2:15 PM 2/19/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "Hey! I ain't no Kami! "-Moltar from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
Yes Sir
Note: Ok, ya know how in Veggienapped I said some things are outta sync with the
time period, well, same
here. Goku can go up to SSJ3, Veggie can go to SSJ2. Why? I like it that way :D
Hope ya enjoy the fic. Later -Chuquita
Chuey's Corner: Time Frame- During the 3 years before the androids appear.
Summary: Vegeta hit Goku a little too hard, causing him to lose
his memory. After listening to a fibbed explaination about himself, Goku now
thinks he is the loyal servant of the saiyajin no ouji. Is this going to help
Vegeta or hurt him? Will Goku remember who he is? Does Vegeta want him to?
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" DING DONG! "
" Now who could that be? It's 3:00 in the morning! " Bulma exclaimed as she walked
down the stairs and up to the front door, then lazily glanced through the peephole to see a
perky, almost psychotic grin staring back at her. She shrieked, then, realizing who it was,
smacked herself on the forehead.
" Hello Goku. " she said, opening the door.
" HI BULMA! " Goku said happily, " Can ol Veggiebrains come out to spar against me? "
" At 3:00 AM?! Goku, it's not even light out yet! " Bulma said in disbelief.
" Well, I have some extra energy right now & I need some way to burn it off. " Goku put
his hands behind his head.
" I don't know, he's still asleep right now and--Goku? Goku? " Bulma looked around to see
that the tall saiyajin had now disappeared. Bulma gasped, knowing very well were he had gone,
" GOKU WAIT! " she shouted, then ran back up the stairs to the bedroom.
" ZZZZzzz... " Vegeta continued to snore as Goku stared down at him, a stupid grin on his
face.
" Say Bulma, does he always sleep with his tongue hanging out like that, he looks like
he got shot or somethin. " Goku said, then flicked Vegeta's nose, and to his surprise, the short
prince was still fast asleep, " Ooooooh. " Goku said, then noticed a small pillow nearby &
stuffed it in Vegeta's mouth. Almost instantly Vegeta shot up and yanked the pillow out of his
mouth, now breathing heavily.
" Hi there lil buddy! " Goku waved happily at the panting Vegeta, " Wanna go spar? "
" KAKOROT WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM AND..and did you say spar? "
" Yup! " Goku nodded, " Come on, it'll be fun! "
" The only reason you find it "fun" Kakorot, is because you enjoy kicking my ass from
here to timbucktu, that, and YOU ALWAYS WIN!!!! " he screamed angrily.
" Aww, don't worry Vegeta, I promise I won't hit you that hard. Heh-heh, remember the
time I kicked you in the leg & accidently twisted it all the way around. You looked just like
a rag-doll. " Goku smiled, reminsing.
" THAT'S IT! " Vegeta shouted, then pushed Bulma out of the way, " MOVE ONNA! "
" Vegeta, you're not SERIOUSLY going to fight Goku in the middle of the night, are you! "
Bulma put her hands on her hips.
" OF COURSE I AM! " Vegeta shouted.
" It is really foggy out there... " Goku started out, " Maybe it'll make it easier for
you this time. " he noted.
" THE ONLY PLACE THAT'S FOGGY AROUND HERE KAKOROT IS IN YOUR HEAD! " Vegeta screamed,
" And besides, the last thing I want is to make it "easier" for myself. I want a CHALLANGE and
unfortunately for me, YOU are the only one on this blasted planet! "
" What about Gohan? He's stronger than both of us! " Goku said, confused.
" Oh he's to busy petting squrrels and studing logerithims to even bother battling
against you or I. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Can we go now! " Goku whined anxiously.
" Fine let's go. " Vegeta said as he left the room and walked down the stairs as Bulma
peeked out of the doorway.
" You're going to fight him in your pj's & bunny slippers? " Bulma raised an eyebrow as
Vegeta looked down to see he still had his pajamas on, then groaned and walked back upstairs,
grabbed his armor and went into the bathroom.
Goku looked to his right, " Oooh, a teddy bear! " he said happily, reaching to pick up
the toy.
" TOUCH IT AND YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE KAKOROT! " Vegeta screamed, sticking his head
out of the bathroom door.
Goku blinked for a second, " Uhh, right. "
" WHEEEE!!! " Goku said as he flew through the clouds, Vegeta about a couple feet behind
him, " HAHA! This is FUN! " Goku grinned, then looked down to see an open field, " That looks
like a good place. " he said, then flew downward and landed on the ground, Vegeta a few seconds
after him.
" Say Vegeta, do you want me to give you a head start? " Goku asked as Vegeta narrowed
his eyes.
" NO I DO NOT WANT ANY BLASTED HEAD START! " he screamed, going SSJ2.
" Oh-kay, but don't say I didn't ask. " Goku shrugged, going SS3 as Vegeta rushed at him
and began to punch Goku repeatedly, who blocked every hit, then grabbed Vegeta's arms & hurled
him back over his head and onto the ground.
Vegeta got up & tackled Goku, then kicked him in the knee. Goku shot a blast at Vegeta,
knocking him off of him. Vegeta backed up & began to rush at Goku again as Goku noticed a small
stream of salmon swiming in a nearby river, then walked over to them as Vegeta felt himself
crash into the ground once more. Goku looked down into the river & stuck his head under the
water as Vegeta came about from behind him. Goku pulled his head out & spat water & several small
fishes at Vegeta's face, then grinned.
Vegeta wiped as much water as he could off of his face as Goku stuck his head in the
river once more and this time came out with a large fish in his mouth, then turned around just
as Vegeta powered up and landed a devestating blow to Goku's head, sending the Super Saiyajin
downward 10 feet into the ground. Vegeta peered into the large hole Goku had just made, then
slid down the side of the crater & examined him. To his astonishment, Goku was now unconsious.
" Ka, Kakorot? " he said in disbelief, then poked Goku, " I, did it. I actually BEAT
Kakorot. I hope he's alive so I can rub it in his face later on. " Vegeta smirked evilly, then
kicked Goku in the side, " Hey Kakorot, WAKEUP! " he screamed, then noticed a trail of blood
coming from Goku's head. Vegeta bent down and noticed it was secreating out of a large scar on
Goku's head, " Kuso! I couldn't have killed him just by one blow! His ki's still pretty high
too, so he must be alive. " Vegeta said, then looked around, " Where the heck did that baka lead
me? I have no idea where I am! " he sighed, " Now what am I going to do? "
" You're lucky that onna of mine is a friend of yours. I should just leave you here to
get eaten. That would serve you right for waking the saiyajin no ouji in the middle of the
blasted night! " Vegeta said, slightly bored, siting on a nearby log and watching the unconsious
Goku, who had now powered down. Vegeta looked at his watch, " Your time's up bakarot! " Vegeta
smirked, then shot a large blast of ki at Goku, who screamed and opened his eyes widely.
