Disclaimer- I do not mean to offend anyone in the making of this mini-shot, and to those of you that know me, I do NOT own this anime/manga.
It was early into the five o'clock show at a club named " The G-String," when our favorite redheaded ventriloquist, Sasori walked out on stage, earning him an enormous applause from everyone in the audience. With his little dummy perched on his knee he began his usual routine of telling dumb blonde jokes.
It wasn't until he was halfway into his routine when a blonde woman stood up and shouted, " I've heard just enough of your stupid jokes. What makes you think you can walk around saying things like that about not only blondes, but blonde women in general? How dare you stereotype us like that. Thanks to jerks like you, women like me can't even get a decent job!"
Everyone who has been to his previous performances was surprised to see something like this and grew silent to see what he would say to angered blonde haired blue eyed, female. But Sasori was too humiliated to say anything but he managed to open his mouth, " Miss, please calm down, it's only an act-"
" You stay out of it mister; I was talking to the little bastard on your knee!"
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It's kind of clear who the blonde was...
