(A/N) Hello to all our readers. Now, I know that April's Fool has long gone but well, we really wanted to try this out once and truth be told, we (I and my best friend) ourselves have never actually played pranks on anyone and so, it's a first for us too. Hope u all enjoy reading it as much as we did writing it =) .

March 31st

Dearest diary,

You might know what date it is tomorrow but the good news is that my fabulously genius mind has conjured up an equally ethereal and beautifully evil practical joke to be played on my beloved and lovely but not so angelic brothers! Tomorrow will mark the day of shadowhunter history and will completely change the boring life of my brothers...

*evil laughter*

Princess Leila

THE UNUSUAL LOVE AFFAIR!

1st April (At the New York Institute at 3 am in the morning)

Alec's P.O.V

Tah-tah-tah...I love your smooches

can't live without your grouches

gotta be a bad bad-ass

to bring out your sass...

Alec was seething with jealously watching Magnus dancing with that half dressed dude. Jealousy is surely a bitch, he thought. Suddenly he heard his not so dear sis' singsong voice booming from the speakers:-

gonna wake u up brother dear

or throw u out of ur bed

and then shout in ur ears..

Alec wake up! ALEC WAKE UP UP UP! WAAAKE UP NOW!

There was a loud thump and Alec found himself being shaken so violently that his bones should have broken by now. He could also feel something hard and cold pressed painfully against his cheek. His eyes flew open. Instinctively he threw the person sitting on top of him to the other side of the room and stood up in a fighting stance with his hands in front of him, ready to defend himself. "Ow ow ow my head! You sleeping dumbass, I could have cracked my skull", said the person who was none other than Alec's only a pain in the back sister Isabelle.

"Izzy, you?! What the hell are you doing here and why on earth were you doin' whatever it is you were doin'?", said Alec in a shaking voice."Just waking you up, duh.", answered Izzy in a bored voice." Now before you start interrogating me, let me just tell you that your expert bow wielding skills are urgently required at Taki's An Eidolon demoness is causing mayhem with the ifrits and before you protest, everyone else is busy. Clary and Jace are Angel knows where, Simon's off to meet his bandmates and I won't get time to watch 'Food and U' again and you know how much I love that show...

(Five minutes later during which Alec repeatedly tried to shut her sister up but failed)

"ISABELLE SOFIE LIGHTWOOD! Have you FINALLY lost your GOD-FORSAKEN mind?! I'm going okay?"Alec huffed. "Oh, okay then. Buh bye!", Izzy said in her best imitation of an innocent child while Alec simply rolled his eyes at her.

On the way to Taki's..

"I couldn't believe it. How is it that I am always the one to get stuck in such weird situations? Why couldn't Clary and Jace handle it? Oh, right they are busy canoodling with each other. 24 X 7. That's what they ever do. Why can't the mundie handle it? Last I checked, he could handle a bow and an arrow all too well. Not that I would ever admit this to him. That's it. I'm never gonna fall for this again. This is the last time I'm letting myself fall for Izzy's crazy puppy dog eyes and ranting. Great. I've not even reached Taki's and my demon sensor is also not with me. Just WOW..." Alec kept on muttering all the way to Taki's.

At Taki's

Alec couldn't believe what he was seeing. To say Taki was a mess would be an understatement. The signboard was hanging at an odd angle and right under it two ifrits were all over each other seemingly trying to squeeze out the life of the other. Glass windows lay shattered everywhere. Alec could just stare dumbfounded with his jaw practically on the ground. A shrill cry broke his spell and he turned around to see a beautiful blue-eyed blond girl hurtling towards him at breakneck speed. She had her arms wide open and was shouting,"You came! At last, my dream's come true. It seemed to Alec as if everything was happening in slow motion...

1st Mississippi -Her arms opened wider

2nd Mississippi -Her face became larger

3rd Mississippi -Her eyes opened wide.

4th Mississippi -Alec realized something was off.

5th Mississippi -The girl jumped on him and put her arms around his neck, when suddenly Alec thought he saw a flash of light.

6th Mississippi -She took his face in her palms

7th Mississippi -Alec realized something was seriously wrong

8th Mississippi -and just as she was about to smash her lips to his, Alec came to his senses and pushed her away.

"What are you doing and who the hell are you woman?", Alec screamed in a high- pitch all the while blushing brightly. The girl looked hurt but only for a second before she brightened considerably and said sweetly, "Oh, I see, shy! That's just one of the things I loooove about you. !...", and the mystery girl ranted on as Alec continued to look absolutely horrified. "Ahem, ahem", Alec coughed conspicuously. He wore the best clueless look and asked, "Lady, who the hell are you?" Seeing that the girl had not listened to a word he had said, Alec shouted, "STOOOPPP!". The girl stopped talking abruptly and a sudden silence fell over the place. Not only the girl but everyone in the vicinity had stopped to stare at them and judging by their expressions they were equally horrified and relieved to see a shadowhunter there. This effectively broke Alec out of his trance. He raised his bow and aimed it right at the girl. "Enough of your nonsense! Now you will either keep your mouth shut but I'd advice you to start answering my questions right about now." Alec pulled the bowstring slightly. The ultimatum had the desired effect. The girl opened her mouth but then shut it. To Alec she looked a bit like a fish but his glare stopped her from saying anything more. "Good. Now .YOU?", Alec tried to put all his force into this single question but it was futile because the girl did not utter even a word. "I see. So you won't answer?", his voice was laced with an undercurrent of wrath.

