AN: Helloo thereThis is a sonnet I wrote about Titanias faeries not being too fond of good ol Bottom. Hope you readers like it =)
He was as disgusting as aged turd
And yet our queen was smitten by hischarm?
We fairies were appalled by what we heard
In Titanias bed they set off alarms
We fed this animal as we were told
Holding our breaths from his stagnant smell
Some of us had to be bribed with gold
Its hard to stay sprightly in this dull hell
It was a secret but wed planned his death
Our queens crush was in need of time in bed
But weak-hearted were we to see white breath
So we asked our king to rid of his head
Since the ass has been effaced from our lives
Well throw away these unbridled knives
