One day at Tidmouth Sheds, Percy, Gordon, Diesel 10 and Thomas were in the berths and they were having a chat about Thomas' love life.

Gordon: Well, little Thomas, it seems you have more than a love life that we thought. Now, Sir Topham has given us a book of all your memories. Read it, driver.

Gordon's driver: It looks like Thomas as had more love affairs than even Diesel would expect.

D10: Oh, really?

Gordon's driver: He's had affairs with Rosie, Molly, Ashima and many others. Way too many to mention!

Percy: Wow, Thomas. You must be a very lucky engine.

D10: We're forgetting one very important engine, Gordon.

Gordon: Who?

D10: Lady. (Evil smirk) (everyone except Thomas laughs)

Gordon: Percy's trying to stop but he can't help it!

D10: Pinchy, cover my mouth please!

Gordon: Well, little Thomas?

Thomas: Well... I... Uh... I must find Annie and Clarabel.

D10: Oops. Looks like the turntable's broken.

Gordon: (sarcastically) Oh no, poor little Thomas!

(Percy shunts Thomas onto the line)

Percy: Thomas, run. Run far, far away and never look back!