Before chapter Author note: this story idea has been rolling arround in my head for a while.

Chapter 1: the boy that was supposed to be king in annother world but got summoned by a pink haired tsundere too early because the teachers forcasted rain the next day and didn't want them to catch hypothermia… oh and he comes from a family of mages.

I own none of the characters in this story besides O.C's (and my own interpretation of my subject matter)

Enjoy

In the Tristain academy of magic there were several rules of conduct/common sense that were to be followed at all times… avoiding a seriously pissed off Louise the zero was one of them.

"DIE!"

The obviously slightly suicidal Saito Chevalier de Hiraga was a slight subversion since he was probibally the reason for her to be mad in the first place.

"Louise, I can explain"

I myself take a slight bit of enjoyment from the earlier mentioned knight… even if he did save my life a few times… what even though I act stoic I still have a sense of humor.

"EXPLOSION!"

"AGAUH!"

Before you start wondering I am Charlotte… or Tabitha if you prefer… really I'd prefer Tabitha if it's all the same to you.

"STUPID DOG!"

Today's chaos is the personal handiwork of Tiffania Westwood (or Tiffa for short) who had asked Saito to help her with some things that she was too emarased to ask anyone else about… looking at how she looked in the new designs of underwear she had received from Kirche… you do see the flaw in logic there don't you?... asking the already taken (married if Julio is to be trusted) boy to watch as she modeled raunchy underwear to him this little incident was sadly…

"Wait Loise don't kill Saito!"

…Inevitable.

We now see a glimpse at the aftermath of the thoughtless actions of the half elf girl.

Saito was inside a smoking crater caused by one of Louise's explosions while Kirche and I were holding Louise back from cleaving Saito's head form his body using Derflinger (even now I am un-able to determine how she managed to un-shieth the magic blade when the sheath is attatched to Saito's back) while the jealous wife screamed profanities much to graphic for a T+ rated story. Unfortunately for all parties in the immediate vicinty that was when things escalated from bad to worse.

The pale green magic circle was the first clue that things were not like usual, and as three figures stepped out.

The first was a tall man with orange hair and an angular jaw, suggesting that he was a soldier adorning his sides was a short sword and a pistol of amazing complexity his stare was deadly serious and if looks could kill several students would be meeting the founder right about now.

The second figure was a shorter woman with golden hair and blue eyes, dressed in verry expensive looking plate mail armor and gripping her hand as if she were holding a sword, her eyes were equally as fierce as the mans yet they were more focused on surveying the area… She was most likely a seasoned warrior.

The third was a woman with cole black hair and eyes, wearing a red sweater and wielding the largest weapon Ive ever seen, seeming like sixteen muskets grafted together with a large machine like the dragons ramnent's weapons and a belt with bullets sticking out of it she looked less focused and more wild eyed as if she were a mother bear protecting her cub… I can say with certainty that she was probibally the second scariest thing I may have the misfortune to fight since the elf.

Getting up, Saito looked around to see why Louise wasn't trying to kill him anymore before his eyes rested on the three figures… their eyes also resting on the legendary familiar before Tiffa finally caught up to us… Wow that langere is flattering to her figure; it seems to have made them two cup sizes larger.

"Louise please, Saito is… Oh new arrivals hello" Tiffa said before politely bowing to the new arrivals "… Innocent it was my fault".

It's amazing that she can change the subject on the fly like that…

Saito for his part smartly closed his eyes to shield them from the innocently seductive half elf's body and Louise's wrath that surely followed.

The woman with black hair finally dropped her weapon and walked over to Saito…. and embraced him in a hug.

To Louise's credit she did wait about 6.5 seconds before going ballistic

"SAITOOOOOOOOO YOU DOOOOOG!"

Pulling her wand Louise readied power for an explosion but before she could get the spell off the blonde warrior appeared and slashed the wand in half and wisely got out of range of the blast that erupted where she was seconds before.

I readied my own staff in anticipation but Saito was faster, running over to Louise's side in a flash he picked up the magic sword and interrupted the woman's follow up attack.

"Saito…" Louise and the woman said simultaneously Louise paused but the woman with the sword kept talking "I haven't seen you in a year and this is how you greet me… I like your style"

Saito seemed to smile a little as he pushed the woman back with Derflinger "yes it is rude but so is coming to visit uninvited"

The woman with black hair looked at Saito with narrowed eyes "Saito… When did you become manly?

Saito fell over when Louise's rage sent her to go for the low blows… and I mean really low blows.

The man with the red hair clutched his crotch in a gesture of sympathy… No that was empathy as he said "ouch, tsundere" under his breath.

"Tsundere? Like Rin?" the blonde woman asked as she surveyed Louise "blushing… Check… man only trying to help… Check… Saito question… What is your opinion of this girl?"

Saito got up when Louise turned away, most likely to hear his obvious answer.

"Well despite her shortcomings" Louise glared at Saito "I love her…"

The black haired woman placed her face into her palm while the man sighed

"I see, then this girl would be annother girl trying to vy for your affection" the woman asked pointing to Tiffa "and this one and this one… and that one… Maybe" she paused as she pointed to Kirche, Siesta (who had been walking by) and Sylphed in that order "and this one see's herself as a little sister to you" now she pointed at me… Well I guess she is right I gave up on him after I realized that I had to compete with a half elf (ditsy as she is she is still in love with him), an amorous girl that just happens to be my best friend (sadly as it is), a busty maid (she has an even bigger advantage because of shared heiritage), the spirit of water (she was verry happy to get her ring back after we killed my father for it), a princess (who would probibally share with Louise if she asked), the queen's top knight (she would probibally ask to join just so she could resolve her sexual tension with mr. Colbert), the villaige of beautiful immortals (really the first man they see in 100 years and they decide to jump him), my own familiar (who seems to want me and Saito to be together), the charming fairies inn (somhow a rumor about Saito being "too much for a single woman" cirulated around the staff), owner of said inn (creepy I know), said inn owner's daughter (how did that thing reproduce anyways?), a dimensional traveling older Louise (she said something about finding a hill of swords and finally being able to settle down with a man before she fell in love with a man who called himself "the doctor"… but she still counts), and finnally Louise… his wife… really despite my own feelings I do have some sort of self preservation instinct.

"I see… well then hello my name is Rin Hiraga Saito's mother, this is Shiro my husband, and Saber our wife" the woman who called herself Rin introduced, causing Louise to lose color as the implications sunk in.

"A wife… and a husband… Saito… your father has two wives?" Louise asked, still not having color.

"Actually he has six" Saito corrected with a completely straight face as if it were normal for a man to have multiple lovers at once (although considering his family that was most likely the case in the matter)

"So Saito, we have a lot of catching up to do" Shiro said as he put a shoulder around his son as the two began a father-son chat away from us.

Louise could only say, "So that's why he thought it was okay to look at other girls".

Author's notes

Okay so this idea has been rattling around in my head since I read hill of swords and in flight… really I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought of this before.

Oh and the reason that I put this whole story into Tabitha's point of view is because no one has done it before…

Now for my ultimatum.

I will not attempt to make a new chapter until I get at least 5 reviews on this chapter… this way I can get the oppinions of at least 5 different people about mistakes or thing I should keep doing just so you know Shiro's six wives are Saber, Rin, Sakura, Rider, Luvia, and Ilya… just throw canon out the window on the Ilya dying no matter what route you choose for this one… okay can you do that for me?

I will explain the name change and the implications to Saito's heiratage later.