Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia!

Okay the only reason I wrote this is because of my friend Kendra! And I figured I should write it before this weekend...when she can kill me... Anyway, we came up with the idea in the back of Science Class, so it is cracktastic. Anyway…..have fun?


It was the beginning of a random meeting, in which all countries were invited. Half of the countries had yet to appear, leaving America's mind to wander. And everyone knows it is a very dangerous thing when America's minds wanders, you might get something like the Backstreet Boys again.

America's mind turned and started looking at the countries that he didn't know a lot about. Then he saw her, and his mind really did start to wonder. Real or not real? America mused over the question over and over until he had to ask someone.

"Do you think that they are real?" America whispered to England.

"Think what is real?" England snapped looking up from his book. He was mentally killing himself. America nodded his head in the direction of Ukraine. "America, why must want to know that?" England groaned.

"Just answer my question," America commented rolling his eyes.

"America, I could care less," England replied. "Go ask someone else who cares." America made and odd noise, half way between a meep and a growl.

"Hey France!" America called out, as the nation walked past.

"What is it America?" France said floating over.

"Do you think that they are real?" America asked nodding towards Ukraine. France turned an looked at the nation.

"I don't know," France replied minutes later. The nation looked rather disturbed at the fact as well.

"Hello," Canada said as he appeared.

"Hey Mattie," America said, actually acknowledging his twin for once. "Do you think that they are real?" He asked nodding in the direction of Ukraine. Canada blushed profusely.

"Why would I know something like that?" Canada yelled, well a yell for Canada anyway.

"Geesh Mattie, it was just a question," America pouted. "No need to freak out," He added. Canada began to wander how long it would take someone to find his brother if he was frozen at the North Pole.

Half an hour later, there was a small group formed around England discussing whether or not 'they' were real. England was getting madder and madder at the second. Why couldn't they just move over five feet and let him read his book?

"Why don't you just send someone to go find out!" England snapped at the group. They all turned and looked at him.

"I elect America," France said. "He is the hero after all." He added, the other nations who had gathered nodded in agreement. America paled; a hero didn't go and do that. America thought fast.

"Hey Prussia my man," America called out to the albino nation.

"Do I hear the name of awesomeness being called?" Prussia asked swaggering over.

"Hey we have a mission for you man," America said clapping him on the shoulder. "It will be totally awesome." He added. The other nations nodded seeing the American's plan.

"What is it?" Prussia asked eyeing the young nation.

"We want to know if they are real," America commented nodding towards Ukraine. Prussia paled slightly. "Of course if you are scared you don't have to," America commented.

"Of course I'll do it," Prussia said. "I'll do it right now." He added with a smirk. The nations cheered.

Prussia walked over to Ukraine and grabbed her boobs. Unfortunately for him, he was sucked into them and disappeared of the face of the earth.

And that ladies and gentlemen is how Prussia died.


To those who don't believe the power of Ukraine's boobs...just remember she is related to Russia. ^^