"Honk!" went SpongeBob's alarm clock.

"I'm gonna be late for work!" SpongeBob exclaimed. "Only 3 more minutes!

The yellow sponge then leaped to the card slot where he figures out if he's late. SpongeBob slid his employee ID card in the slot.

"Early by 1 minute and 4.5 seconds." The computerized voice said.

"Yes!" SpongeBob excitedly proclaimed. "I'm early!"

I minute and 4.5 seconds late, Squidward slid his card.

"Late by 0.11111111113 seconds." The voice said.

Squidward was angered by the system's perfect accuracy.

"FISH PASTE!" Squidward shouted.

Early bird customers heard Squidward's yell.

"This has the most careless employees." One fish said

Mr. Krabs wanted to know what all the noise was.

"What's all the hubbub?" Mr. Krabs asked. "Where are all me customers?"

"You can buy a expensive machine, but you can't pay us at least $7 an hour?" Squidward angrily said.

"Well I-" Mr. Krabs got cut off.

"I quit!" Squidward yelled.

"Who's gonna work the register?" Mr. Krabs asked himself.