Ahhh...another normal day in Camelot, when all of a sudden, a BIG voice booms from the sky.
"Camelot! Prepare yourselves! Something big, bigger then all of you combined; is coming!"
Merlin: *Puts hand to face in shock* Omg Great dragon?! How did you get free?!
KooKiGurl: (a little quieter) No, you idiot Merlin, it's me!
Merlin: How do you know something big is coming?
KooKiGurl: 'Cos I'm going to write it you stupid div!
Merlin: Oh, can't you just not write it?
KooKiGurl: Argh shut up Merlin.
Merlin: Oh fine... Just let me sleep; don't make me the hero... again.
KooKiGurl: Oh well, you're going to have the save the day anyway.
Merlin: Great...
KooKiGurl: Ok, here goes:
It was a sunny, peaceful day in Camelot and Merlin had finished all his chores, so he had the whole day to do whatever he wanted.
Merlin: Yay!
KooKiGurl: Shhhh!
Merlin: (whispering) oh, sorry.
He was walking through Camelot, just like normal, when a BIG voice boomed from the sky.
"Ca-"
Merlin: Oh, not this again...
KooKiGuRL: Merlin, would you shut up and let me finish?
Merlin: Let me guess, it's KooKiGurl?
"Camelot, prepare yourselves! Something big, bigger than all of you combined; is coming!" The people of Camelot were in uproar hearing this.
"What is it, oh great voice of the sky?!" The women and children cried.
The voice carried on booming. "A time of famine and plague nigh approaches!"
At this, the people began to rush about, grabbing what belongings they could, trying desperately to get out of Camelot.
Merlin: Oh no, KooKiGurl, is this all true?!
KooKiGurl: Haha, course not; I just like scaring them...
Merlin: You bitch...
KooKiGurl: Why thank you, well anyways!
As the people desperately tried to flee, Uther Pendragon looked out of his window in disgust at the cowardice of his people. Who was this voice? And why should he believe it?
"King!" The voice continued. "Perhaps you choose not to believe me. But heed my word, Uther Pendragon, you will fall, your kingdom will crumble around, and you will be able to do nothing but watch as your world collapses!"
KooKiGurl: Ooh, that was dramatic!
Merlin: (bemused) Oh, congratulations...
Uther shouted back at the sky. "Why should I believe you?!"
"Look, Uther, look at everything around you, starting with that plate of food on your table..."
Uther did, and much to his shock, all the food on his plate had gone rotten and flies buzzed around the black lumps.
Merlin: Wow, how'd you do that?
KooKiGurl: Do what?
Merlin: Make the food go all nasty and rotten.
KooKiGurl: Oh, well, while I distracted Uther with my long dramatic speech, CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL snuck in, took all his nice food and replaced it with nasty rotten stuff. :D *Grins like an idiot*
CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL: Yaahs, ahh always nice to help out.
KooKiGurl: Aww. *Hugs CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL*
Merlin: okay...
KooKiGurl: Let's go shopping!
CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL: Yeahh!!
Merlin: But you haven't finished the story.
KooKiGurl: Ah well, I'll just leave Camelot in a state of chaos...
Merlin: No, you can't do that!
But all that left of KooKiGurl and CrAzYwRiTeRgUrL are footprints, dust and crazy evil laughs. Merlin sighs.
Merlin: I guess I'll have to sort this one out myself then. Just like KooKiGurl said...
