Can You Imagine…?
Hey! This here is my first-ever Slayers fic! I don't have the highest opinion of it, but hey, maybe it can help you laugh. ^-^ A warning: This is a chain of my thoughts early one morning. Be very afraid.
Ainulindale was peacefully sleeping when the voices in her head started a fierce argument.
Voice #1: A-dale, wake up!
A-dale: Eh?
Voice #2: WAKE UP!
A-dale: What?
Voice #1: Just a few, simple questions.
A-dale: * murmurs * Shoot.
Voice #2: Can you imagine kissing Zelgadis?
A-dale: mmmmm…
Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Zel and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, and soon their lips touch.
After they part, A-dale muses.
A-dale: Uh…a little like kissing a rock.
Zelgadis: * blushes intensely *
Dave: Ummm, okay, I see…
Liam: O_o Now can you imagine kissing Gourry?
A-dale: …
Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Gourry and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, but their lips don't exactly meet. Gourry's are planet on A-dale's nose.
Gourry: ?
Dave: Umm, try again.
Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Gourry and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, A-dale falls over as Gourry completely misses and kisses the rail of the bridge.
A-dale: OooooW NOT AGAIN!
Dave: Okay, okay!
Liam: And now, can you imagine kissing Xelloss?
Starlit night filled with the deepest moonlight. Quaint little bridge over a babbling brook. Xelloss and A-dale are standing upon its extreme cuteness. They lean together, their lips meet.
* poof! *
A-dale is now a frog.
Xelloss: ^-^
Dave: Ha! Okay, Voice #2, fork it over!
Liam: * grumbles * * telepathically transports 50 bucks *
Dave: Mind money!
Ba dum, ching!
A-dale Look at this mess! My romanticism is ruined, and I'm a flippin' frog! * flips *
What did you two learn from this!?!
Dave: Well, among other things, you are a lousy romance writer.
Liam: * pouts *
Dave: Say goodnight, A-dale
A-dale: Goodnight, A-dale
*zonks out, with a smile *
Finis.
Zel: I do not kiss like a rock!
Gourry; *is kissing a rock*
Zel: *sigh*
Well, this was my first Slayers fic. I honestly wish I had something better to offer, but this was what my muse handed me. At 4 AM on Valentines Day. Who knows how many fics are the products of insomnia. But, it is only the really good fics that cause insomnia. ^-^
Well, thank you for reading! Feel free to tell me if you hated it! ^-^
Disclaimer:
Slayer's magic weapons and Xelloss' secret missions,
Zelgadis Greywers and nuclear fission,
The sphere in the sky, that burning yellow thing
These are a few of my un-ownable things.
^-^
