Hi!
This is just something I thought of doing when was bored one day. I know this idea has probably been done before but what the hell. Anyways, enjoy! :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Gives angry look and glares at wall)
Naruto – 50 things to do when you're bored
Stare at the back of Sakura's head until she turns around, and then look away.
Tell Kisame he smells like butt.
Get Sai drunk.
Graffiti the Chuunin exam of the person next to you.
Invent a car.
Rant about destiny to Neji to show him how annoying he is when he does it.
Copy both sides of Zetsu.
Convince the white side of Zetsu that the black side says stuff about him behind his back (this will be VERY funny if it works).
Hide a treasure chest in Gaara's sand gourd.
Play Monopoly with Kakuzu.
Create a language that only you and Tobi can understand.
When walking past Itachi, cheer 'pop goes the weasel', and then run like hell.
Just hang out with Tobi (this will suffice for hours of entertainment).
Preach about Jashin in the Waterfall Village.
Kick Karin up the ass and tell her she's worse than Sakura.
Walk up behind Ino and exclaim 'are those split ends?" and run like hell.
Get Naruto hooked on Fanfiction.
Find Orochimaru and scream at him.
Sell your ninja gear on eBay.
Show off the ninja gear you bought on eBay from someone who coincidentally shared the same name as you.
Give Tobi sugar.
Then give Tobi coffee.
Then give Tobi Deidara.
Switch Akamaru with a cat that looks just like him.
Start a riot in the Hokage's mansion.
Convince the children at the academy that they will be the bogeyman's next victim.
Keep Shikamaru from falling asleep.
When he does fall asleep, draw on his face.
Steal all the chopsticks from Ichiraku.
Transform into Naruto and chase Hinata around the village till she passes out.
When she does pass out, take her to Naruto's house and ask him to look after her until she wakes up (poor Hinata will have an aneurism after this).
Give Sakura a title deed to the moon.
Sell Tenten to Disney.
Stare at Shino for a while and grin.
Run around the Leaf Village screaming 'Let's start a riot!"
If anyone agrees, tell them they should be ashamed of themselves.
Run into the academy and yell into the classrooms, 'Whoever wants ice cream go outside!" Then run away to avoid the stampede.
Terrorize the academy children by running into the classrooms and screaming something about the end of humanity.
Share a packet of Pocky with Choji.
Sneak up behind Sasori and scream 'Pinocchio!' Then run like hell.
Blame Kankuro for everything.
Steal Hidan's scythe, wear a black cloak, walk into the academy and say 'I'm looking for one Konohamaru Sarutobi', in a creepy voice and watch his reaction.
Sit in the middle of the Konoha streets and whine about something.
Get drunk with Tsunade.
Find Sasuke and pull his hair.
Run around the village and yell 'I wanna be Hokage! Believe it!' Just to piss everyone off.
Hang upside-down from a roof above the street and laugh at people walking beneath you.
Declare 'I'm Batman!' And leap off a roof and fall flat on your face.
Stumble around the village and chant in a creepy girly voice 'you're all gonna die… Just like I did…'
Convince Naruto that his house is haunted by a lizard that likes pie.
This was interesting to come up with. Thank you to Hex Fox for her ideas to add to the list. Thanks for reading! - :)
