Sky: Hi everyone, there's this hospital near where I live for mental people like mass murders, rapists and whatnot called Broadmoor. The first escape was by a 52 year old woman whose cell door was unlocked so she walked out of it and jumped out a window. People used to escape a lot So I thought why not make this woman younger with red hair and name her Kairi.

Sora: Basically that's her long winded explanation on why me and my friends are in a mental hospital. -_-

Sky: Heh heh, pretty much. If you want to read a particular character's escape just PM me (or leave a review) with the character's name. I hope you like the Broadmoor Escapes. No flames please. I own nothing.


Chapter one: I can't believe this (Kairi)

"I'm telling you, I'm not crazy the heartless are REAL and they're coming to this world. LISTEN TO ME! DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR SOMETHING?" I screamed at the guard behind the door stopping me from leaving the inside of this white room, with it's white bed sheets, wearing white clothes, surrounded by white walls, did I mention that everything was white?

It amazing people don't go insane….oh right I'm in a mental hospital the people are already insane.

The guard and I have been arguing since I was separated from Riku and Sora which was just over an hour ago. He forced me to wear white clothing and refused to listen to the warnings I've been giving him and settled for calling me 'Banana's' and 'Off my rocker' or my personal favorite 'Losing my marbles so have been sent to the funny farm' so I think now I'm just gonna let him suffer, I only hope he doesn't have small children to look after who would hae to suffer with him.

This guard walks around in his navy uniform and black boots talking really slowly as if I can't understand him. He talks to me as if I'm a small child which of course I'm not, I'm 16 next month.

"Miss, I have never in my lifetime seen a 'heartless' you and your friends are quite insane" he said to me with a smirk…A SMIRK. I can't believe this, I could just summon my Keyblade, unlock the door and behead this bitch but the bloody thing won't come because Maleficent's been creating experiments again, only the Kingdom Key is still to awnser Sora's call. No other blade is able to break whatever is stopping the Keyblades being summoned.

"What have you done with Riku and Sora?" I asked "If you've hurt them I swear..." I left the threat hanging as there really isn't anything I can do, what with being stuck in this cell of whiteness and all.

"They're in the opposite side of the hospital, they share a cell" the guard told me, I don't like him much. He reminds me of Saix a bit because they both have anger issues.

"What? Why do they get to be together while I'm on my own?!" I shouted but I already knew the answer. Men and women are separated, confined to only one half of this hell hole. I won't see Riku and Sora again until meal times and even then we can talk to each other. God this is hell.

"Protocol states that women must be isolated from men, now is there anything else, Miss?"

'YES, LET ME OUT YOU BITCH!' I wanted to scream but then he'd take away my roaming rights so I wouldn't be able to walk around the hospital and outside with the other female patients. But then, do I really want to walk around with crazy people? I didn't say anything for a while I could tell by the tone of his voice that if I said 'yes' he would ignore me anyway "No"

"Good, I'll come and escort you when lunch is ready" the guard said as he pulled the piece of metal over the gap in the door we were using to speak.

How did I get myself in this mess? I flopped on to the bed and looked up at the ceiling. All we did was try to warn these people that the heartless are coming and they need to leave or batten down the hatches but they ignored us and threw me in here. I have no idea where Sora and Riku are in this place, but if I can escape then maybe I could help bust out everyone else. See it's not just me, Sora and Riku trapped in here, nope, there's quite a few of us. I know that because I was dragged past hundreds of cells and down two of the corridors people were shouting my name. I didn't see them but they were calling me so I'm assuming that they're my friends. I'm pretty sure I heard Yuffie and I could smell cigarette smoke so I'm guessing Cid is here to. After spending an hour thinking of Bust-Me-And-My-Friends-Outta-Here-Alive plans I fell asleep.

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When I woke up I had a SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot idea of how to get out. Try the cell door handle. Okay so it wasn't that amazing but I don't remember the guard actually locking the door so it was worth a shot. I pulled the door handle down and….it opened, ahh these people are so thick. I looked outside my door down the corridor both sides, deeming it clear I ran down the corridor towards the chapel where I had seen a massive window. Once I got far away from my cell I listened for voices, I heard the guard I was talking to earlier talking about me to his friend.

"- No respect for her elders either, some children are so disrespectful"

"We work in a mental hospital remember? We can't take what these people say with a pinch of salt"

"I guess you're right, she was pretty insane, her friends too. Talking about 'heartless' and 'Keyblades'"

"I feel sorry for them-"

I zoned out then, I don't want pity. While I was waiting for them to move an alarm went off "Back up needed, go to room 361. Male side" an electronic voice sounded.

"Isn't that the spikey haired brunette's room? And his grey haired friend?" asked the guard who was annoying me when I first got here.

"I believe so let's go" while they were walking away it took a while for the description of those two people to sink in I was half way towards the chapel before it hit me. Riku and Sora. What were they doing? And grey hair? Riku is sure gonna be pissed if he finds out "It's silver! How many more times do I have to say this?" . Suddenly a blood curdling scream filled the hallway. "Break out of room 116. Female side" Shit that's me. I ran the rest of the way to the chapel and jumped of the window on to the roof, I jumped down off that on to the grass below and I still haven't been caught this is awesome. I ran across the grass towards the fence close to the side of the hospital where the men are kept "RIKU!" I heard someone shout but I didn't look back "KAIRI!" Ok that is Sora's voice, I hope he's okay. I reached the fence when alarms started going off again"Shit" I whispered to myself, I threw a stick at the fence to make sure it wasn't electrical. When I was sure it wouldn't kill me I started to climb until I reached the top and jumped down.

And now I run as far away as I can, find some new clothes and ask King Mickey to help me save my friends, I just hope he hasn't been arrested to.


Sky: Sorry it's so short, next up is Sora and Riku's escape and then I'll be writing whatever character's I'm asked to write about. Thanks for reading :). Leave a review and Sora will give you cookies.

Sora: I never agreed to tha-

Sky: Yes, you did.