Title: Kiss
Author: Ellatrix Lestrange
Beta(s): none
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: K
Genre: romance/humour
Pairing: Draco/Harry
Summary: Just a very small Drarry one-shot comedy to make you laugh. I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing of the wizarding world; I am merely a fan writing fan fiction, and giving Harry Potter the ending I wish it had. Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling/Warner Bros etc.
I hope you enjoy, and please review!
"Potter!"
"Professor Snape! I was just, uh-"
"Wandering the corridors all alone at night? Just like your insolent father. I'd say: "I expected better from you" but that would be a lie. Fifty points from Gryffindor."
"Yes."
"Pardon?"
"Yes sir."
"Now get back to your dormitory," said the potions master, before putting out the light of his wand with a swish and stalking away.
"God, Malfoy, your house leader hates me."
"He thought you were wandering around... all alone," the Slytherin snorted, shrugging off the Invisibility Cloak and coming to stand beside Harry.
"Thank God I bought that thing."
"Yes, or Snape would probably have a seizure."
"Yeah, a Slytherin dating a Gryffindor?"
"The unspoken leaders of both Slytherin and Gryffindor."
"Both boys."
"Both thought to be arch enemies."
"Merlin, Draco, I love you."
"I love you too," said Malfoy softly, no signs of a smirk on his slowly lifted his head to look up into those shimmering silver eyes.
His gaze was met, and a signal of understanding passed between them. Harry leaned in for a kiss. The Slytherin obliged more than happily. About twenty metres away Snape was having a silent heart attack about what he had just witnessed.
