Note: This is just a stupid story that my friends and I came up with. There was a song that we had to sing and it was in French. This is how we imagined it. P.S. This takes place in the old forest. I do not own Warriors. If I did, Firestar would've died a loooooooooooooooooong time ago.

It was late Newleaf, a cool and breezy day. Potentially perfect. Cloudtail, white and fluffy, was wandering through the forest on his way to visit his mother, Princess. He was getting warm in his fluffy pelt and was wondering if he would to get the chance to use the thing twolegs called an "AC". As he approached the twoleg nest, Princess hopped up onto the fence.

"I guess I won't be using the AC." Cloudtail muttered.

"Cloudtail!" Princess yowled, "there you are! I brought something that I want you to taste!"

"Taste?" Cloudtail hopped up onto the fence. Out of nowhere, Princess pulled out a giant yellow cube with holes in it. Cloudtail had no clue whatsoever what it was.

"IT'S CHEESE!" Princess screamed, loud enough for all of ShadowClan to hear.

"No! Mother, shush! We can't let anyone hear! You see-" A rumbling sound in the background cut him off. It sounded like a stampede and indeed, it was. All four Clans, rushing towards twoleg place. With Tigerstar in the lead. He was skipping joyously at the front of the crowd.

"OhmyGod!" Cloudtail exclaimed, "All of the leaders were having a competition to see who could find the biggest chunk of cheese and whatever warrior found it first became Deputy! Even medicine cats! ANDBECAUSEYOUCOULDN'TSHUTYOURMOUTH, WE'REALLGONNADIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"

"Oops..."

"Oops? OOPS? We're gonna die and all you can think to say is OOPS?"

After having sixty-six Clan cats trample them, steal the cheese, and trample away, Cloudtail and Princess had come to a horrible end.

One month later, in StarClan.

"You just had to yell didn't you?"

P.S. This is just the first in a series of Cheeses.