Hollyleaf x Clear Sky
It was a hot, sunny day in the trees of FatForestclan. The Burning rage of a thousand suns was shining and the birds were twerking to Nikki Minaj. Hollyleaf popped her head out of a thunderbolt that she was transformed into. Starclan and the cats of da land found out that Hollyleaf's powers were that she could shapeshift and dat she did not die. Also, Catnipius, The God of cats, blew back the powers of the three so dey could get dem back forever. Catnipius also had to bring Clear Sky, Tall Shadow, Gray Wing, Wind Runner, River Ripple, Thunder, and all the cats from back den (including Half Moon, Jay's girl) and gave those cats and all the current and future and past cats eternal life because he needed a payment loan from his boss. Also, cats basically took over the world and they evolved into human like creatures like this, so…
Anyways, let's begin…
Hollyleaf was stalking the Rat King of Ratopia. She unsheathed her gun-sword and shot him and sliced his head off like a discount Queen of Hearts. She sheathed it again and dragged his carcass across the halls and jumped out of a window and turned into a Moon Dragon, grasping the Rat Kings body, flying into the clouds. She arrived back at Thundercity in the State Building. Hollyleaf turned back to her original self and quickly put the body and head into a coffin. She hauled it up and into the Great Hall. "I have returned, Sire" Buttblestar played with his IPhone for a couple minutes before noticing her, "Oh! Your back, dear daughter. Thank you. Now we can feed all the hungry people of Twister Town….those hobo's." Hollyleaf already wasn't paying attention and was chewing on her claws, thinking how she wasn't his daughter and shot Ashfur, one of Buttblestar's best friends. Buttblestar gasp, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Oh don't worry I could always rep-" Hollyleaf perked her ears and all of a sudden Godzilla broke in and ate everyone but her and one knight and suddenly disappeared. Don't worrrrrrrry, remember Catnipius? You should figure it out from there, Mackenzie. Hollyleaf said, "Oh" and fell to the ground face first. Clear Sky ran to her side, "Oh der princess, what shall I do?" Hollyleaf gasped, clearly blushing because of her "love fever". "Kiss me Clear sky, Kiss me so I can snap out of my only death." Then he said, with pride, "K" and kissed her with all he might and then she turned frog and hopped away, "Sorry CSboi, I can't love you so. She walked into da sky and married Catnipius because he was part frog and had much bigger thighs then Clear sky had. She was really into man thighs.
Clear sky was depressed because his true love had fallen for a fat god instead of him. He was so depressed he then went away from his ways and stalked Graystripe. He was then so desperate when Graystripe was found with Millie. He married his own brother and they adopted 2,000 kids because logic. They loved each other and kissed with each other every day, especially in front of Suntail, Featherfang, Eagletalon, Shimmerlake, Snakewind, Nightfern, Wolfstorm, Cinderwing, Snowleaf, Honeyriver and the other 1,990 kids they had.
THE END
{For my good friend, Mackenzie}
I hope this is what you wanted…
