You seem upset. The bartender sighed. How did you know I asked. Well, that's your 10th bottle (I shrugged but knew i was smashed). What happened man? That's a story for another day. Come on. He nugged. I kept pushing it off. Are you hitting on him cause I got next.
A pretty long haired Brunette commented. Me no the bartender said I already have a boyfriend. Oh, the Brunette said he is out. Can you take him home the bartender pleaded a woman out alone this late are you crazy? Hmm drive my car. are you serious? Sure. Fine, but where do I even go. Check his wallet. 0076 W. Andore Ave. Okay which car is yours the Ferrari Green. Damn, how loaded are you. I was a very successful stock broker now get him home. Okay wow he lives 5 minutes away.
Fuck my head. Who the hell are you? That's a nice way to thank me for driving your drunk ass home. Oh I'm sorry. Um am I hungover or are you floating and kind look like a tooth fairy. Hey asshole i'm I love fairy. So why are you still here? