Kaida: Yay! The first chapter's here –throws confetti- I'm so happy!
Kumori: I'm so glad to see you so happy Onee-Chan.
Lina: So what's the story about anyway.
Kaida: Oh, It's a Romeo and Juliet story about Valgaav an-
Valgaav: What do you want now?
Kumori: -Starry eyes- Oh nothing, just made reference to, Valgaav-Sama... –floats dreamingly around Valgaav-
Lina: Right...Well, count me out... I got better things to do then this cr-
Kaida: I guessed you woulden't be part of it so I had to choose either to bribe you or to threaten you...
Zelgadis: And which did you choose?
Kaida: Both ^_^
Everyone except Kaida, Kumori and Valgaav: WHAT?
Opens a curtain that somehow just appeared: Ta da!
Everyone: GASP!
-Behind the curtain was... was... was... was...-
Lina: Kiada, just get it over with...
Kaida: Ok ok, Geez, who crapped in YOUR cornflakes
-behind the curtain was... A complete Dragon Cuisine... served by...Luna Inverse
-Lina faints-
Kumori –holding Valgaav's arm, who was obviosly trying to get awaty-: Now that's just cruel...
Kaida: Then wait till you see what I did to Xellos! Mua hahahaha!
-Kaida opens another curtain that just appeared and behind it was...was...was-
Everyone: JUST SHOW US!
Kaida: Ok, ok...
-Behind the curtain was... Xellos tied up with... The love crew consistent of: Filia, Amelia, Barney, The care bears and Angel flonne (before she was turned into a fallen angel)!-
Everyone: GASP!
The love crew: All together now! You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear, how much I love you...
Xellos: -incredibly dizzy-
Filia: We won't stop until you sing-along... Now one of Barney's classics!
Xellos: No please not...
Barney: I love you, you love me, we're a great big family...
Xellos: -passes out-
Zelgadis: My god!
Valgaav: -with Kumori still holding on- You... are... just...
Amelia: Now for the care bear theme song!
Everyone: RUNAWAY!
Filia: Oh well. Flonne, the disclaimer if you wouldn't mind. I'm going to get some tea.
Xellos: Emm, Fi-chan...
Filia: No tea for you Xellos, not until you sing along!
Flonne: Kaida does not own Slayers, Disgaea, Barney or the care bears. In fact she hates the last two.
Will someone ever save Xellos? Will Kumori ever let go of Valgaav? Will Kaida ever finish this FanFiction? Tune in next time for all the awnsers on: Tales of- I mean Dragons and Demons!
Somewhere outside a town
"Ah, what a lovely day." Sighs Lina as she and her party of four walk towards the nearest town.
"You're right about that miss Lina. I can't wait for the reunion with Miss Filia and Mr Xellos" Amelia says as she walks next to the sorceress.
"Don't start getting comfy now, i've been three hole freaking day without..."
"Without coffee, yea Zel you already said that billions of times." Said Gourry
"Yea, so many times that even Gourry remembers..."
"Well let's just enjoy the journey, there is nothing that could go wrong today." Amelia said cheerfully
-You can possibly guess she spoke to soon.-
Suddenly from nowhere a dagger shot out and nearly his Zelgadis
"What was that?" Lina says, staying on guard
"Over there" Gourry shouts as he points to the air.
They all look shocked at what was floating right above them.
A young, cute, little girl with silver hair and a kimono was what they saw, she had a silver eye and a somehow familiar violet eye. But the thing that caught the group's eye the most was that she had fox ears and a fox tail. The fox girl took out another dagger from her kimono and threw it directly at Zelgadis, he dodge it but a drop of blood fell from the cut it left when it flew past.
"Who are you?" Shouted Lina at the little girl who now proved to be their foe.
"I am she who was abandoned, she who was destined to a life of solitude, she whose own mother rejected and I'm here to take your life, Zelgadis Greywords!" The little fox girl called back
They all looked at Zelgadis who glared at the girl, she seemed familiar but he could swear he had never seen her before.
"I don't even know you, so why don't you ju-" He was cut off as the fox girl laughed at him
"Oh you don't remember me? Strange I remember you and the way you killed my remaining family!"
They all gasped. "Mr Zelgadis!" Whimpered Amelia, shocked
"Zel, is this true?" Lina was about to say something else when the girl interrupted her
"Oh, don't tell me you don't remember either, Lina Inverse. You were there, you were another cause of death."
