Rebel: So I got a request for this little parody here, and because there were no negative comments on my last parody, me and Ryuk here.
Ryuk: Hi!
Rebel: Watched the Ferret Song, and decided to go bake some apple pie and write this thing. Hope you love it!
Ryuk: She gives me apples.
L: waa waa waa boo hoo.
Light: L., you look sad
/L.:i am sad.
\Light:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. when i am sad i thing about things i like.
(singing)An apple pie,
A bright blue sky,
A breezy meadow in July..
An ice cream bar,
A shooting star,
The sound of a steel guitar..
L.: What a pretty song. I like apple pie and ice cream bars!
Light: I love the sound of rain,
Wearing a hat and cane,
Tiffany window panes lovely to see..
Frost on a windowsill,
The feel of a dollar bill.
Vacations in Brazil feel me with glee..
These are all the little things that make me smile,
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Everybody knows the holocaust was a lie,
/L.: what was that about the holocaust?
Light singing:A strip of lace,
A pretty face, (pinches L's cheek0
Eugenics really makes the case.
Counting sheeps in froggy leaps,
Touching L. inappropriately while he sleeps..
L:WHAT!?
Light singing; I love the feel of grain,
The screams of a man in pain.
Blood coming down like rain showering me.
That everlasting thrill during the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill, got off scott free.
These are all the little things that make me smile,
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile..
One day i will eat your brain and it'll be great,
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate..!
/L.:that was great uh thanks. Now i'm 99.9% sure you are Kira!
Light: You whore! I thought you loved me!!!