" Who what where when huh?! " Goku looked around, confused.
" It's about time. " Vegeta said, staring at Goku, who looked upward at him.
" Who're you? " Goku said, bewildered.
" YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHO I AM YOU BAKAYARO! " Vegeta shouted.
" I..do? " he blinked twice.
" Of course you do...don't you? " Vegeta said, suspiciously.
" No, I don't. " Goku said meekly, " In fact, I don't even know who I am...do you know
who I am? "
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, ::Strange, I've never known Kakorot to act so defenseless,
maybe he IS telling the truth!::, " Are you SURE you don't know who you are? "
" Uh-huh. " Goku nodded.
" And you intrust ME to tell you who you are. " Vegeta said, with a bit of interest in
his voice.
" If, if it isn't too much trouble for you. " Goku said nervously.
" First of all-- " Vegeta said, hopping off of the log and down in front of Goku, who was
still sitting down on the ground, " I am KING Vegeta, ruler of this planet and all you see before
you. "
Goku's eyes widened, " REALLY? You're a KING! "
Vegeta's eyes darted around, " King, Prince, somewhere along those lines. " he mumbled to
himself.
" So, I guess I'm one of the lords or sirs or, something like that, huh? " Goku said,
amazed.
" Eh? " Vegeta looked back at Goku, " YOU?! _YOU_ are lowly Kakorot, MY humble and LOYAL
servant. " he smirked as the still slightly confused Goku stared at him.
" WHOA! You're kiddin! " he smiled, " I'M part of the ROYAL COURT?! "
" Uhh, something like that. But get one thing striaght here and now Kakorot. You will
answer only to me, and only when you are called. Second, you are not to surpass me in ability
or strength, and third, you will do WHAT I say WHEN I say it and not to ask otherwise. Is that
CLEAR Kakorot? "
Goku bowed down meekly, " Yes sir. " he said obedently.
A large smile sneaked it way across Vegeta's face, " I think my life is about to get a
whole lot better. "
" Fan a little faster Kakorot, the heat is going to torch me if you continue at that
at THAT pace! " Vegeta ordered as he layed out upon the hamok while Goku fanned him with a large
feathery fan.
" Vegeta, what ARE you doing? " a familiar voice said from behind him as Vegeta looked
over his shoulder.
" Kakorot, remove the royal sunglass. " Vegeta ordered as Goku placed the sunglasses on
the table next to him, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING BAKA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FANNING ME! " he barked
angrily as Goku zipped back over to him and nervously waved the fan back & forth, " Ahh, better."
Vegeta smiled, then looked back to see a very aggrivated Bulma staring him in the face, " Oh,
hello onna. "
" Vegeta, what's going on here. And why is Goku taking orders from YOU? "
" Oh, you mean Kakorot! " a large smile crossed his face, " He finally came to his
senses and realized his place in Saiyajin society. "
" Vegeta, in case you haven't noticed yet, THERE IS NO SAIYAJIN SOCIETY! THERE'RE ONLY
TWO OF YOU LEFT! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Kakorot, I don't know WHERE this eccentric onna came from, but if you would remove her
from the premises... " Vegeta pointed at Bulma, " I would make the reward to your liking. "
" WHAT?! VEGETA YOU MUST BE CRAZY IF YOU THINK THAT GOKU IS GOING TO KICK ME, HIS OLDEST
FRIEND, OFF OF MY OWN PROPERTY!!! " Bulma screamed angrily, then felt herself being lifted up
into the air, noticing Goku was now holding here.
" Sire, where would you like me to put her? " Goku asked as Vegeta glanced at the furious
look on Bulma's face.
" I SWEAR VEGETA IF YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE BACKYARD FOR _LIFE_!!! "
Bulma yelled at the top of her lungs.
" Kakorot, put her back in the house behind you, and make sure she doesn't leave from
it. " Vegeta said, his voice slightly wavering.
" Yes sire. " Goku nodded then tossed the kicking & screaming Bulma back into her home &
locked the door behind him.
" Now that that's over with, peel me a grape. And if there is ONE miniscule piece of
skin on the blasted fruit I shall whip you again! " Vegeta smirked.
" Hai. " Goku bowed, gulping, then went over to the bowl of grapes.
" Hehehehee. I haven't felt this content since I was back on Bejito-sei! Ordering around
the servants and subjects, threatening them without mercy if they refused to obey any of my
commands. I missed that. " Vegeta laughed maniacly, then cocked his head to one side as Goku
presented him with a now peeled grape. Vegeta picked the grape off of the plate, then tossed it
into the bushes, " YOU BAKA! I TOLD YOU TO PEEL OFF THE SKIN, NOT HALF OF THE INSIDES AS WELL!! "
" I'm sorry sire, forgive me. " Goku bent down on one knee, looking downward.
" Hmm, " Vegeta rubbed his chin, pretending to be deep in thought, " Fine, I shall
forgive you, but if the next grape is ANYTHING like that baka one you just peeled then consider
yourself-- "
" I promise it will be better sire! " Goku begged, " Just please DON'T! " he whimpered.
" You are a very lucky servant Kakorot, for I have decided to let you live. " Vegeta
said, trying to keep himself from grinning.
" Oh thank you sire, I am forever in your debt! " Goku clasped his hands together.
" Yeah, I know. " Vegeta grinned.
" Where IS he?! " Piccolo shouted outloud as he felt a tap on his leg.
" Where's _who_ Mr. Piccolo? " Gohan asked.
Piccolo turned around, " Your father. He was supposed to be training with us today, but
I'm not sure where he went. He wouldn't just fly off like that...OH! " Piccolo's head went up,
" I sense him! " he looked to his left, " His ki's coming from Capsule Corp, but it's much
weaker than usual, strange. "
" Then let's go find him! " Gohan smiled, then blasted off.
" WAIT! GO--*sigh*. " Piccolo groaned, " WAIT UP! " he shouted, then flew off after the
young boy, " I sense something very strange coming from that way, but I'm not sure what. "
" DADDY! DADDY ARE YOU HERE!! " Gohan called as he neared Capsule Corp, then stopped in
mid flight and gasped in horror at the scene before him. His father was strapped to the middle of
a gigantic dart board which had been pasted on the side of the wall, " DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THERE!! "
" Who are you? " Goku asked, staring at Gohan.
" WHO AM I!? " Gohan's mouth dropped to the floor.
" You mean, you don't know who you are either? " Goku said, " If you don't you should ask
the Great Powerful King Vegeta, he explained to me who I was when I couldn't remember. " Goku
smiled.