Amelia and Gourry looked wide-eyed at Lina and Zel.
"Gourry Gabriev, I saw you that day when you saved Lina, when I saw you attack Zelgadis I thought you were their enemy but then I realised you were all together in the plot!"
Amelia felt herself grow pale, she had been travelling with villains who had killed the remaining family of such a young girl who was at least seven, maybe eight.
"How, how could you!" Amelia shouted at them, tears in her eyes. For some reason the girl looked slightly familiar to her to.
"Amelia, none of us know her. She's lying that's for sure" Lina said trying to calm her down
The fox girl laughed "well then, maybe I should go more into detail."
She floated down onto a high rock and glared at them angrily.
"I am Dementia, daughter of Dilgear!" She shouted, Zel and Lina looked wide-eyed at her.
Gourry and Amelia just looked confused.
"Dilgear had a daughter!" Lina shook her head, impossible
"You, it can't be! You died years ago!" Zelgadis shouted in disbelief
Gourry turned to Lina "Who's Dilgear again?"
Lina looked at him, she didn't expect him to remember anyway.
"Remember when Zelgadis was our enemy and he kidnapped me an-" She was interrupted by Amelia who couldn't believe anything that was being said.
"Mr Zelgadis was Evil!" With that she fainted, shock overload
Zelgadis went to assist Amelia while Lina continued "Well, do you remember the wolf guy?"
Gourry gasped "Wait!" Gourry walked forward to the furious fox
"Wow, nearly looks like that fox guy Jellies or something" He started laughing, Dementia growled and threw a dagger at him, which he miraculously dodged.
"Mega Brand!" Lina shouted, the explosion spell seemed to hit the fox but as the smoke cleared they could see the force field.
"Gaav Flare" She shouted the Gaav flare was one of the most powerful spells she knew. This time it hit the fox but it had no effect. They all looked wide-eyed, how could she have resisted the Gaav Flare.
With a growl the Gaav Flare shot back at them
"Look out" They all gasped, this was surely the end
"Oh my, oh my. And what are YOU doing here?"
They would never have thought to be happy at the hearing of that voice
They turned around to see the Gaav Flare gone and a familiar face holding the struggling fox in the air by the collar.
"Xellos?"
"Mr Xellos!"
"Xellos, what are you doing here?"
The trickster Mazoku priest scratched the back of his head. Before raising a finger "Sore wa himitsu desu"
They all looked at Dementia who was struggling in his hands.
"Let me go! Let me go right now or I'll...!"
"You'll what, Young Dementia?" He said, his eyes slightly open. She loked at him in fear and kept quiet.
"Xellos! Start explaining you fruitcake of a priest!" Lina yelled the others nodded except Zelgadis who was still shocked that the young fox was still alive.
"Well you see, Dementia here is my apprentice."
"YOUR WHAT!" They shouted
"Well look at the time, we better go. See you at the reunion tonight." And with that he and the fox disapiered.
"Oh and by the way, Dementia will come with me and I'll make sure she apologizes." Said Xellos's voice from the astral plane.
"Xellos!" Shouted Lina "There better be an explanation with that apology.
Zelgadis turned around "Let's go, no use waiting here until night."
And so they continued their journey towards the town, who knew what could happen later that day...
Kaida: So, what did you think!
Lina: Honestly...
Kumori: It was great Onee-Chan!
Everyone: What?
Kaida: Aww, that's guys. -Walks off-
Valgaav: Why the heck did you say that for?
Kumori: Do you remember what happened to Lina and Xellos
-Everyone nodded-
Kumori: Well... Put together every Dragon Slave Lina ever cast, multiply that by five, think of every fireball she has ever cast, times that by four and square the answer. That would be considered a reasonable punishment for a little kid running in the hall compared to what Kaida will do to you if you dare s-
-Sounds of shotguns-
Kaida: -covered in blood and holding a care bear head- What are you guys talking about?
Kumori: Nothing Onee-Chan... let's go out for Pizza!
Everyone: YEA!
-Everyone has left, no-one has stayed inthe buliding-
Xellos: -Still tied up- Miss Kaida? Miss Lina? Anyone? M... Miss Luna?
(A/N Will upload next chapter when I get 3 or more comments/reviews)
