L has a Sugar Overdose
All Characters are Owned and Created by Tsugumi Ohba.
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FOR ALL YOU AVERAGE HUMANS I WILL MAKE THIS AS SIMPLE AS I CAN FOR YOUR TINY SQUISHY BRAINS. THE HUMANS IN THIS STORY ARE RATHER STRANGE AND MAY EVEN APPEAR OUTLANDISH TO YOU AVERAGE HUMANS. AND THE REASON BEHIND THIS IS THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS FANFIC WHOM IS, QUITE LITERALY, THE FIRST LETTER OF THE TITLE IS VERY… OH HOW MAY I PUT THIS? PECULIAR? BIZARRE? ODD PERHAPS? WELL YOU'LL FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF. BESIDES HE, WHOSE NAME IS ONLY A LETTER, THERE IS ONE OTHER WHOM IS ABOVE YOU AVERAGE HUMANS, WITH YOUR TINY SQUISHY BRAINS, IS A TEEN WITH A SQUISHY BRAIN THAT WILL PUT YOUR TO SHAME, THE ONE WITH A ONE LETTER NAME CALLS HIM KIRA (a popular hero/murderer who kills the bad guys, and a cop killer to those who get in his way. The name KIRA originated from his many Japanese fans as the romaji version of the English word killer therefore KIRA.)
I HOPE THIS IS SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR YOUR BRAINS BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SIMPLER THEN THIS SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS SUGARY FAN MADE FICTIONAL STORY BECAUSE THE WRITER HAD A HYPER TIME MAKING THIS… AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE I GO, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE WITH YOUR SUGAR?
-HAIBAN HOLLOW
Part 1: Sugar Please
A long boring day at the L headquarters located in the Konto region of Japan. All members of the task force study and restudy old and new information that they have that may lead them to Kira. Some more then others.
"Matsuda, go out and buy me more sugar cubes." L ordered to the only male air-brain member of the task force.
"Why do I always have to go shopping, why can't Mogi go do it?" whines Matsuda.
"Because, Matsuda, Mogi contributes, you don't." L says dully as he munches on a chocolate bar.
"Fine." Matsuda says fuming as he leaves the headquarters.
Matsuda goes to the nearest convenience store swiping all boxes on the nearest shelf of one specific brand of sugar cubes with a little sugar fairy mascot clean into his small shopping cart. The little one-pound boxes over flowed the cart. Walking up to the counter the young female cashier give him a strange look.
"Um, is there anything else you need sir," asks the cashier giving him a slightly awkward smile.
"No, this should be," he stops mid sentence hearing his cell-phone. Looking at the cell screen that said blocked number, he steps away from the counter to get some privacy. He answers it, "Hello."
"I also need you to pick up some pocky while your out, that won't be to much trouble will it?"
"Of course not," Matsuda says sarcastically, "is there anything else I can get you?"
There's a brief pause on the other end of the phone. "Nope," L says on the other end before the call ends abruptly. Matsuda snaps the phone shut and shoves in his pants pocket and quickly grabs a case of pokey of the shelf and brings it to the front counter.
"Is that all sir?" asks the cashier.
"Yes, yes it is." Matsuda waits as the cashier scans and bags each of the boxes of sugar cubes.
He then proceeds to carry it all out the shop to his car simultaneously. The cashier asks him if he needed any help from over the counter. Matsuda politely declines the offer saying that he was use to it. The young cashier watched with worry through the shops glass window as he somehow managed to get all of the bags and a flat of pocky into his car without dropping anything. He waves goodbye as he drives past the window out of the parking lot and into midday traffic.
Finally back at headquarters.
Matsuda walks in with the the bags and flat of pocky. "Good work Matsuda," L comments seeing his desired goods. "Thank you for contributing, you are excused now," L shews him of on goes back to whatever he was doing before Matsuda barged in. Watari thanked Matsuda as he took the groceries from him. Matsuda grumps about not being appreciated as he huffs up stairs to his room unknowing of the havoc he has just set apon his fellow taskforce members in the L headquarters... (place evil smile here)
(bah ah ah ah![evil laugh of doom])
Please Review! I would love to hear comments for one thing! And because this is actually the longer version of the original story which i could post if asked to do so and thank you for reading!
-Haiban Hollow