" The great and powerful WHAT?! " Gohan cocked an eyebrow, then glanced back behind him
to see Vegeta holding a 10 ft slingshot and an equally large dart.
" VEGETA!! " Gohan screamed as Vegeta glanced to the right & stared at Gohan with a
seemingly innocent look on his face.
" What? "
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FATHER!!! " Gohan yelped.
" Uh, sparing. Yes, I am sparing with Kakorot. " Vegeta reassured Gohan, who had a
skeptical look on his face.
" NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU USING HIM AS A HUMAN DART BOARD! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL HIM!! " Gohan
screamed at the top of his lungs, " I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE! BUT YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO
DESTROY MY DAD!! "
" I'm not trying to "destroy" Kakorot, brat. If I did that then I'd just be depribing
myself of a good thing. " Vegeta smirked.
" Did you say, "GOOD" thing? " Gohan gawked.
" GOHAN! I'M HE--HOLY MR. POPOS! WHAT THE HEL IS GOING ON HERE! " Piccolo screamed.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow, " "Holy Mr. Popos"?? " he repeated, then noticed Piccolo,
" Ahh, the namek. Just who I've been waiting for. " Vegeta said, " KAKOROT! UNSTRAP YOURSELF AND
GET DOWN HERE _NOW_!!! " he yelled at Goku, who ripped the cuffs that held his wrists and legs
to the dartboard, then hopped down & zipped over to Vegeta.
" Yes sire? " Goku bowed.
" I would like you to take care of the namek for me. " Vegeta smiled.
" Hai. " Goku replied, then picked up Piccolo & dropped him into a nearby chair, " How
is that sire? "
" KAKOROT YOU BAKA! I WAS SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY! I MEANT FOR YOU TO BEAT THE BLASTED
NAMEK'S BRAINS OUT!!! " Vegeta ordered as Goku coward back.
" Yuh, yuh, yes sir. " he saluted Vegeta nervously, then powered up and flew headlong
towards Piccolo and began to attack him.
Vegeta watched the scene, " COME ON KAKOROT! I KNOW YOU CAN HIT HIM HARDER THAN THAT! IF
YOU DON'T DEFEAT HIM I SHALL LOCK YOU IN THE DUNGEON!!! "
Gohan folded his arms & looked at Vegeta, " What DUNGEON! "
Vegeta glanced at Gohan, then back at Goku & Piccolo, " PUNCH HIM KAKOROT! DO IT NOW!! "
Goku went SSJ2 and slammed Piccolo into the ground unmercilessly, causing him to lose
consiousness, then picked him up and flung him off into the backround.
Vegeta watched happily as Piccolo sailed off and landed in a small cactus patch in the
middle of the forest, " Kakorot, that was unbelievable! " he said proudly as Goku smiled & nodded
then powered down. Vegeta's smile turned into a sneer, " NOW GET BACK UP ONTO THE BLASTED BOARD!
YOU'RE WASTING MY TARGET PRACTICE!!! "
" Yes sir! " Goku cried, then lept back onto the gigantic dart board & restrapped himself
in.
" Good. " Vegeta snickered, then pulled back on the slingshot, " Now just watch the
dart Kakorot, this won't hurt a bit. " he said, then let go of the king-sized dart. Gohan flew
towards Goku as fast as he could, then hurt a loud twang sound, covered his eyes and turned away.
" Fuh, fuh, father?! " Gohan felt tears running down his cheeks, then took his fingers
off of his eyes and gawked. The dart had missed Goku and was two inches above the large
saiyajin's head.
" Your aim is getting better sir! " Goku called out, " Care to try again? "
Gohan's jaw dropped to the ground, " Okay, now I KNOW there's something not right here. "
" Yes, I believe it was the wind, it suddenly whipped to the north, causing your dart to
miss sir. " Goku said to Vegeta, who walked up to him.
" VEGETA! " Gohan screamed, " I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY DAD! RIGHT NOW! " he
lept onto Vegeta & grabbed him by the collar of his spandex.
" I didn't do anything to Kakorot. " Vegeta stared Gohan in the eye.
" Yes you did, I know Dad would never allow YOU to push him around like this! TELL ME! "
Gohan's ki began to rise.
" Fine, if you must know, Kakorot hit himself on the head and now has amnesia. Luckily I
was nearby and informed him of his duties on this planet. " Vegeta smirked.
" YOU LIED TO HIM! " Gohan shouted.
" Boy, do you seriously think that I would explain to Kakorot that he was a bumbling,
perky, air-headed baka who was more powerful than _I_ the Prince of his people! " Vegeta said.
" I'm not going to let you get away with this Vegeta. " Gohan growled.
" Kakorot is enjoying himself, why should we try to change that. Besides, he already had
amnesia before he got hit on the head remember! "
" Oh...yeah. Wait, does that mean if we hit him again he'll get amnesia all over again? "
Gohan wondered as Vegeta grabbed a nearby tree & swung it around.
" Hmm, let's find out..Oh Kakor--HEY! " Vegeta growled as Gohan yanked the tree out of
Vegeta's grip & tossed it back.
" NO! I AM NOT LETTING YOU HIT MY FATHER ON THE HEAD WITH A TWO-TON TREE!! " Gohan
shouted.
" Well, that's good to know, at least I won't have to worry him changing back into his
bakayaro self. " Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow.
" BUT I WANT HIM BACK TO HIS BAKAYARO SELF..wait, did I just call my dad an idiot? OH! "
Gohan groaned, " DAD! " he shouted to Goku, who was staring out into nowhere. Gohan walked up to
him, " DAD! Now what the-- " Gohan snapped his fingers in front of Goku's face, getting no
response, " What's wrong with him now?! "
" I TOLD you already. Kakorot is my SERVANT now and he answers ONLY to ME! " Vegeta
smirked.
" YOU CAN'T DO THIS VEGETA! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT! " Gohan cried as Vegeta
walked back towards the Brief household.
" Come Kakorot, I have several more tasks to you to perform this afternoon. " Vegeta
said, ignoring Gohan as Goku turned around and followed Vegeta into the house & turned to close
the door behind him.
" NO DADDY NO!! " Gohan shouted, rushing towards the door & grabbing the outside doorknob
" Listen to me! My name is Son Gohan, and YOU are Son Goku, my father! Don't you understand! "
he cried as Goku stared at him through the crack in the doorway, " Please! "
" Gohan. " Goku stared at him oddly, then squinted, " That sounds sorta familiar. "
" Yes, YES! I'm GOHAN, your SON! " Gohan smiled.
" My..SON? " Goku's eyes widened.
