Can You Imagine…

Can You Imagine…?

Hey! This here is my first-ever Slayers fic! I don't have the highest opinion of it, but hey, maybe it can help you laugh. ^-^ A warning: This is a chain of my thoughts early one morning. Be very afraid.

Ainulindale was peacefully sleeping when the voices in her head started a fierce argument.

Voice #1: A-dale, wake up!

A-dale: Eh?

Voice #2: WAKE UP!

A-dale: What?

Voice #1: Just a few, simple questions.

A-dale: * murmurs * Shoot.

Voice #2: Can you imagine kissing Zelgadis?

A-dale: mmmmm…

Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Zel and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, and soon their lips touch.

After they part, A-dale muses.

A-dale: Uh…a little like kissing a rock.

Zelgadis: * blushes intensely *

Dave: Ummm, okay, I see…

Liam: O_o Now can you imagine kissing Gourry?

A-dale: …

Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Gourry and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, but their lips don't exactly meet. Gourry's are planet on A-dale's nose.

Gourry: ?

Dave: Umm, try again.

Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Gourry and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, A-dale falls over as Gourry completely misses and kisses the rail of the bridge.

A-dale: OooooW NOT AGAIN!

Dave: Okay, okay!

Liam: And now, can you imagine kissing Xelloss?

Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Xelloss and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, their lips meet.

* poof! *

A-dale is now a frog.

Xelloss: ^-^

Dave: Ha! Okay, Voice #2, fork it over!

Liam: * grumbles * * telepathically transports 50 bucks *

Dave: Mind money!

Ba dum, ching!

A-dale Look at this mess! My romanticism is ruined, and I'm a flippin' frog! * flips *

What did you two learn from this!?!

Dave: Well, among other things, you are a lousy romance writer.

Liam: * pouts *

Dave: Say goodnight, A-dale

A-dale: Goodnight, A-dale

*zonks out, with a smile *

Finis.

Zel: I do not kiss like a rock!

Gourry; *is kissing a rock*

Zel: *sigh*

Well, this was my first Slayers fic. I honestly wish I had something better to offer, but this was what my muse handed me. At 4 AM on Valentines Day. Who knows how many fics are the products of insomnia. But, it is only the really good fics that cause insomnia. ^-^

Well, thank you for reading! Feel free to tell me if you hated it! ^-^

Disclaimer:

Slayer's magic weapons and Xelloss' secret missions,

Zelgadis Greywers and nuclear fission,

The sphere in the sky, that burning yellow thing

These are a few of my un-ownable things.

^-^