- Why I wrote this? No idea! ENJOY! In play form cause I SUCK!
pokes little 7 year old Alessa
Alessa- Look, I have a lot of stuff going on! I'm not in the condition to do you any favors!
Lucy- C'mon, Alessa, just one little thing!
Alessa- looks at her warily
Depends.
Lucy- It'll just take a sec!
Alessa- thinks
Okay...whaddaya want?
Lucy- Can you use your super powers to help us do well on the FCAT*?
Alessa- ...That's not how my powers work! I can predict if you're gonna do well! That's it!
Lucy- FINE! I'LL ASK PH!
mutters
Jerk.
Alessa- WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Lucy- whimpers
Nothing...please don't use your killing powers on me!
Alessa- growls
YOU. LEAVE. NOW! Or I will use my powers!
Lucy- runs away as fast as she can, screaming
I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
I DON'T WANNA DIE!
glomps Walter and Henry
W & H- What happened?
Lucy- I-I WAS ASKING ALESSA A FAVOR, BUT SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T DO IT, THEN I GOT MAD AND CALLED HER A JERK AND-AND SHE THREATENED TO GO AND-AND KILL ME!
cries
Walter- Well... you did say something mean to her.
Henry- Don't do that again, okay?
Lucy- pouts
...Fine!
stomps off grumbling
Alex- Hello.
W,H & L- glare at him
Walter- whispers
He's from one of the American-made games.
Lucy- I know...
Henry- ...
Walter- ...
Lucy- ...CHARGE!
All the characters from the Japanese-made games- charge at him with knives and steel pipes
KILL THE AMERICAN-MADE GUY!
Alex- running away
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
~Alex was successfully captured
Lucy- Hee hee hee. You ready?
Alex- tied to a pole
For what?
Lucy- turns around
OH, PYRAMID HEAD!~ 3
Alex- Oh no... NO NO NO!
Walter- YES YES YES!
Russia- You called?
Alex- ...Who's that?
Lucy- ignores Alex while he freaks out
I called Pyrami-
Russia- He's busy cleaning his knife.
takes out a pick axe
Will this do?
Lucy- Sure.
takes out a red marker and puts an X on Alex's forehead
That's the target. Execute him when you see fit.
Italy- jumps in front
NO!
Lucy- But he's...
Italy- We shouldn't kill someone just because they aren't the same as us. We should appreciate others' differences and respect them...
Everyone- teary eyed and sniffling
You're right... and suddenly slightly intelligent.
Alex- Phew, thanks, man.
Italy- Alex is a special individu- Ya know what, let's kill him, anyway!
Alex- Dude, I owe you so mu- Wait, WHAT!
Lucy- Italy, I've never seen you this violent... Back to the matter at hand.
looks at Alex menacingly
takes out a cleaver
Can I? Russia, you don't mind?
Russia- Nope.
Alex- ...
thinking
I have to say something to catch everyone off guard. C'mon, Alex, say something!
Lucy- Three, two, o-
Alex- I'M A STICKY WAFFLE HATING GLOM PICKING MUCLUK REINCARNATED AS A PRINTER MADE OF GROUND MONKEY TAILS THAT EATS TALKING BONE HAMBURGER PUS WITH A HEAD MADE OF SHISH PANCAKES!
Lucy- ...Congrats, my friend.
Alex- Umm... thanks?
Lucy- unties him from the pole
You are now part of the group.
Alex- What group?
Josh- The Crazy People Who Talk Nonsense Group!
Lucy- Or CPWTNG, for short!
Alex- Cool...?
Walter- glares
You better think it's cool.
Lucy- To be a full member though...
You have to learn all languages of the world... Even Basque.
Alex- ...ok
And they all pranced happily into the sunset...and then the heat of the sun burned them all.
-lol I'm so random... Nothing else to say of this nonsense...R&R I guess?
* I live in Florida and FCAT stands for "The Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test" and it's what determines if we pass to the next grade or not.
WISH ME LUCK!
