tr-
(Sunset)
I've got one more problem with you here.
(Button joins in)
We've got one more problem with you here.
(Fluttershy)
I've got one more problem with you here.
(All together)
Yep, we've got one more problem!
(Fluttershy)
One more problem with you here.
I've got one more problem with you here.
(Scootaloo)
Do you think she'll cause a problem?
(Fluttershy)
Spiral is my only problem.
Pinkie laughs
"Pinkie what's wrong you?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Oh Dashie." Pinkie said.
(Gilda)
She is driving me insane. One day I hope she goes down in flames.
(Spiral)
I miss my dohickey so much. I'll be a happy bunch.
(Fluttershy)
Don't make me call you out.
(Bon Bon)
Even though we're not together.
Things are bound to get better.
(Lyra)
Yes I get a little restless
But it is meaningless
Cause I am with you.
(Fluttershy)
If I play fairly, I could earn the money.
(Discord)
Why are you so against her little monarchy?
(Fluttershy)
It's one more problem I got here.
(Discord)
And that impacts our team how?
(Snails)
I think my stomach growl.
(Blazing flowers)
No that was Derpy dying.
(Spiral)
We should all go left here.
(Fluttershy)
No I think we should go right there.
(Scootaloo)
If you don't stop arguing, I swear.
(Discord)
I think we all have a problem.
(Fluttershy)
I start off saying we'll be better off without you.
A team will excel with no one around you.
You say that you're good, but I really, really doubt that.
I end up on a team with a filly and that's all I get.
This is peachy I'm trying not to be greedy.
You gotta go sweetie so let's hear my quick speechy.
You need to drop the act, it's time that I strike back.
Everypony gather round.
This is my playground, so try not to frown.
(Spiral)
What is wrong with you?
(Fluttershy)
I've got 99 problems, but you're going down likewise.
(Button and Sunset)
Derpy please stop dying.
(Rainbow Dash)
Pinkie, please do not sing.
(Bon Bon)
This is dangerous, when will we all get there?
(Cheerilee)
Be patient Bon Bon.
(Gilda)
I will rip out your hair!
(Altogether now)
I got one more problem with you here.
I got one more problem with you here.
I got one more problem with you here.
Yes I've got one more problem.
One more problem with you here.
I got one more problem with you here.
I got one more problem with you here.
Yes I've got one more problem.
"One more time!" A fan shouted.
One more problem with you here.
I got one more problem with you here.
I got one more problem with you here.
Yes I've got one more problem.
Aw yeah! That was tight! I gotta tell my mom about this.
(Song over)
The jolly mushrooms continue down a hallway. Soarin quickly hides behind a column as soon as he immediately saw Rainbow Dash.
"That was close." Soarin sighed in relief.
"Who are you looking for?" A voice came from behind.
"Why?" Soarin asked getting startled. "Who wants to know?"
"It's just me." The figure revealed to be Spiral Swirl behind him. "Some ponies do say that stalking is the sincerest form of flattery. For me it's well... creepy."
"I'm not stalking. Now please go away so I can check on Rainbow Dash."
"Really? Well would you continue ignoring me if I could get you two together with no tricks? For a price of course."
Soarin ponders for a second then turn towards Spiral. "What could you possibly want?"
"Your hoof in the game of course."
"You want me to love you? Not a chance."
"No not that. I'm saying an alliance."
"You'd help me without causing trouble?" Soarin asked not sure about this.
"Of course!"
Everyone reaches the room with all the gold.
"We found it." Lyra said.
"Excellent! Wonderful job everyone." Spiral said.
Soarin finds a large golden nugget. "Hey guys, look what I got."
"What is it?" Snails asked.
"I don't know, but I wonder what it does."
"Wait! Is that a-" Scootaloo was cut off as the explosion came from the nugget. It eliminated Lyra, Scootaloo, Soarin, Snails, and Cheese Sandwich from the challenge and blew the remaining three teammates of the jolly mushrooms somewhere else in the area.
The blazing flowers make it to the gold room.
"We made it Derpy cheered as she walks over, but then lasers began lighting up everywhere and burns her.
"Yeah she'll regenerate in a few seconds." Rainbow Dash said.
"But how are we gonna get through that laser field?" Sunset asks her team.
"Let me give it a try." Button said going over to a control panel. He types in a random code and turns off the lasers.
"Lets get as much as we can and get out before more guards show up." Cheerilee said.
The blazing flowers all began collecting right away and gathered three large bags of gold then they all escape the building.
As the remaining jolly mushrooms recover, Fluttershy notices the other team is gone. "Oh no!"
