Ello! I'm back to screw up reality now!
This should be good!
I'm so sorry for not uploading anything these past weeks and such! I didn't die, just so you know! I was extremely busy and I had writer's block and my computer was undergoing surgery…
But I have had MAJOR writer's block for Rise Against. So whenever I have writer's block, a chapter for this will pop up! So I'll be working on two fics again! HURRAY!
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GhostKing stood over the toaster, waiting for her breakfast to cook. In a terrifying, unexpected, loud POP; it shot from the toaster and into her face.
"AAAOOOAAA IT BURNZZZ!" she screamed.
annabehchase98, or Sarah, just sighed from where she was sitting at the table. "Wow, GhostKing..."
"My eyes...my eyes...they're burned shut..." GhostKing cried. But three seconds later she was back to normal and ate her toast.
Sarah just sighed again and drank her coffee.
"Hey, wanna go camping?" GhostKing asked randomly.
"Why would I want to go camping?" Sarah asked.
"Because there's marshmallows and S'mores and hot dog roasting!" GhostKing said excitedly.
A random portal opened and Sonic the Hedgehog fell through. "I LIKE HOT DOGS! COUNT ME IN!"
"Ok, camping buddy!" GhostKing and him linked arms like weird people and skipped off to the garage to get the tents, even though GhostKing can't skip.
Sarah sighed AGAIN. GhostKing must be high on toast again.
GhostKing and Sonic loaded the car up with stuffs they needed. Then they went and got Sarah again.
"Come on, Sarah! Let's go!" GhostKing pleaded.
"Yeah!" Sonic said.
"On one condition..." Sarah said evilly.
"Yes...?!" the happy campers asked happily.
"...Shadow comes with us."
"NOOOOOO!" Sonic cried.
"WHY?! HE'S NO FUN AT CAMPING TRIPS!" GhostKing wailed.
"That's my request..." Sarah said evilly.
"Ok, fine..." GhostKing sniffed.
"...Now for part 2 of my request..."
"WHAAAT?!" Sonic fainted.
"...Along with Shadow, we bring Silver. And-"
"Ok, Silver's good! He can start the fire. Can Blaze come too? She'd be awesome too!" GhostKing said.
"Only if she wants to. But I wasn't done with part two of the request." Sarah cleared her throat. "Along with Silver, Shadow and Sonic, we're bringing..."
GhostKing paled. "Yes...?"
"We're bringing..." Sarah paused for effect again.
"YES?!"
"We're bringing..."
"JUST TELL ME GOSH DARNIT!"
"We're bringing Mephiles."
"NOOOOOOO!"
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DEEP IN THE WOODS, WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND THEM...muhahaha...
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"THIS TENT SUCKS!" Sonic shouted, kicking the pile of tent poles and tent fabric and dirt.
Silver came over and magically made the tent right side up and not inside out. Sonic stuck his tongue out at him. "Show off."
"The Force is with me." Silver responded.
"WHERE IS THE TOILET?!" Sarah shouted.
"No toilets in the forest!" GhostKing said merrily, skipping around even through she can't skip in Real Life.
"WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!" Sarah freaked.
"Dig a hole."
Sarah beat the living daylights out of GhostKing.
Meanwhile, Mephiles and Shadow were sitting in the car, both of them not willing to step one foot into the woods with a bunch of morons.
"I'll give you fifty bucks if you shoot me right now." Shadow growled.
"If I had a gun." Mephiles hissed.
Silver pulled open the door. "Come on, guys! Camping! S'mores! A nice campfire! Just try to have fun, ok?"
"No," they both said at the same time.
"GhostKing is gonna kill you." Silver warned.
"Not if I kill myself first." Mephiles growled.
"Get out of the car." Silver growled. "When it's dark, you can run away. Deal?"
"Fine." Shadow got out of the car and climbed a tree. "I'll stay up here until then."
Mephiles dived into the shadow of the car.