"Who. Are. You?", Alec repeated, softer this time. The girl gave a maniacal laugh and huffed, "Why, I'm your greatest fan and loooover! I admire you, your face, your arms, your eyes, your nose, your mouth…everything from the tip of your hair to the tip of your pinky toe!", Alec had turned a deep shade of red, then blue (then yellow!), and looked as if he were about to faint right then and there. From somewhere there was again a flash of light but Alec was too confused to notice it. "Excuse me," he sputtered. "I don't think that answered my question," he managed to say once he regained his composure. The girl stared at him with a blank look in her eyes, and then when she finally made sense of the question, she spoke, "I am…whatever sounds good next to your name…let's see, Alexander, Alexandria, Allie, Alexandra, hmmm…. Alexandria sounds right! Alexander and Alexandria, together, forever! Yaaay! Also, I'm from Edom (A/N – 'cuz I don't know any other demon realms) and am one of the strongest demons of my kind. Oh, by Lucifer! We are soooo lucky to be together! You know, both of us being legends among our people. Wow, woow, woooow! I still can't believe it. Oh, my dearest, sweetest and the bravest knight in shining armour, I have been waiting for you for soooo long. Come, let's go and get married quickly, and of course! You can definitely decide our honeymoon destination. To say Alec was nauseated would be an understatement. Suddenly, he started sprinting as fast as he could, which was very fast. But, amazingly enough, the demoness caught up to him and said, "Oh, no, dear to-be husband! Where do you think you're going, huh?" And strangely, now, Alec, extremely contrary to his will, found himself pliant to the girl's wishes. She dragged him behind Taki's merrily making adoption plans, when, lo and behold! There appeared, the one and only – High Warlock of Brooklyn – Magnus Bane. The warlock was dressed in a black and golden suit, with no dearth of glitter, indeed, and had some sort of book in hand. He was beaming brightly! Next to him stood his dear sister Isabelle in a sparkling full-length violet gown. Clary and Simon were there too! "Wha-a-a-t?" Alec spluttered. "Darling, look, the great Magnus Bane is here to officiate our wedding, and all your friends are here too!" the demoness exclaimed brightly. Behind them was an arch decorated with black roses, and thanks to Magnus, everything was so glittery, there was no need of any more light. A black carpet with golden embroidery paved the aisle and candelabras with glowing candles lit the dark path. And though the demoness looked as if she were in the seventh heaven, no, wait, hell, to Alec it seemed that the carpet and candles lit the road to hell. What was even more surprising was the presence of (his?) Magnus, Clary, Izzy and Simon who were all smiles and seemed as if they were awaiting his arrival only. A mortified Alec was dragged down the aisle to the altar and though he was now tied down with a cloth in his mouth, he was desperately pleading the Angel Raziel to bestow mercy upon him. His mind was a jumble of emotions – sad, angry, helpless, humiliated, shame, embarrassment, surprise and worst of all, betrayal. But even in such a state, once again Alec thought that he saw light flashes. The silence was broken by a deep, warm voice which belonged to none other than Magnus himself. "Why do you wish to marry this man?" the question was clearly directed to the demoness, who spoke, "Because he is handsome, cute, shy, brave, talented, has blue eyes, long, thin fingers….and, oh yes! Because he loves me so. Don't you, dearest?" " ..nvr," Alec was vigorously moving his head side to side. Seeing this, the demoness narrowed her eyes and looked at Magnus. The warlock simply clicked his fingers, causing Alec to nod his head up and down. The poor boy, when looked into the eyes of his (now) ex-lover was rewarded with a full 1000-gigawatt Cheshire cat grin. On the other hand, the euphoric demoness whined, "Magnus, just get on with it, please!" The warlock again began, "So, ma'am, do you accept the Shadowhunter Alexander Gideon Lightwood as your husband, as your soulmate to laugh with, cry with and die with and spend the rest of your life with?" "Yes, yes, of course, yes!" the demoness cried. Then, Magnus turned to Alec, "Do you accept this lady here as your wife and blah, blah, blah?" Alec began shaking his head again, jumping up and down, making muffled protests. "Brother, dear. Don't behave like a monkey or the next thing you know you might end up in the Amazon. For your honeymoon, of course!" Izzy winked. "Izzy, dear, he's just excited for his wedding," Clary chimed in. Alec was looking into all their eyes, silently beseeching. He was also making muffled sounds through his gag. He was blinded with tears. Suddenly Magnus said, "Lady, please step forth right here." "Why," the confused demoness inquired. "Sweetie, don't you trust me?" Magnus soothed. The grumbling demoness entered the now visible pentagram and disappeared into thin air! Alec, who'd turned away at some point, was visibly grieving his misfortune, when he felt a pair of slender but steady arms around him. Subconsciously, he leaned into them, welcoming them. His gag vanished, and when he turned, was met with the most beautiful face he'd ever seen. "Alec, oh, my Alec! Darling, don't you know I'd never trade you for the best glitter in the world?" Magnus crooned before pulling him into a soft kiss. Alec happily obliged, hugging Magnus tightly as if he were never going to let go, while Izzy and Clary were squealing in the background. When they finally broke apart, after a good five minutes, they all shouted "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS', ALEC!" Alec inwardly groaned before muttering, "I'll get you back."

(A/N)The story is not yet finished and [not too soon due to our half-yearlies :( ] we will be uploading the next chapter which will be equally fun. So, till then read, review, rate and enjoy!

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