Pit has had nothing to do ever since he took down Hades. His life just felt like it had no purpose. The one thing that did happen every now and then was Dark Pit being annoying. After the war ended, Dark Pit went to work with Viridi's army. And while Pit prefers to stay in Palutena's Temple, every now and then, Pit stops by Viridi's place to see what's going on.

Viridi's Temple, afternoon.

Pit was in his room, doing nothing. He was trying to find something to do that could pass the time, but he couldn't find anything to do. But then he takes a peak under his bed. Under his bed, was a bunch of porn magazines that Pit had years ago. He had nothing else to do, so he gave it a shot. By looking at all the magazines, Pit began to get an erection.

"Ohhh, maybe I should pleasure myself…"

He quickly took off his clothes, sat on his bed and began to fap it. Pit was enjoying it, while looking through the magazines even more. But suddenly, the door opens.

"Pit, do you know where—"

"Oh c'mon Pittoo! Don't you know how to knock?!"

"You're hard?"

"Yeah, I was watching porn. What do you want?"

Pit was embarassed. But Dark Pit didn't respond. He was too busy looking at Pit's dick.

"It's long…"

"Well we're clones, so it's not like yours would be any smaller."

Dark Pit just stared deeply in his mind, and it looked like he got an idea.

"You're right, we're clones… So if we were to—"

"Oh no! There no way I'm doing you!"

Pit was completely red.

"Well, can I at least pleasure you, then?

"W-what?"

Dark Pit began to walk towards Pit who was completely naked. Once right next to him, he grabbed Pit's dick.

"What are you-ahhhh…"

Dark Pit began to stroke it. He stroke it up and down, up, and down. You could here his balls bounce around by the fapping.

Thump

Thump

Thump

Thump

Pit really seemed to enjoying it. He was near an orgasm.

"Ah! Ahhhh it feels so good!"

"It does? Well, let's see if you'll enjoy this!" Dark Pit quickly throbs Pit's dick in his mouth and began to suck it. He spat on the tip of the cock and began licking it. You could hear the throbbing and slurping noises real well.

"Pittoo! I-I'm gonna—" Pit began to cum all over Dark Pit. It made him fall over. The cum dripped all over Dark Pit, which he proceeds by licking them. Pit was shocked seeing Dark Pit react in such a way.

"Ohh… that felt so good, Pittoo…"

"Then why don't we keep going?"

"What?"

"We're clones, it'd be like doing yourself, which doesn't sound all that bad."

"…Okay. But who's gonna be who?"

"I figured I'd be the one fucking you. I mean, I just gave you a fucking handjob, I should get the better position now."

"Aww fine."

"Okay then, bend over."

Pit obeyed Dark Pit and he got set up properly. Dark Pit began to take his clothes off, and slowly approaches his dick towards the hole. He started by entering slowly in

"Ahhhhhh it's so warm…"

Dark Pit began to move back and forth rather slowly. You could hear Pit enjoying it.

"Ohh… You can go faster now."

Dark Pit immediately began to fuck him faster.

"OHHHH FUCK! YES!"

Pit orgasmed.

"Faster?"

"Y-yes!"

Pit screamed. The fucking noises slowly began to go quicker… and quicker… and quicker. Dark Pit didn't stop, as he was close to cumming.

"AHHHH… PIT-TOO… FUCK..."

"I'm close!"

Dark Pit said as he exited his dick off the warm ass. He began to stroke his dick on Pit.

"Ahhh… ahhhhh…"

Dark Pit screamed as all the cum began to drip out. Pit was covered with Dark Pit's cum, and so he began to lick it off.

Later, after being all cleaned up, Dark Pit was about to leave Pit's room.

"Hey uh, Pittoo?"

"What?"

"Would you… do that again some time?"

Dark Pit smiled.

"…Sure."

They both blushed at each other.

Not only had Pit found someone to love, he also found something to easily pass the time.