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The usual crackness…hope you enjoy!

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Kanda swore it was the worst thing that was ever invented – the karaoke machine.

Apparently Komui and Bak Chan-Chan wanted to celebrate Allen's 16th with a BANG.

The thought had been good. But the means left much to be desired…especially when you have a tone deaf Rabbit and a howling Moyashi.

"If you leave me now you take away the biggest part of me…" whined the Moyashi

"WOOOOOOOOOO BABY PLEASE DON'T GO!" wailed the Rabbit.

Kanda did the most logical thing short of cutting the blasted contraption created by an overzealous Komui (he called it Komurin 5)- a face palm. If the sound could be harnessed into anti akuma weapons, Kanda was ready to bet that its effectiveness would outstrip Daisya's Charity Bell by 120%. Heck, maybe the Earl would bend to their will in exchange for peace. But no.

If Allen did not like it so much, Komurin 5 would have joined its predecessors as scrap metal.