Scouts and Gundam's?!?
By: Sarah Star Flower and Star
S.N. (star's note)
S.S.F.N. (sarah star flower's note)
~At a strange temple~
Moon: WHAT ON THE MOON ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!
Duo: Cause she called US!!!!!!!
Mars: WHY WOULD SHE CALL YOU, WHEN WE'RE AVAILIBLE?!?
WuFei: Why would she call WOMEN to do the job, when us Gundam pilots are available?!?!
Mars: CAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN!!!!
Cloaked Woman: SHUT UP!!! I called BOTH you Gundam Pilots AND Sailor Scouts for a mission.
Uranus: A mission? Leave it to us, we can handle any mission, and you know we're ALWAYS willing to risk our lives for our missions.
Cloaked woman: So are the pilots.
Neptune: But they're not as HALF as skilled as WE are!!!
WuFei: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! YOU THINK YOU WOMAN ARE MORE SKILLED THAN US GUNDAM PILOTS?!?!?! YOU MUST BE CRAZY!!!!!
Cloaked Woman: WOULD YOU STOP IT ALREADY?!?!
Uranus: It's their fault, they are such male chauvinist PIGS!!! At least, that horrible… WUFEI!!!!
Cloaked Woman: ::groan:: Right, right… Anyways, the anime world is in danger, many threats have arisen, and I want you people to check it out.
Mercury: Of course, but may I ask who you are?
Cloaked Woman: ::turns to partner:: What do you think?
Cloaked Woman2: Well… they'll find out who we are eventually anyway.
Cloaked Woman: All right then.
::Both women drop their cloaks to reveal…::
Moon: Oh my…
WuFei: NO!!!!!! THE FANFIC WRITERS!!!!
Star: You bet, the best fanfic writer's you'll ever meet.
Sarah: That's for sure.
::Both grin menacingly::
Star: We also rule the anime world. Since it is a figment of our imaginations.
Quatre: What exactly _IS_ the Anime world?
Sarah: The Anime world is the central power, of ALL Anime.
Star: Yeah. We control the anime and the characters.
Heero: So what are you going to do to us?
Sarah: Well, we're sending you to battle a great enemy. But you can only win if you combine your powers, and STOP BICKERING!!!!
WuFei: You expect us to tolerate these woman?
Sarah: No, I expect you, TO WORK WITH THEM!!!
Moon: No problem, We are the CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE!!!!
WuFei: the Champions of JUSTICE?!?! THAT'S _MY_ DEPARTMENT!!!!!!
Moon: YOU?!?! TELL ME HOW IT'S JUSTICE THAT WOMAN ARE CONSIDERED WEAKER THAN MEN!!!!
WuFei: BECAUSE THEY _ARE_!!!!!
Mercury: We shouldn't fight, we're supposed to be working together.
Quatre: She's right, we should stop fighting and go.
Heero: Who is exactly is our enemy?
Star: An evil wicked force, which wants to destroy all anime.
Duo: Shingnami is on the case!!!
Uranus: You picked some guy who calls himself Shingnami to work with us?!?
Sarah: You'll get used to him.
Duo: GET USED TO ME?!?! YOU'LL LOVE ME!!!
Uranus: ::rolls eyes:: Suuuure we will. Let's go girls!
Moon: Hey, I'M THE LEADER!!!
Uranus: Oh yeah, sorry.
Saturn: Come on, this dark force thing is gonna take over the world by the time we stop bickering.
Star: She's right, you should all go…….before it's too late.
::Gundam pilots get in their Mobil suits, the Scouts use their Sailor Teleport power::
Sarah: We're doomed.
Star: Well…Maybe they'll make it…
::both look at each other::
Sarah and Star: Nah.
~At a strange forest~
WuFei: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MAXWELL!!!!
Duo: IS NOT!!! AND STOP YELLING!!!!
Moon: It is your fault, you're the one holding the map.
Duo: So what's your point?
Moon: Oh, forget it.
~Back at the temple~
Sarah: ::looks at her crystal ball:: This is pathetic.
Star: No kidding.
