- Why I wrote this? No idea! ENJOY! In play form cause I SUCK!

pokes little 7 year old Alessa

Alessa- Look, I have a lot of stuff going on! I'm not in the condition to do you any favors!

Lucy- C'mon, Alessa, just one little thing!

Alessa- looks at her warily

Depends.

Lucy- It'll just take a sec!

Alessa- thinks

Okay...whaddaya want?

Lucy- Can you use your super powers to help us do well on the FCAT*?

Alessa- ...That's not how my powers work! I can predict if you're gonna do well! That's it!

Lucy- FINE! I'LL ASK PH!

mutters

Jerk.

Alessa- WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Lucy- whimpers

Nothing...please don't use your killing powers on me!

Alessa- growls

YOU. LEAVE. NOW! Or I will use my powers!

Lucy- runs away as fast as she can, screaming

I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!

I DON'T WANNA DIE!

glomps Walter and Henry

W & H- What happened?

Lucy- I-I WAS ASKING ALESSA A FAVOR, BUT SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T DO IT, THEN I GOT MAD AND CALLED HER A JERK AND-AND SHE THREATENED TO GO AND-AND KILL ME!

cries

Walter- Well... you did say something mean to her.

Henry- Don't do that again, okay?

Lucy- pouts

...Fine!

stomps off grumbling

Alex- Hello.

W,H & L- glare at him

Walter- whispers

He's from one of the American-made games.

Lucy- I know...

Henry- ...

Walter- ...

Lucy- ...CHARGE!

All the characters from the Japanese-made games- charge at him with knives and steel pipes

KILL THE AMERICAN-MADE GUY!

Alex- running away

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~Alex was successfully captured

Lucy- Hee hee hee. You ready?

Alex- tied to a pole

For what?

Lucy- turns around

OH, PYRAMID HEAD!~ 3

Alex- Oh no... NO NO NO!

Walter- YES YES YES!

Russia- You called?

Alex- ...Who's that?

Lucy- ignores Alex while he freaks out

I called Pyrami-

Russia- He's busy cleaning his knife.

takes out a pick axe

Will this do?

Lucy- Sure.

takes out a red marker and puts an X on Alex's forehead

That's the target. Execute him when you see fit.

Italy- jumps in front

NO!

Lucy- But he's...

Italy- We shouldn't kill someone just because they aren't the same as us. We should appreciate others' differences and respect them...

Everyone- teary eyed and sniffling

You're right... and suddenly slightly intelligent.

Alex- Phew, thanks, man.

Italy- Alex is a special individu- Ya know what, let's kill him, anyway!

Alex- Dude, I owe you so mu- Wait, WHAT!

Lucy- Italy, I've never seen you this violent... Back to the matter at hand.

looks at Alex menacingly

takes out a cleaver

Can I? Russia, you don't mind?

Russia- Nope.

Alex- ...

thinking

I have to say something to catch everyone off guard. C'mon, Alex, say something!

Lucy- Three, two, o-

Alex- I'M A STICKY WAFFLE HATING GLOM PICKING MUCLUK REINCARNATED AS A PRINTER MADE OF GROUND MONKEY TAILS THAT EATS TALKING BONE HAMBURGER PUS WITH A HEAD MADE OF SHISH PANCAKES!

Lucy- ...Congrats, my friend.

Alex- Umm... thanks?

Lucy- unties him from the pole

You are now part of the group.

Alex- What group?

Josh- The Crazy People Who Talk Nonsense Group!

Lucy- Or CPWTNG, for short!

Alex- Cool...?

Walter- glares

You better think it's cool.

Lucy- To be a full member though...

You have to learn all languages of the world... Even Basque.

Alex- ...ok

And they all pranced happily into the sunset...and then the heat of the sun burned them all.

-lol I'm so random... Nothing else to say of this nonsense...R&R I guess?

* I live in Florida and FCAT stands for "The Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test" and it's what determines if we pass to the next grade or not.

WISH ME LUCK!