Title: Hell is shivering
Author: Trox
Summary: What happens when Ichigo gets enough of Rukias evil pranks?
Disclaimer: I don´t own Bleach, not in a billion years.
a/n: Ichixruki, romance, pranks and furious anger. Special thanks to Kuchiki-chan for beta and to tuomo for giving me hell for my minor wrongs.

Chapter 1: A prank too much

Rukia had played Ichigo far too many and evil pranks the last days.

Rukia Shivered. She was sitting outside Ichigos house, leaning against the wall.
A cold wind chilled her to the bone. Although she knew it wasn´t just the wind that made her cold.
This time i went too far, She thought. Why am i so obsessed with pushing him, eh? Always testing his limit. I understand though, I deserved this.

"Oh, shit!" Ichigo mumbled to himself sitting at his desk deep in his thoughts. "Did i go too far?" he said, both aloud and in his mind. Ichigo remembered what had happened.

#FLASHBACK#

Ichigo hadn´t seen Rukia after school that day, so he went home thinking that maybe he might have a nice quiet moment at home. When he arrived, the house was empty and he went directly to his room to doze off for a few hours. But when he woke up all hell broke loose.

Ichigo heard a muffled giggle from the closet. He decided to ignore it. Rukia had probably just been writing in her diary or talking on the phone with someone from Seiretei.

He continued out into the hallway to the bathroom where Kon was lying on the floor. When Ichigo entered, Kon started laughing like there was no tomorrow, even shedding a tear in the process. Ichigo immediately picked him up so he was hanging upside down by his left leg.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Ichigo yelled at him.

"hahahaha... what... is... wrong... with... you?" Kon replied, almost incomprehensible through his laughter. Ichigo looked at Kon, confused, then simply threw him out the door.

After locking it, Ichigo went to do his business (a/n: not wanking!!1). But afterwards, when he was washing his hands, he looked in the mirror and saw why Kon had laughed so hard earlier.

"What the...?" Purple and red hearts accompanied by bunny faces where drawn

all over his face. Ichigos face turned red and his eyes black to match with his anger.

THIS IS IT!

Ichigo stormed out of the bathroom and down the hall. When he burst through the door to his room, Rukia stood there looking at him with wide eyes and with Kon beneath her foot.

"Ichi... what's wrong?" the raven haired shinigami asked with a sugar-sweet voice.

"What's wrong?!" Ichigo said sarcastically. "The hell is this Kuchiki Rukia?" Ichigo yelled, pointing to his face.
(I kept the original "The hell" cuz its typical Ichigo, at least in my sub. For the Kuchiki part i compromised because I want him to feel more mad at her than he ever been before)

"That´s Chappy with some hearts Ichi" the girl said, smiling but a bit hesitantly. She could feel his reiatsu increasing rapidly.

"Why?" he asked, angrily.

"Well, you looked so cute while you were lying there, and i couldn't stand to miss out on such a big cha..." she said, still hesitantly when he cut her off.

"Shut up! Get out of my room! NOW!"

"but..."

"I said GET OUT!"

#END OF FLASHBACK#

And now I'm regretting it. Ichigo thought. he stood up from his desk and turned the lamp on. Ichigo went to the window and opened it.Kon hung there, crying.

"Nee-san...Nee-san is gone. And it's all thanks to you... you hotheaded jerk"

What? Ichigo thought. When did she go? I never noticed her reiatsu disappearing. Worries flew through his mind. "Shit" Ichigo said while pulling Kon up trough the window.

He stuffed his hand into Kons mouth pulling out the little green pill. Immediately, putting the pill in his own mouth, his soul emerged from his body. He jumped through the window and out into the night.

"Stay here and don't do anything stupid" Ichigo yelled to Kon. "I'm gonna bring her back... no matter what".

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Like the cliffhanger? Please R&R, this is my first fanfic so bear with spelling

and stuff. I´m open to almost all kinds of criticism. Go-button wants you! I

might continue with this fic if I know people like it. A big up to kuchiki-chan for

helping me with grammar and keeping it readable.

Thanks,
Trox