Sarah: Hmm… Maybe we should send reinforcements?
Star: No, they'll never finish this mission if they don't learn to work together. I wonder how Quatre's doing…
Sarah: Don't start THAT again.
Star: Why not?
Sarah: Romances can wait.
Star: All right. So what should we do? We can't just let them bicker away all their time.
Sarah: Nothing, no doubt an enemy will appear. They will have to work together.
Star: If you say so.
~Forest~
Heero: I'll kill you.
Mars: Humph. I might as well see if I can get any readings. I am flame, flame is the light. I am fire, fire is sight…
Jupiter: Anyone wants some brownies? I made them right before I came, so they're pretty fresh.
Moon: Oooh… brownies… Yum!
Quatre: Who are you going to kill, Heero?
Heero: Everyone if they don't shut up.
Mercury: Maybe I can find a way out through my mini computer. (S.N. I love her mini computer!)
Quatre: Your mini computer?
Mercury: Yes, and my computer goggles. ::presses earring, her computer goggles appear::
Quatre: How did you do that?
Mercury: I use it all the time. I'm not picking up any exits yet…But what's that? An evil, powerful force!!
Moon: Where?
Mars: All right! Fighting evil's my specialty.
WuFei: _I'LL_ be the one to proclaim justice!!
Mars: Have you ever gone a day without saying the word justice?!?
::Out of nowhere, a huge monster appears. It has razor sharp fangs and claws. It looks like a spider with a head and human legs.::
Moon: GIRLS!!!!!! Get ready to fight!!!
WuFei: You weak women, us Gundam pilots will handle this!
Moon: Yeah, right! I am the champion of justice!! I fight for love and justice!!!
WuFei: STOP USING THE WORD JUSTICE!!! THAT'S MY DEPARTMENT!!!!
Moon: Whatever!!!
Mercury: I'll stun it, so the rest of you can strike!! MERCURY BUBBLES…BLAST!!!! ATTACK NOW!!!
Moon: Who?
Mercury: ANYBODY!!!!!!
Heero: Leave it to me. ::fires beam cannon:: (Sorry, I don't know what the custom Gundam's are like. )
Mercury: It's almost down!!! Sailor Moon!! Use your tiara, aim at its forehead!!!
Moon: RIGHT!! Moon Tiara…MAGIC!!!!!
::The monster yells, fades away::
Venus (I seem to have forgotten to have her…): ALL RIGHT!!! WAY TO GO!!!!
Moon: WE DID IT!!!
::Suddenly a puff of smoke appears and out of it steps…::
WuFei: Oh no… I thought we lost them.
Sarah: VERY funny!
Star: We just wanted to say, good job. You worked together and combined your skills, if you continue to work so well, you WILL win.
Heero: Omae wa Korosu….
Sarah: Whatever!
Star: Lets go!!!
::They both disappear::
Jupiter: COOL!! How did that thing do that? That Gundam's AWESOME!!!
Trowa: You think that's good? Check out the other weapons.
~Temple~
Sarah: NOT BAD!!! They just might pull it off!!!
Star: Maybe… But we DO have reinforcements, right?
Sarah: Course, the Dbz guys, and the Ronin Warriors are ready to go at any time.
Star: So… why don't we just use them?
Sarah: Cause, I like the Sailor Scouts and Gundam Wing pilots better. And they make an interesting crossover.
Star: True, but isn't it a bit overdone?
Sarah: So?
Star: Never mind.
~To be continued~
S.S.F.N.: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was fun… Err, Neptune and Uranus aren't a couple in this story. Just think that they either broke up, or this is a A.U. story.
S.N.: I want Quatre.
S.S.F.N.: ::sweatdrops:: Err, sure.
S.N.: Goodie…
S.S.F.N.: I spelled Katra's name Quatre, due to popular demand. SO DON'T KILL ME ANYBODY!!! TAKE STAR INSTEAD!!
S.N: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!
:: Sarah and Star run away from crazed fans ::
Disclaimers: We do not own Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z, or Ronin Warriors. DON'T SUE!!! Comp. ink and disks use up all my money anyways…