" KAKOROT! CLOSE THE BLASTED DOOR OR I'LL KI BLAST YOUR HIDE TO ANTARCTICA!!! " Vegeta's
voice screamed from inside the house as Goku nervously shut the door.
" DAD!! OPEN UP! " Gohan grabbed the locked doorknob & shook it wildly, " Maybe I should
blast the door open..but I don't wanna destroy Bulma's front door...but my Dad is in there and I
have to save him..but he doesn't really seem like he wants to be saved...OH I'M SO CONFUSED!! "
Gohan put his hands on the sides of his head and moaned, then felt a swooshing noise from behind
him and turned around to see Piccolo, who now had various cactus thorns all over his body.
" MR. PICCOLO! Are you okay? " Gohan asked.
" Sure kid. " Piccolo said, then yanked another cactus thorn out of his arm & cringed,
" It, yeow, doesn't, yeow, hurt much. Nothing more than a couple thorns. "
Gohan looked Piccolo over, " More like a couple hundren thousand if you ask me. "
" I wasn't asking you kid. " Piccolo retorted, " We have to find a way to, yeow, snap
your father out of that amnesia. We need him to help us fight those andriods. Maybe even Vegeta's
help too, but neither of them are going to get any training this way. "
" FORGET THE ANDROIDS FOR A MINUTE! WE HAVE TO GET MY FATHER BACK TO NORMAL! "
" And just WHEN was Son Goku "normal"? "
" Oh..yeah, you got a point. But I mean back to the way he was. " Gohan explained.
" That's going to be tough, but if there's one thing that can bring your Dad's brain back
to remembering who he is, I know what it would be. " Piccolo nodded.
Gohan looked up at his former teacher eagerly, " What? "
" KAKOROT! FETCH ME A GLASS OF PEPSI! AND IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ICE IN IT I'LL
BLAST YOU AGAIN! " Vegeta screamed from the couch in the livingroom as a now burnt Goku ran
back and forth like a decapitated chicken.
" YES SIR! " Goku cried as he rushed into the kitchen & opened the refridgerator door,
" Oh no... " he gulped, throwing various items out of it, " There isn't any soda in here! Where
could it have gone! " he looked around the room, then noticed a pile of squashed Pepsi cans
lying on the table, along with various empty bags of fish-chips, " Now I wonder who did that? "
he said to himself, picking up the fish-chips bag and sniffing it, " _FISH_... " Goku's eyes
widened as saliva dripped out of his mouth and onto the floor. Goku shook his head wildly,
" That was creepy. " he dropped the bag onto the table.
" KAKOROT! WHERE _ARE_ YOU! I'M DYING OF BLASTED THIRST AROUND HERE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! "
Goku gulped, " Ohhh! " he cried, then noticed another can in the corner, grabbed it &
poured it into the cup, " It looks like Pepsi. " he blinked, then carefully placed 3 ice cubes in
it and zipped out back to the livingroom.
" Ahh, thank you Kakorot! " Vegeta smiled, taking the glass from Goku & sipping the
soda. Vegeta's eyes widened as he spat the liquid out all over the carpet, " YOU BAKA! THIS IS
DIET! HOW DARE YOU SERVE THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED SODA! FOR THIS YOU SHALL BE
PUNISHED! " he screamed, then ki blasted Goku, who tried his best to stand still.
" Suh, sir, if, I may sir, ALL soda is artificially sweetened to some extent. " Goku
said weakly.
" NOT _MY_ PEPSI! IT IS PERFECT! JUST LIKE ME! "
" But-- "
" BIG BANG ATTACK! " Vegeta shouted, the blast sending Goku slamming against a nearby
wall, " Heh-heh, it's hard to find good help these days. "
" VEGETA! " a familiar voice screamed from behind the door to the lab. Vegeta got up
and walked over to the door, " YOU _WILL_ LET ME OUT OF HERE VEGETA! " Bulma screamed angrily.
Vegeta smirked as he leaned against the door, " I won't let you out until you say it. "
he snickered.
" OOH YOU! THOSE ANDROIDS ARE COMING IN 9 MONTHS! AND WHEN THEY DO I HOPE THEY BEAT YOU
TO A PULP YOU EGOTISTICAL LITTLE JERK! " Bulma yelled, banging on the door.
" Flattery will get you nowhere onna. " Vegeta said sarcastically, " Go on, say it. "
an evil smile engulfed his face.
" Fine. " Bulma said calmly as Vegeta's evil smile changed to a delighted one, " Oh
please let me out oh great and powerful King (#+#* &$ #(@& $*(^!*)@*$ (#&$_(@#& ^#@$()*#&!!!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then hissed, " FINE! YOU CAN STAY DOWN THERE FOREVER FOR ALL I CARE
ONNA! " he screamed, then hopped back onto the couch & layed down, an aggrivated, yet pouty look
on his face.
" Umm, excuse me, oh great and powerful King of all that exists AND strongest being in
all the universe Vegeta, do you happen to know what "Fish-Chips" are? " Goku said, holding up one
of the empty bags of fish-chips.
Vegeta glanced at the lab door, " DID YOU HEAR THAT ONNA! WHY CAN'T YOU SAY THAT TOO! "
" OH SHUT YOUR TRAP PRINCE BAKA! " Bulma said dryly.
Vegeta noticed the bag of Fish-Chips in Goku's hand, " Where did you get that? "
" I found it sire, on the royal kitchen table in the royal kitchen. " Goku answered.
" Royal my as-- " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" When I went to take a whiff out of the bag I smelled something familiar and went into
a temporary trance. " Goku continued.
" FAMILIAR! YOU MEAN YOU REMEMBER WHO--" Vegeta gasped, " err, GIVE ME THAT BLASTED BAG
KAKOROT! It isn't healthy for mere peasants to sniff of the royal food. "
Bulma leaned against the door, " Oh brother. "
Vegeta yawned and stretched, " Kakorot, go fetch your King the royal slippers, AND IF YOU
AREN'T BACK IN 5 SECONDS FROM DOING SO I'LL BLAST YOU!! "
" Yes sir! " Goku quivered, then rushed upstairs, grabbed Vegeta's bunny-slippers &
zipped back down again.
" GOOD JOB Kakorot! " Vegeta cheered, " Now place them on royal feet. " he said, pointing
to his feet.
" Yes sire. " Goku said, doing so.
Vegeta clicked the slippers together, which made a squeaky noise, then smiled, leaned his
head back on the pillow & closed his eyes, " Kakorot, I think that this is the begining of a
beautiful friendship. "
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6:39 PM 2/21/01
End of Part 1
Hmm, I think that I'll
start sending stuff to the
site like I used to do, one
part @ a time again and just
add on every other part after
I finish it. ¡Hasta luego!
