Ok umm this story is about a girl named Sakura Kinomoto who is assigned a project to write letters to a pen pal in Hongkong for 3 months. The whole story will be written in the forms of letters coming back and forth. Truly promising and hilarious...If you're interested review and the next chappie will include Syaoran's response and a longer vhappie is promised. Thx! Bye!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN CCS IN ANY WAY OK?? OK?? OK?? TU COMPRENDE? YA OK GOOD!
I HATE MY PEN PAL- CHAPTER 1
Dear lil wolf
They call me the queen of the Nile...some call me KING BABUSHA! You can call me Sakura..YUP that's my name. Sakura! Sakura! SAKURA! hehehe When my teacher Mr.Takashi told me about this pen pal project I was PISSED yes PISSED...but it's worth 50 percent of my final grade so I'M FORCED TO DO THIS! TRY NOT TO FALL ASLEEP AND TRY TO BARE WITH ME FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!
Heres a list of things we HAVE to tell our pen pals in order to be polite so here goes:
1. Your interests
2. Your friends
3.Your likes and Dislikes
4. 1 seceret
Ya i no wut ur thinking BORING...so i'm going to tell u anyways! MWAHAHAHAHA
Interests: Hmmmmmmmmmmm I'm a skateboarder...and i live by this moto "PIE IS SEXY" Don't you agree??
Friends: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have a best friend named TOMOYO ...she's CRAZY!!! She's hyper 24/7 her favorite pass time is playing with her life sized barbie doll A.K.A ...ME! But no that doesn't mean I have blonde hair fake plastic boobs and a fake nose job! In fact my hair is awesome PRICELESS AUBURN LOCKS if i say so myself! I've sold them for 10 dollars a strand!!!!!!!
Likes and Dislikes: WARNING I AM ABOUT TO SING A SONG: (BARNEY STYLE)
I HATE YOU! YOU HATE ME! LET'S GANG UP AND KILL MR.TAKASHI!!!!!! CUZ HE'S GAY AND FAT AND HITS ON ALL THE GIRLS SO WHY NOT KILL THE MAN WHORE SQUIRREL yaaaaaaaaa he resembles a life sized squirrel...cough cough
Some times i wonder if life would have been better had I not murdered my dog at the age of three and buried his guts in my neighbour's yard...poor lady died of a heart attack at 23...THAT WILL REMAIN A SECERET BETWEEN U AND ME! Seeing as how we'll never meet each other you being in HONG KONG! and me being here in JAPAN! it should be ok and besides you don't know my NAME HEHEHE MWHAHAHHAH!
Yours sincerely: KING BABUSHA! 8P
