Okay, so Patchy here is your one shot. Haha, I told you I'd make it! I told you! Okay, this is not my idea at all! I swear upon it! Hey is any one wants me to, I can create one for them! I like writing. It's fun. So tell me your ideas. And this wasn't my idea, just my interpretation of my friend's idea. Okay, so R&R. The usual. And obviously I ... dont own Gone. Pshha! Bug would be dead if I did. Okay so heres my little oneshot... Switched POV everyonce and a while.

Edilio's POV

I stared at him across the lake. Sam had me running patrols for the little lake town now. So I was out on the water. On a jet ski. That still had gas. Talk about a win. I decided to go out and run patrols farther today, having some of my crew stay more inward. Only, they didn't know my reasons. I poured on speed, water spraying out on either side.

"Watch it wetback!" Quinn shouted from his boat. "Damn. You broke my oar! Now how am I supposed to get back?"

"Um. Sorry. You could get on and I'll give you a ride, but I have to finish patrol." I muttered.

"Yeah. Fine. Not like I'll catch anything out here anyway. Move your butt." Quinn glared at me.

"Alright." I sighed..

*MOVING FORWARD IN TIME*

Quinn's POV

How did we get here? To this? Sam would kill me. He would. He really, really would. But, oh God! I couldn't help it. Edilio was... amazing to say the least. He was running one hand through my hair, his other hand at the back of my neck. I wrapped my arms around him and deepened the kiss. I couldn't believe this. With a wetback? But...

Edilio POV

I sighed against his mouth. Then pulled his mouth against mine again, slipping my tongue inside. How far would we go? I have no idea. Quinn smelled like fish, and I knew I probably didn't smell much better. But none of that mattered. All I knew, all I felt, all I remembered, was the fisherman here with me. Next thing I was remotely aware of was my shirt was gone, along with Quinn's. We pressed closer, and closer, and closer, trying to become the same, be one, crawl inside each other. And now all I could think was, how am I going to tell Sam?

Okay so there is my crackfic. Dedicated and thought of by Patchy. And also, is Sam cheating to? Both Quinn and Edilio meantioned Sam. *GASP* Love triangle? Love messed up? Well I must admit, Sam, Quinn, and Edilio will most likely never come to this. And that is was not my idea! But review anyway!