Psychology by GlassSuicune
Note: MegaMan ZX belongs to Capcom. Before anyone asks, I actually got the idea for this story from an episode of Home Improvement titled Tool Thousand One: A Space Odyssey.
In a strange room, two Reploids were both tied to a chair, looking perplexed. "Okay, can someone tell me just how we got here and why?" Pandora asked, struggling against the ropes keeping her confined to the chair. "Yes, please..." Prometheus groaned, as he started biting part of the rope in an attempt to break it. Pandora looked away from him, a disturbed look on her face that clearly said 'I do not know this person'.
"Ah, you're both awake!" a Human man exclaimed, "Now we can start." Prometheus looked at him warily. "Start what?" he demanded, looking pretty ticked off.
"Oh, the psychological test, of course."
"Psycho-what?"
"You heard me. Now, let's perform the test..."
The man then pulled out a bunch of sheets of paper, which depicted blotches of black ink. He held up the first picture, which resembled a butterfly. "What is this?" he asked. "Elpizo gone mad." Prometheus answered bluntly. "Master Albert." Pandora answered. The man's left eye twitched, but he set the picture down and pulled out another, this one resembling a flower, "What is this?"
"A bunch of meteors about to smash into a planet."
"Master Albert."
A picture resembling a car was now being shown.
"A tank going on a rampage."
"Master Albert."
The next picture depicted what appeared to be a bird.
"A dragon from the underworld that has come to consume us all."
"Master Albert."
What appeared to be a ribcage was what the picture now held.
"A prison cell."
"Master Albert."
A mountain, it seemed.
"A planet-destroying cannon."
"Master Albert."
A dripping heart now.
"A ticking time-bomb."
"Master Albert."
A simple spiral, with some dried ink that had clearly dripped when it was drawn.
"A destructive tornado waiting to land and cause chaos."
"Master Albert."
What appeared to be a wing was now being shown.
"A very sharp dagger."
"Master Albert."
The man paused for a moment, sufficiently freaked. He then reached under the desk and pulled out an ordinary photograph, which depicted a young girl playing with a dog. "What's this?" he asked. "Oh, that's a little girl playing with her dog." Prometheus said calmly. "I see a playful little girl and a playful puppy." Pandora answered.
Curious, the man pulled out a clean piece of paper and a pen, before scribbling something on it. It now depicted what appeared to be a girl playing with a dog. The man held it up for the two Reploids to see. "What is this?" he asked, dreading the answers. "Little Red Riding Hood talking to the Big Bad Wolf!" Prometheus blurted out. "Master Albert." Pandora stated plainly.
There was a crushing silence after that.
The man then calmly set the picture down and then got up off his chair. He untied the two Reploids and said, "Go to the waiting room please... Go down the left hallway, and go straight, then turn to the right a couple times. Once you see Grey and Ashe standing in the center of a bunch of chairs and couches, claiming there is a crop circle, while Vent and Aile run around in circles mimicking airplanes, you're there..." The two Reploids then got up and walked to the door, leaving the man freaked out. Once they were gone, the man looked at the next MegaMan whom the government wanted him to perform a psychological test on.
Siarnaq.
The man's eyes widened considerably, and he said quietly, "They can't be serious..."
Note: And that's the end. I know it was very short and pointless, but I was bored. Anyways, review if you want. I'd like to know if this amused anyone at all.