-tu amiga Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "Hey! I ain't no Kami! "-Moltar from "Space Ghost Coast to Coast"
Yes Sir
Note: Ok, ya know how in Veggienapped I said some things are outta sync with the
time period, well, same
here. Goku can go up to SSJ3, Veggie can go to SSJ2. Why? I like it that way :D
Hope ya enjoy the fic. Later -Chuquita
Chuey's Corner: Time Frame- During the 3 years before the androids appear.
Summary: Vegeta hit Goku a little too hard, causing him to lose
his memory. After listening to a fibbed explaination about himself, Goku now
thinks he is the loyal servant of the saiyajin no ouji. Is this going to help
Vegeta or hurt him? Will Goku remember who he is? Does Vegeta want him to?
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" DING DONG! "
" Now who could that be? It's 3:00 in the morning! " Bulma exclaimed as she walked
down the stairs and up to the front door, then lazily glanced through the peephole to see a
perky, almost psychotic grin staring back at her. She shrieked, then, realizing who it was,
smacked herself on the forehead.
" Hello Goku. " she said, opening the door.
" HI BULMA! " Goku said happily, " Can ol Veggiebrains come out to spar against me? "
" At 3:00 AM?! Goku, it's not even light out yet! " Bulma said in disbelief.
" Well, I have some extra energy right now & I need some way to burn it off. " Goku put
his hands behind his head.
" I don't know, he's still asleep right now and--Goku? Goku? " Bulma looked around to see
that the tall saiyajin had now disappeared. Bulma gasped, knowing very well were he had gone,
" GOKU WAIT! " she shouted, then ran back up the stairs to the bedroom.
" ZZZZzzz... " Vegeta continued to snore as Goku stared down at him, a stupid grin on his
face.
" Say Bulma, does he always sleep with his tongue hanging out like that, he looks like
he got shot or somethin. " Goku said, then flicked Vegeta's nose, and to his surprise, the short
prince was still fast asleep, " Ooooooh. " Goku said, then noticed a small pillow nearby &
stuffed it in Vegeta's mouth. Almost instantly Vegeta shot up and yanked the pillow out of his
mouth, now breathing heavily.
" Hi there lil buddy! " Goku waved happily at the panting Vegeta, " Wanna go spar? "
" KAKOROT WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM AND..and did you say spar? "
" Yup! " Goku nodded, " Come on, it'll be fun! "
" The only reason you find it "fun" Kakorot, is because you enjoy kicking my ass from
here to timbucktu, that, and YOU ALWAYS WIN!!!! " he screamed angrily.
" Aww, don't worry Vegeta, I promise I won't hit you that hard. Heh-heh, remember the
time I kicked you in the leg & accidently twisted it all the way around. You looked just like
a rag-doll. " Goku smiled, reminsing.
" THAT'S IT! " Vegeta shouted, then pushed Bulma out of the way, " MOVE ONNA! "
" Vegeta, you're not SERIOUSLY going to fight Goku in the middle of the night, are you! "
Bulma put her hands on her hips.
" OF COURSE I AM! " Vegeta shouted.
" It is really foggy out there... " Goku started out, " Maybe it'll make it easier for
you this time. " he noted.
" THE ONLY PLACE THAT'S FOGGY AROUND HERE KAKOROT IS IN YOUR HEAD! " Vegeta screamed,
" And besides, the last thing I want is to make it "easier" for myself. I want a CHALLANGE and
unfortunately for me, YOU are the only one on this blasted planet! "
" What about Gohan? He's stronger than both of us! " Goku said, confused.
" Oh he's to busy petting squrrels and studing logerithims to even bother battling
against you or I. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Can we go now! " Goku whined anxiously.
" Fine let's go. " Vegeta said as he left the room and walked down the stairs as Bulma
peeked out of the doorway.
" You're going to fight him in your pj's & bunny slippers? " Bulma raised an eyebrow as
Vegeta looked down to see he still had his pajamas on, then groaned and walked back upstairs,
grabbed his armor and went into the bathroom.
Goku looked to his right, " Oooh, a teddy bear! " he said happily, reaching to pick up
the toy.
" TOUCH IT AND YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE KAKOROT! " Vegeta screamed, sticking his head
out of the bathroom door.
Goku blinked for a second, " Uhh, right. "
" WHEEEE!!! " Goku said as he flew through the clouds, Vegeta about a couple feet behind
him, " HAHA! This is FUN! " Goku grinned, then looked down to see an open field, " That looks
like a good place. " he said, then flew downward and landed on the ground, Vegeta a few seconds
after him.
" Say Vegeta, do you want me to give you a head start? " Goku asked as Vegeta narrowed
his eyes.
" NO I DO NOT WANT ANY BLASTED HEAD START! " he screamed, going SSJ2.
" Oh-kay, but don't say I didn't ask. " Goku shrugged, going SS3 as Vegeta rushed at him
and began to punch Goku repeatedly, who blocked every hit, then grabbed Vegeta's arms & hurled
him back over his head and onto the ground.
Vegeta got up & tackled Goku, then kicked him in the knee. Goku shot a blast at Vegeta,
knocking him off of him. Vegeta backed up & began to rush at Goku again as Goku noticed a small
stream of salmon swiming in a nearby river, then walked over to them as Vegeta felt himself
crash into the ground once more. Goku looked down into the river & stuck his head under the
water as Vegeta came about from behind him. Goku pulled his head out & spat water & several small
fishes at Vegeta's face, then grinned.
Vegeta wiped as much water as he could off of his face as Goku stuck his head in the
river once more and this time came out with a large fish in his mouth, then turned around just
as Vegeta powered up and landed a devestating blow to Goku's head, sending the Super Saiyajin
downward 10 feet into the ground. Vegeta peered into the large hole Goku had just made, then
slid down the side of the crater & examined him. To his astonishment, Goku was now unconsious.
" Ka, Kakorot? " he said in disbelief, then poked Goku, " I, did it. I actually BEAT
Kakorot. I hope he's alive so I can rub it in his face later on. " Vegeta smirked evilly, then
kicked Goku in the side, " Hey Kakorot, WAKEUP! " he screamed, then noticed a trail of blood
coming from Goku's head. Vegeta bent down and noticed it was secreating out of a large scar on
Goku's head, " Kuso! I couldn't have killed him just by one blow! His ki's still pretty high
too, so he must be alive. " Vegeta said, then looked around, " Where the heck did that baka lead
me? I have no idea where I am! " he sighed, " Now what am I going to do? "
" You're lucky that onna of mine is a friend of yours. I should just leave you here to
get eaten. That would serve you right for waking the saiyajin no ouji in the middle of the
blasted night! " Vegeta said, slightly bored, siting on a nearby log and watching the unconsious
Goku, who had now powered down. Vegeta looked at his watch, " Your time's up bakarot! " Vegeta
smirked, then shot a large blast of ki at Goku, who screamed and opened his eyes widely.
