Hello, this is a list of all the ways to annoy Jacob Black. Wow...3 lists of ways to annoy various characters in 3 days...I must really have no life lol. Enjoy!

1. Lock him in a room with Edward to see who comes out alive

2. Make him incredibly angry, then run away

3. Make him watch Bella and Edward make out

4. Call him a pedophile for imprinting on Renesmee

5. Hide Renesmee in a trashcan

6. Tell him the vampires are invading

7. Ask him why he doesn't sparkle

8. Tell him space heaters are annoying

9. Make him watch Blood and Chocolate, and read it

10. Remind him to prepare a mother's day present, purposely forgetting his mother is dead

11. Go outside his window at night, while he's asleep, and sing Umbrella, only replacing the word umbrella with Bella

12. ...Be sure to sing extremely loudly

13. Give him a Team Edward t-shirt

14. Play hopscotch across the boundary line

15. Tell all your friends about the werewolves

16. Address his ability to change into a wolf his 'furry little problem'

17. Make him watch Twilight, pointing out how little he appears in it compared with Edward

18. Stare at him intently every full moon

19. Tell him that werewolves are lame compared to vampires

20. Give him a videotape of the birth of Renesmee

21. Set his car on fire

22. Give him passionate love letters and claim they are from Rosalie, or even better, Jasper

23. Forbid him from making dumb blonde jokes

24. Attempt to fry eggs on his back

25. Call a truant officer on him for missing so much school

26. Taunt him for losing his girl to a vampire

27. Dismantle all of his motorcycles

28. Call him Taylor Launter

29. Push his dad's wheelchair down a mountain

30. Tell him that he has severe emotional problems

31. Make him go on a hunger strike

32. Scream and run away whenever he enters a room

33. Laugh at him for no apparent reason and mysteriously whisper to the closest person next to you, then walk away

34. ...Refuse to tell him why

35. Kidnap Renesmee and put her on a plane to Japan

36. Do all of the above...all in one week