Star Trekkin'- Voyager Style
I saw that someone had written a TNG version of the song by The Firm, so I thought that I'd try a Voyager version. No flames please, I'm trying my best.
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Not the same as normal 'cause the captain is a her,
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Travelling across the Delta and causing quite a stir.
Ensign Kim report
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, won't respond,
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, ma'am.
Analysis Tuvok
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, quite unknown,
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, captain.
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, won't respond,
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, ma'am.
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Not the same as normal 'cause the captain is a her,
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Travelling across the Delta and causing quite a stir.
Medical update Doctor
Please state the nature of the medical emergency, medical emergency, medical emergency,
Please state the nature of the medical emergency; I'm a doctor not a nightlight.
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, quite unknown,
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, captain.
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, won't respond,
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, ma'am.
Starship captain Kathryn Janeway
There's coffee in the nebula, crew; nebula, crew; nebula, crew;
There's coffee in the nebula, crew and we are going in.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency, medical emergency, medical emergency,
Please state the nature of the medical emergency; I'm a doctor not a nightlight.
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, quite unknown,
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, captain.
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, won't respond,
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, ma'am.
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Not the same as normal 'cause the captain is a her,
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Travelling across the Delta and causing quite a stir.
Engineer B'Elanna Torres
When I say two days that what I mean, what I mean, what I mean,
When I say two days that what I mean with all due respect captain.
There's coffee in the nebula, crew; nebula, crew; nebula, crew;
There's coffee in the nebula, crew and we are going in.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency, medical emergency, medical emergency,
Please state the nature of the medical emergency; I'm a doctor not a nightlight.
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, quite unknown,
This entity is quite unknown, quite unknown, captain.
I've hailed them but they won't respond, won't respond, won't respond,
I've hailed them but they won't respond, Captain, it's the Borg!
B'Elanna- We can't hold this speed much longer; we risk fracturing the hull
Chakotay- Have you really thought this through?
Janeway- Just a few more seconds and we're home!
B'Elanna- It's too late. The ship won't hold!
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Not the same as normal 'cause the captain is a her,
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Travelling across the Delta and causing quite a stir.
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Not the same as normal 'cause the captain is a her,
Star Trekkin' on the USS Voyager,
Travelling across the Delta and causing quite a stir.
I assure you, this was just a bit of fun, sorry if it's crap. Review please, don't be too harsh.