" Who what where when huh?! " Goku looked around, confused.
" It's about time. " Vegeta said, staring at Goku, who looked upward at him.
" Who're you? " Goku said, bewildered.
" YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHO I AM YOU BAKAYARO! " Vegeta shouted.
" I..do? " he blinked twice.
" Of course you do...don't you? " Vegeta said, suspiciously.
" No, I don't. " Goku said meekly, " In fact, I don't even know who I am...do you know
who I am? "
Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, ::Strange, I've never known Kakorot to act so defenseless,
maybe he IS telling the truth!::, " Are you SURE you don't know who you are? "
" Uh-huh. " Goku nodded.
" And you intrust ME to tell you who you are. " Vegeta said, with a bit of interest in
his voice.
" If, if it isn't too much trouble for you. " Goku said nervously.
" First of all-- " Vegeta said, hopping off of the log and down in front of Goku, who was
still sitting down on the ground, " I am KING Vegeta, ruler of this planet and all you see before
you. "
Goku's eyes widened, " REALLY? You're a KING! "
Vegeta's eyes darted around, " King, Prince, somewhere along those lines. " he mumbled to
himself.
" So, I guess I'm one of the lords or sirs or, something like that, huh? " Goku said,
amazed.
" Eh? " Vegeta looked back at Goku, " YOU?! _YOU_ are lowly Kakorot, MY humble and LOYAL
servant. " he smirked as the still slightly confused Goku stared at him.
" WHOA! You're kiddin! " he smiled, " I'M part of the ROYAL COURT?! "
" Uhh, something like that. But get one thing striaght here and now Kakorot. You will
answer only to me, and only when you are called. Second, you are not to surpass me in ability
or strength, and third, you will do WHAT I say WHEN I say it and not to ask otherwise. Is that
CLEAR Kakorot? "
Goku bowed down meekly, " Yes sir. " he said obedently.
A large smile sneaked it way across Vegeta's face, " I think my life is about to get a
whole lot better. "
" Fan a little faster Kakorot, the heat is going to torch me if you continue at that
at THAT pace! " Vegeta ordered as he layed out upon the hamok while Goku fanned him with a large
feathery fan.
" Vegeta, what ARE you doing? " a familiar voice said from behind him as Vegeta looked
over his shoulder.
" Kakorot, remove the royal sunglass. " Vegeta ordered as Goku placed the sunglasses on
the table next to him, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING BAKA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FANNING ME! " he barked
angrily as Goku zipped back over to him and nervously waved the fan back & forth, " Ahh, better."
Vegeta smiled, then looked back to see a very aggrivated Bulma staring him in the face, " Oh,
hello onna. "
" Vegeta, what's going on here. And why is Goku taking orders from YOU? "
" Oh, you mean Kakorot! " a large smile crossed his face, " He finally came to his
senses and realized his place in Saiyajin society. "
" Vegeta, in case you haven't noticed yet, THERE IS NO SAIYAJIN SOCIETY! THERE'RE ONLY
TWO OF YOU LEFT! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Kakorot, I don't know WHERE this eccentric onna came from, but if you would remove her
from the premises... " Vegeta pointed at Bulma, " I would make the reward to your liking. "
" WHAT?! VEGETA YOU MUST BE CRAZY IF YOU THINK THAT GOKU IS GOING TO KICK ME, HIS OLDEST
FRIEND, OFF OF MY OWN PROPERTY!!! " Bulma screamed angrily, then felt herself being lifted up
into the air, noticing Goku was now holding here.
" Sire, where would you like me to put her? " Goku asked as Vegeta glanced at the furious
look on Bulma's face.
" I SWEAR VEGETA IF YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE BACKYARD FOR _LIFE_!!! "
Bulma yelled at the top of her lungs.
" Kakorot, put her back in the house behind you, and make sure she doesn't leave from
it. " Vegeta said, his voice slightly wavering.
" Yes sire. " Goku nodded then tossed the kicking & screaming Bulma back into her home &
locked the door behind him.
" Now that that's over with, peel me a grape. And if there is ONE miniscule piece of
skin on the blasted fruit I shall whip you again! " Vegeta smirked.
" Hai. " Goku bowed, gulping, then went over to the bowl of grapes.
" Hehehehee. I haven't felt this content since I was back on Bejito-sei! Ordering around
the servants and subjects, threatening them without mercy if they refused to obey any of my
commands. I missed that. " Vegeta laughed maniacly, then cocked his head to one side as Goku
presented him with a now peeled grape. Vegeta picked the grape off of the plate, then tossed it
into the bushes, " YOU BAKA! I TOLD YOU TO PEEL OFF THE SKIN, NOT HALF OF THE INSIDES AS WELL!! "
" I'm sorry sire, forgive me. " Goku bent down on one knee, looking downward.
" Hmm, " Vegeta rubbed his chin, pretending to be deep in thought, " Fine, I shall
forgive you, but if the next grape is ANYTHING like that baka one you just peeled then consider
yourself-- "
" I promise it will be better sire! " Goku begged, " Just please DON'T! " he whimpered.
" You are a very lucky servant Kakorot, for I have decided to let you live. " Vegeta
said, trying to keep himself from grinning.
" Oh thank you sire, I am forever in your debt! " Goku clasped his hands together.
" Yeah, I know. " Vegeta grinned.
" Where IS he?! " Piccolo shouted outloud as he felt a tap on his leg.
" Where's _who_ Mr. Piccolo? " Gohan asked.
Piccolo turned around, " Your father. He was supposed to be training with us today, but
I'm not sure where he went. He wouldn't just fly off like that...OH! " Piccolo's head went up,
" I sense him! " he looked to his left, " His ki's coming from Capsule Corp, but it's much
weaker than usual, strange. "
" Then let's go find him! " Gohan smiled, then blasted off.
" WAIT! GO--*sigh*. " Piccolo groaned, " WAIT UP! " he shouted, then flew off after the
young boy, " I sense something very strange coming from that way, but I'm not sure what. "
" DADDY! DADDY ARE YOU HERE!! " Gohan called as he neared Capsule Corp, then stopped in
mid flight and gasped in horror at the scene before him. His father was strapped to the middle of
a gigantic dart board which had been pasted on the side of the wall, " DADDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THERE!! "
" Who are you? " Goku asked, staring at Gohan.
" WHO AM I!? " Gohan's mouth dropped to the floor.
" You mean, you don't know who you are either? " Goku said, " If you don't you should ask
the Great Powerful King Vegeta, he explained to me who I was when I couldn't remember. " Goku
smiled.
