"What's this all about, Cartman?"
"I just wanted to see how you're doing, Kyle. Why don't we go out for a little boat ride?"
"A boat ride?"
"I just thought we should find a private place to... talk."
"Well, okay."
Cartman reluctantly leaves behind the cinderblock, and loads the chain into the rowboat.
"What's that for?"
"You'll see, Kyle. You'll see."
Kyle paused for a moment. "Are you going to try and kill me?"
At that moment, Eric began rowing the boat into the middle of Stark's Pond. Kyle was panicking. "Holy shit, Cartman! Why do you want to kill me?" Kyle was knocked to the ground by an oar, and blacked out.
When he awoke, he was bound by chains. "Cartman! What the FUCK are you doing?!"
"You'll see, you Jewish rat."
Kyle felt the cold breeze and the mist from the pond. He realized his shirt and pants had been removed. "WHAT THE HELL, YOU FAT FUCK?!"
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! You'll see just HOW big my bones are in a moment, Kyle."
"Cartman, if you take my underwear off, I will beat your fat ass!"
"I intend to do worse than take it off."
Cartman removed his clothes, and surprisingly, his penis was about 4 inches when erect. (Even due to the future incident with "Actual boys penis sizes")
Cartman then slid off Kyle's underwear. His penis was actually quite large as well, a good 3.75 inches.
"Well, who'd have expected the Jew to start growing pubes this young?"
"F-fuck you!"
"It was a compliment, Kyle. Nice firecrotch."
"Jump in the lake, you overweight prick."
Cartman began to gently massage Kyle's penis.
"What are you doing?!"
"Nothing you don't want me to, Kyle."
"Huh? What the fuck?"
"Don't worry, my love. I'll be gentle."
"Love? You... love me?"
Kyle's penis grew erect at the thought. Cartman noticed this instantly.
"Oh, what's this? Why are you hard? I thought you hated me..."
Eric understood now. Kyle had secretly had feelings for him as well.
"W-well, Jew. How about..."
Cartman leaned a bit closer.
"How about a ki-"
He managed to get that out before Kyle thrust his head forward and locked lips with Eric. After a minute or so of this, Cartman pulled away and stopped rubbing Kyle's penis. Eric unchained him, and Kyle stood up. Eric began to suck his cock, and Kyle was moaning quite loudly.
"Mmmmmmh, Eric... don't stop. Oh yeah, that's good. Just like that. Right there. RIGHT there. Oh, god."
Eric began to gently squeeze Kyle's ass. He stopped sucking for a moment.
"Does that hurt? Do you want me to stop touching your ass?"
"I've never seen you show so much genuine concern for me. N-no, that's fine. I like it."
Kyle smiled. Eric began to suck again, and Kyle started to massage Eric's penis. Eric was enjoying it, Kyle could tell. Suddenly, Eric stopped sucking again.
"Do you want to go all the way, Kyle?"
Kyle dropped to his hands and knees.
"Only every day of my life."
Kyle had a smirk on his face, and was waiting for Eric to insert his penis. Eric slid his penis into Kyle's tight virgin asshole. His balls slapped against Kyle's ass. Eric slowly thrust back and forth.
"Does THAT hurt?"
"No. Feels great!"
"Can I go faster?"
"Yes, please!"
Eric sped up a bit. He leaned forward a bit and began to rub Kyle's nipples. Eric couldn't last much longer, and he knew it. He managed to hold it for 5 minutes.
"Kyle! I'm going to pee! In or out?"
"From what I've seen on the Internet, it feels better inside!"
Eric blew his hot load inside Kyle. A moment later, Kyle ejaculated as well.
"Dude, this isn't pee."
"What the fuck is this, Kyle?"
"I don't know. Looks like milk."
Cartman scraped his finger through some and licked it off his finger.
"Doesn't taste like it. It tastes sweet. Did we just piss FROSTING?"
"No, Eric. We can't piss frosting."
"Oh yeah."
They noticed a small crowd of people watching from land. There was Sheila Broflovski, Liane Cartman, a group of pedophiles, Linda Stotch, and Mr. Garrison.
"Don't look at this, Mr. Hat." shouted Mr. Garrison.
"OH MY GOD!", shrieked Sheila.
"Maybe they're just curious..." Linda said, mouth agape.
"Goodness..." Liane shouted.
The pedophiles just smiled.
Officer Barbrady walked up on the scene.
"All right, move along folks, nothing to see here..."
