Hello, this is a list of all the ways to annoy Jacob Black. Wow...3 lists of ways to annoy various characters in 3 days...I must really have no life lol. Enjoy!
1. Lock him in a room with Edward to see who comes out alive
2. Make him incredibly angry, then run away
3. Make him watch Bella and Edward make out
4. Call him a pedophile for imprinting on Renesmee
5. Hide Renesmee in a trashcan
6. Tell him the vampires are invading
7. Ask him why he doesn't sparkle
8. Tell him space heaters are annoying
9. Make him watch Blood and Chocolate, and read it
10. Remind him to prepare a mother's day present, purposely forgetting his mother is dead
11. Go outside his window at night, while he's asleep, and sing Umbrella, only replacing the word umbrella with Bella
12. ...Be sure to sing extremely loudly
13. Give him a Team Edward t-shirt
14. Play hopscotch across the boundary line
15. Tell all your friends about the werewolves
16. Address his ability to change into a wolf his 'furry little problem'
17. Make him watch Twilight, pointing out how little he appears in it compared with Edward
18. Stare at him intently every full moon
19. Tell him that werewolves are lame compared to vampires
20. Give him a videotape of the birth of Renesmee
21. Set his car on fire
22. Give him passionate love letters and claim they are from Rosalie, or even better, Jasper
23. Forbid him from making dumb blonde jokes
24. Attempt to fry eggs on his back
25. Call a truant officer on him for missing so much school
26. Taunt him for losing his girl to a vampire
27. Dismantle all of his motorcycles
28. Call him Taylor Launter
29. Push his dad's wheelchair down a mountain
30. Tell him that he has severe emotional problems
31. Make him go on a hunger strike
32. Scream and run away whenever he enters a room
33. Laugh at him for no apparent reason and mysteriously whisper to the closest person next to you, then walk away
34. ...Refuse to tell him why
35. Kidnap Renesmee and put her on a plane to Japan
36. Do all of the above...all in one week
