welcome to C.R.A.P. for naruto characters! (crazy, retarded, amusing poems for naruto characters!) LoL

First up is SAKURA!

naruto doesn't belong to me. :(

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Untribute to Sakura Haruno

Ok, here is the deal,

I'm gonna tell you a little folklore (more like a poem)

about Sakura Haruno the whore.

She actually likes the fangirl's favourite emo (Sasuke)

than love the main bishie hero!

Sakura left Hinata all alone to crush on Naruto,

and left for Sasuke.

She actually hates Naruto

and says Sasuke is not gay. (for Naruto)

Fangirls hate her,

Sasuke hates her,

I hate her,

Why don't you hate her?

Fine, I'll give you 3 reasons

and tell you why, Sakura is a whore!

Well, us fangirls saw the hot emo first,

so we get first dibs!

Secondly, Sakura stalks

Sasuke everywhere he goes.

Who would want a stalker

stalking them wherever they go?

Sakura is very desperate for Sasuke,

which means that...uh..I can't think

of anything that rhymes with

desperate so..I'll end it here.

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so that's my awesome kickass poem and remember

to R&R and do what you normally do. (steal ur younger siblings lunch money, eat tacos, and etc.)