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A LOT LATER INTO THE NIGHT, WHEN IT WAS GETTING FAIRLY DARK...
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Once Sarah and GhostKing got the two antisocial guys to stop hiding and being dumb, they set up a campfire.
But they didn't have any matches, so GhostKing teleported away and came back a few seconds later with a cute little candle.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!" Mephiles shouted.
"A cute little candle." GhostKing shrugged, throwing the candle on the dead leaves and stuff.
Instantly, the most horrific ball of flame shot into the air, laughing evilly. It was the best fire ever.
"THAT IS IBLIS, YOU NUMBSKULL!" Mephiles shouted.
"Oh. Cool!" Sarah cheered, grabbing a stick and a marshmallow and roasting it over Iblis.
Mephiles facepalmed. "Why...why am I stuck with you people?!"
"Because the Force is with us." Silver said plainly.
"Someone's been watching too much Star Wars." Sonic stated. He then began singing:
"Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong! But it will help if you just sing alooong!"
"Bummm bummm buuuuummmm..." Sarah added.
"CEE AAH EMM PEE EFF EYE ARRE EEE ESS OOH ENN GEE SONG!" Silver shouted.
"Well...This is totally normal." GhostKing said with a great poker face while the weird people sang the Campfire Song Song.
"Suuure..." Shadow growled.
"CEEAAHEMMPEEEFFEYEARREEEEESS OOHENNGEE SONG!" Silver continued horribly.
He was such a bad singer that the Iblis/campfire died out.
"NOOOO!" Mephiles wailed, barely managing to keep an ember glowing to make sure Iblis didn't die completely.
"Ok, relax, you guys!" Sonic said. "Let's make hot dogs!"
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A bit later, everyone was trying to figure out the tent situation. There were two tents and six of them. But one tent could be divided down the middle, so it counts as two. So there were three tents and six of them.
"Uh...how about Sarah and GhostKing get one half of the big one, and then I get the other, and Shadow gets the other tent, and we tie Mephiles to a tree, and Silver can sleep on the car." Sonic suggested.
Everyone gave him the evil-est glare in the history of ever.
"Erm... Rock, paper scissors, then?" he squeaked.
AFTER A LOT OF CURSING AND STUFF...
"This is dumb. I has to share one half of the tent with Silver, Sarah has to share the other half with Shadow, and Mephiles and Sonic get the other tent." GhostKing growled.
Silver gave the Author a strange look. "I sense a disturbance in the Force." he said.
"But he's gonna kill me!" Sonic wailed.
"Sorry, you lost the rock paper scissors." Shadow snickered.
"I'M TIRED, SO I'M GONNA SLEEP NOW!" GhostKing announced loudly. She headed into her half of the tent.
The others, after much bickering, did the same.
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TWENTY MINUETS LATER...
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"What was that?!"
"That was Mephiles trying to suffocate Sonic with a pillow."
"Oh. Ok."
"Go to sleep, Silver."
"Ok. I just...WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"Nothing, Silver! Go to sleep!" GhostKing growled.
"But what if it was a bear?!"
"Then it's a bear! So what?!" GhostKing hissed.
A stick snapped outside. And then the "bear" said, "Hey... Sarah? GhostKing? What's the meaning of this?"
GhostKing crawled out of the tent, Sarah following. Shadow was holding a piece of notebook paper.
"What's that?" Sarah asked.
"A note, I think." Shadow said. "It's got a circle with two x's on it, and a note saying, 'no eyes... But always watching.'"
GhostKing paled. Sarah fainted.
"What?" Shadow asked, looking a bit freaked out. "I also found another one. It looks like a really tall, skinny guy in a suit...and he doesn't seem to have a face."
GhostKing passed out. But before she did, she managed so say one word...
"Slenderman..."
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DUN DUN DUUUUN…
Looks like this camping trip will be cut short unless they come up with a plan!
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But no Flames! Flame me and I release Iblis!
Hasta la Vista, Readers!
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