Disclaimer: Do you really think that I would be posting here if Harry Potter was mine? JKR is the creator.
Severitus parody
Harry's brain locked up at what Dumbledore just told him. He looked at the potion professor that was
sitting next to him and then back at the headmaster.
"Excuse me? What did you say?" he asked barely above a whisper.
Dumbledore smiled at him with that damn twinkle in his eye. He only lost Sirius 2 weeks ago, learned
about a stupid prophecy and now he tells me this.
"I said that we did a blood test and found that you are not the son of James Potter. Yes, Lily was your
mother, but you have a different father." Dumbledore explained in his most annoying over the top
grandfather voice. Harry blurted out the first thing that came in his mind.
"FUCK!" he exclaimed followed by "Then who the fuck is my father?"
At that moment the eyes began twinkling in overdrive and he felt a pit in his stomach as he now realized
why Snivellus was in the room.
"Well, Severus here is!"
Harry's brain locked up again. This time when it rebooted he looked at the potion professor again, who
actually looked hopeful. He turned back to the headmaster and then to Snape. Harry pulled his wand
and yelled "Avada Kedavra". He left the tortuous world behind him to join his mother, father, in his
mind his real father, and Padfoot.
Dumbledore looked down and said "Well, that didn't go so well. All I wanted was for him to get past
Sirius' death." Snape snorted and replied "I told you he wouldn't appreciate the prank, now who will be
your Golden Boy?"
FIN