"Well because of Soarin, we're so far behind." Discord said.
"Let's just get whatever we can and hightail it out of here." Fluttershy inquired.
"Please Fluttershy, do calm yourself." Spiral tells her. "No need to stress."
All three of them leave.
The blazing flowers meet back with Toad on the boat.
"Thanks for getting me all this gold guys." Toad commented. "Lets hope the other team makes it back before they send in the military copters."
"Ha, that means we get a prize." Gilda said proudly.
"Prize? Only winners get prizes Gilda."
The other team arrives on cue.
"First, let's bring back everyone that died." Toad instructed. Bobei pressed a button and Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Soarin, Snails, Lyra, and Scootaloo all came back to life.
"And the winners are the jolly mushrooms!" Toad announces.
"WHAT!?" Gilda exclaimed.
"Oh, this is a travesty." Bon Bon said before fainting.
"How did we lose?" Rainbow Dash asked in confusion. "We got here first and got all this gold."
"Well if the challenge actually relied on who got here first, then you guys would've won. But I explicitly told you not to let yourselves get KILLED! Each death results in 1 grand being knocked off your team's total." Toad explains as Bobei brings in a TV screen.
It shows:
Jolly Mushrooms
6000G + 5 deaths = 1000G
Blazing Flowers
30000G + 52 deaths = -22000G
"I didn't get killed that much." Derpy said.
Flashback
It shows a lot of scenes Derpy got killed.
The first scene shows Derpy flying through the battlefield before getting shot.
Next was her getting shocked by standing under an electric zapper. Following her falling into a pool of acid.
Also, she gets hit by an unexpected spike ball hitting her. Followed by the unexpected lasers.
Then, the scene shows Derpy on fire as she flies back and forth while screaming.
Lastly, was the grenade thrown at her, then exploding.
End of Flashback
Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Sunset, and Fluttershy were meeting in a secret area.
"So what are we here for?" Rainbow asks.
"Oooh, are we forming an alliance?" Pinkie asks cheerfully.
"Look girls, I know all of us aren't all on the same team, but let's just make sure we don't make any mistakes." Fluttershy said.
"Let's hope so, and maybe we all could form our own alliance and get to the final four." Sunset suggested.
"What about our friends?" Fluttershy pointed out.
"Yeah she may have a point." Rainbow Dash thought. "Lets try not to get eliminated."
"Speaking of elimination, we should probably get to ours." Sunset reminded them.
"Good luck girls." Fluttershy said leaving.
Elimination ceremony - Blazing Flowers
The eight contestants of the blazing flowers arrive and take their seats.
"These cupcakes I have are the only thing between you and a sudden drowning." Toad tells the team. "I'll be throwing these to you if you're safe. If you don't get one, you out of the game and into the water. The first cupcake goes to..." Dramatic pause until...
"Button Mash."
"Yes! I'm the first one to get a cupcake." Button said happily.
"Pinkie Pie."
"Bon Bon."
"Sunset Shimmer."
"Cheerilee."
That only leaves Rainbow Dash, Derpy, and Gilda.
"One of you three will be heading home." Toad said to the three. "Gilda.."
"Yes!" She said with a proud expression.
"Hold on I'm not finished yet." Toad interrupted. "You've been a jerk to most players. If I were you, I wouldn't be to confident. Derpy, you totally messed up today. You died a total of 51 times today while making your way to the gold. Rainbow Dash, you're also to blame."
"What the hay did I do?" She asked not knowing.
"You encouraged Derpy to go on despite knowing full well that she would continue to die."
"Oh right."
Gilda laughs quietly at her.
"The person not going home is...Rainbow Dash."
"Once again, too close to be eliminated." She said.
"and..."
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"Gilda." Toad throws her the last cupcake.
"You made the right choice." Gilda said.
"Derpy, get on the plank. You're taking the plunge, but first we're going to need some rope to tie your wings." Toad said.
Derpy is on the plank with her wings tied.
"But why am I leaving?" She asked. "I have so much to offer this-" She gets cut off as a bird knocks her off this ship as she screams.
"That was awesome!" Toad said. "One down, fifteen to go. Who will go home next? Will Spiral Swirl get on Fluttershy's good side? Or will she take the game by force? And will Discord do anything to drive me crazy? Actually, I just hope he doesn't. Find out what mayhem will emerge on the next exciting episode of TOTAL...PONY...CRUISE!"
End of Episode 1
So what do you all think of the new season?
Is there anyone you wanted in this season that isn't here?
Who will you be rooting for? And any favorite scenes?
The song's in Italics and if you know how to sing Problem: by Ariana Grande, then sing it just like that.