" The great and powerful WHAT?! " Gohan cocked an eyebrow, then glanced back behind him
to see Vegeta holding a 10 ft slingshot and an equally large dart.
" VEGETA!! " Gohan screamed as Vegeta glanced to the right & stared at Gohan with a
seemingly innocent look on his face.
" What? "
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FATHER!!! " Gohan yelped.
" Uh, sparing. Yes, I am sparing with Kakorot. " Vegeta reassured Gohan, who had a
skeptical look on his face.
" NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU USING HIM AS A HUMAN DART BOARD! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL HIM!! " Gohan
screamed at the top of his lungs, " I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE! BUT YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO
DESTROY MY DAD!! "
" I'm not trying to "destroy" Kakorot, brat. If I did that then I'd just be depribing
myself of a good thing. " Vegeta smirked.
" Did you say, "GOOD" thing? " Gohan gawked.
" GOHAN! I'M HE--HOLY MR. POPOS! WHAT THE HEL IS GOING ON HERE! " Piccolo screamed.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow, " "Holy Mr. Popos"?? " he repeated, then noticed Piccolo,
" Ahh, the namek. Just who I've been waiting for. " Vegeta said, " KAKOROT! UNSTRAP YOURSELF AND
GET DOWN HERE _NOW_!!! " he yelled at Goku, who ripped the cuffs that held his wrists and legs
to the dartboard, then hopped down & zipped over to Vegeta.
" Yes sire? " Goku bowed.
" I would like you to take care of the namek for me. " Vegeta smiled.
" Hai. " Goku replied, then picked up Piccolo & dropped him into a nearby chair, " How
is that sire? "
" KAKOROT YOU BAKA! I WAS SPEAKING HYPOTHETICALLY! I MEANT FOR YOU TO BEAT THE BLASTED
NAMEK'S BRAINS OUT!!! " Vegeta ordered as Goku coward back.
" Yuh, yuh, yes sir. " he saluted Vegeta nervously, then powered up and flew headlong
towards Piccolo and began to attack him.
Vegeta watched the scene, " COME ON KAKOROT! I KNOW YOU CAN HIT HIM HARDER THAN THAT! IF
YOU DON'T DEFEAT HIM I SHALL LOCK YOU IN THE DUNGEON!!! "
Gohan folded his arms & looked at Vegeta, " What DUNGEON! "
Vegeta glanced at Gohan, then back at Goku & Piccolo, " PUNCH HIM KAKOROT! DO IT NOW!! "
Goku went SSJ2 and slammed Piccolo into the ground unmercilessly, causing him to lose
consiousness, then picked him up and flung him off into the backround.
Vegeta watched happily as Piccolo sailed off and landed in a small cactus patch in the
middle of the forest, " Kakorot, that was unbelievable! " he said proudly as Goku smiled & nodded
then powered down. Vegeta's smile turned into a sneer, " NOW GET BACK UP ONTO THE BLASTED BOARD!
YOU'RE WASTING MY TARGET PRACTICE!!! "
" Yes sir! " Goku cried, then lept back onto the gigantic dart board & restrapped himself
in.
" Good. " Vegeta snickered, then pulled back on the slingshot, " Now just watch the
dart Kakorot, this won't hurt a bit. " he said, then let go of the king-sized dart. Gohan flew
towards Goku as fast as he could, then hurt a loud twang sound, covered his eyes and turned away.
" Fuh, fuh, father?! " Gohan felt tears running down his cheeks, then took his fingers
off of his eyes and gawked. The dart had missed Goku and was two inches above the large
saiyajin's head.
" Your aim is getting better sir! " Goku called out, " Care to try again? "
Gohan's jaw dropped to the ground, " Okay, now I KNOW there's something not right here. "
" Yes, I believe it was the wind, it suddenly whipped to the north, causing your dart to
miss sir. " Goku said to Vegeta, who walked up to him.
" VEGETA! " Gohan screamed, " I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY DAD! RIGHT NOW! " he
lept onto Vegeta & grabbed him by the collar of his spandex.
" I didn't do anything to Kakorot. " Vegeta stared Gohan in the eye.
" Yes you did, I know Dad would never allow YOU to push him around like this! TELL ME! "
Gohan's ki began to rise.
" Fine, if you must know, Kakorot hit himself on the head and now has amnesia. Luckily I
was nearby and informed him of his duties on this planet. " Vegeta smirked.
" YOU LIED TO HIM! " Gohan shouted.
" Boy, do you seriously think that I would explain to Kakorot that he was a bumbling,
perky, air-headed baka who was more powerful than _I_ the Prince of his people! " Vegeta said.
" I'm not going to let you get away with this Vegeta. " Gohan growled.
" Kakorot is enjoying himself, why should we try to change that. Besides, he already had
amnesia before he got hit on the head remember! "
" Oh...yeah. Wait, does that mean if we hit him again he'll get amnesia all over again? "
Gohan wondered as Vegeta grabbed a nearby tree & swung it around.
" Hmm, let's find out..Oh Kakor--HEY! " Vegeta growled as Gohan yanked the tree out of
Vegeta's grip & tossed it back.
" NO! I AM NOT LETTING YOU HIT MY FATHER ON THE HEAD WITH A TWO-TON TREE!! " Gohan
shouted.
" Well, that's good to know, at least I won't have to worry him changing back into his
bakayaro self. " Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow.
" BUT I WANT HIM BACK TO HIS BAKAYARO SELF..wait, did I just call my dad an idiot? OH! "
Gohan groaned, " DAD! " he shouted to Goku, who was staring out into nowhere. Gohan walked up to
him, " DAD! Now what the-- " Gohan snapped his fingers in front of Goku's face, getting no
response, " What's wrong with him now?! "
" I TOLD you already. Kakorot is my SERVANT now and he answers ONLY to ME! " Vegeta
smirked.
" YOU CAN'T DO THIS VEGETA! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT! " Gohan cried as Vegeta
walked back towards the Brief household.
" Come Kakorot, I have several more tasks to you to perform this afternoon. " Vegeta
said, ignoring Gohan as Goku turned around and followed Vegeta into the house & turned to close
the door behind him.
" NO DADDY NO!! " Gohan shouted, rushing towards the door & grabbing the outside doorknob
" Listen to me! My name is Son Gohan, and YOU are Son Goku, my father! Don't you understand! "
he cried as Goku stared at him through the crack in the doorway, " Please! "
" Gohan. " Goku stared at him oddly, then squinted, " That sounds sorta familiar. "
" Yes, YES! I'm GOHAN, your SON! " Gohan smiled.
" My..SON? " Goku's eyes widened.
" KAKOROT! CLOSE THE BLASTED DOOR OR I'LL KI BLAST YOUR HIDE TO ANTARCTICA!!! " Vegeta's
voice screamed from inside the house as Goku nervously shut the door.
" DAD!! OPEN UP! " Gohan grabbed the locked doorknob & shook it wildly, " Maybe I should
blast the door open..but I don't wanna destroy Bulma's front door...but my Dad is in there and I
have to save him..but he doesn't really seem like he wants to be saved...OH I'M SO CONFUSED!! "
Gohan put his hands on the sides of his head and moaned, then felt a swooshing noise from behind
him and turned around to see Piccolo, who now had various cactus thorns all over his body.
" MR. PICCOLO! Are you okay? " Gohan asked.
" Sure kid. " Piccolo said, then yanked another cactus thorn out of his arm & cringed,
" It, yeow, doesn't, yeow, hurt much. Nothing more than a couple thorns. "
Gohan looked Piccolo over, " More like a couple hundren thousand if you ask me. "
" I wasn't asking you kid. " Piccolo retorted, " We have to find a way to, yeow, snap
your father out of that amnesia. We need him to help us fight those andriods. Maybe even Vegeta's
help too, but neither of them are going to get any training this way. "
" FORGET THE ANDROIDS FOR A MINUTE! WE HAVE TO GET MY FATHER BACK TO NORMAL! "
" And just WHEN was Son Goku "normal"? "
" Oh..yeah, you got a point. But I mean back to the way he was. " Gohan explained.
" That's going to be tough, but if there's one thing that can bring your Dad's brain back
to remembering who he is, I know what it would be. " Piccolo nodded.
Gohan looked up at his former teacher eagerly, " What? "
" KAKOROT! FETCH ME A GLASS OF PEPSI! AND IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH ICE IN IT I'LL
BLAST YOU AGAIN! " Vegeta screamed from the couch in the livingroom as a now burnt Goku ran
back and forth like a decapitated chicken.
" YES SIR! " Goku cried as he rushed into the kitchen & opened the refridgerator door,
" Oh no... " he gulped, throwing various items out of it, " There isn't any soda in here! Where
could it have gone! " he looked around the room, then noticed a pile of squashed Pepsi cans
lying on the table, along with various empty bags of fish-chips, " Now I wonder who did that? "
he said to himself, picking up the fish-chips bag and sniffing it, " _FISH_... " Goku's eyes
widened as saliva dripped out of his mouth and onto the floor. Goku shook his head wildly,
" That was creepy. " he dropped the bag onto the table.
" KAKOROT! WHERE _ARE_ YOU! I'M DYING OF BLASTED THIRST AROUND HERE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! "
Goku gulped, " Ohhh! " he cried, then noticed another can in the corner, grabbed it &
poured it into the cup, " It looks like Pepsi. " he blinked, then carefully placed 3 ice cubes in
it and zipped out back to the livingroom.
" Ahh, thank you Kakorot! " Vegeta smiled, taking the glass from Goku & sipping the
soda. Vegeta's eyes widened as he spat the liquid out all over the carpet, " YOU BAKA! THIS IS
DIET! HOW DARE YOU SERVE THE SAIYAJIN NO OUJI ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED SODA! FOR THIS YOU SHALL BE
PUNISHED! " he screamed, then ki blasted Goku, who tried his best to stand still.
" Suh, sir, if, I may sir, ALL soda is artificially sweetened to some extent. " Goku
said weakly.
" NOT _MY_ PEPSI! IT IS PERFECT! JUST LIKE ME! "
" But-- "
" BIG BANG ATTACK! " Vegeta shouted, the blast sending Goku slamming against a nearby
wall, " Heh-heh, it's hard to find good help these days. "
" VEGETA! " a familiar voice screamed from behind the door to the lab. Vegeta got up
and walked over to the door, " YOU _WILL_ LET ME OUT OF HERE VEGETA! " Bulma screamed angrily.
Vegeta smirked as he leaned against the door, " I won't let you out until you say it. "
he snickered.
" OOH YOU! THOSE ANDROIDS ARE COMING IN 9 MONTHS! AND WHEN THEY DO I HOPE THEY BEAT YOU
TO A PULP YOU EGOTISTICAL LITTLE JERK! " Bulma yelled, banging on the door.
" Flattery will get you nowhere onna. " Vegeta said sarcastically, " Go on, say it. "
an evil smile engulfed his face.
" Fine. " Bulma said calmly as Vegeta's evil smile changed to a delighted one, " Oh
please let me out oh great and powerful King (#+#* &$ #(@& $*(^!*)@*$ (#&$_(@#& ^#@$()*#&!!!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then hissed, " FINE! YOU CAN STAY DOWN THERE FOREVER FOR ALL I CARE
ONNA! " he screamed, then hopped back onto the couch & layed down, an aggrivated, yet pouty look
on his face.
" Umm, excuse me, oh great and powerful King of all that exists AND strongest being in
all the universe Vegeta, do you happen to know what "Fish-Chips" are? " Goku said, holding up one
of the empty bags of fish-chips.
Vegeta glanced at the lab door, " DID YOU HEAR THAT ONNA! WHY CAN'T YOU SAY THAT TOO! "
" OH SHUT YOUR TRAP PRINCE BAKA! " Bulma said dryly.
Vegeta noticed the bag of Fish-Chips in Goku's hand, " Where did you get that? "
" I found it sire, on the royal kitchen table in the royal kitchen. " Goku answered.
" Royal my as-- " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" When I went to take a whiff out of the bag I smelled something familiar and went into
a temporary trance. " Goku continued.
" FAMILIAR! YOU MEAN YOU REMEMBER WHO--" Vegeta gasped, " err, GIVE ME THAT BLASTED BAG
KAKOROT! It isn't healthy for mere peasants to sniff of the royal food. "
Bulma leaned against the door, " Oh brother. "
Vegeta yawned and stretched, " Kakorot, go fetch your King the royal slippers, AND IF YOU
AREN'T BACK IN 5 SECONDS FROM DOING SO I'LL BLAST YOU!! "
" Yes sir! " Goku quivered, then rushed upstairs, grabbed Vegeta's bunny-slippers &
zipped back down again.
" GOOD JOB Kakorot! " Vegeta cheered, " Now place them on royal feet. " he said, pointing
to his feet.
" Yes sire. " Goku said, doing so.
Vegeta clicked the slippers together, which made a squeaky noise, then smiled, leaned his
head back on the pillow & closed his eyes, " Kakorot, I think that this is the begining of a
beautiful friendship. "
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6:39 PM 2/21/01
End of Part 1
Hmm, I think that I'll
start sending stuff to the
site like I used to do, one
part @ a time again and just
add on every other part after
I finish it. ¡Hasta luego!
-tu amiga Chuquita
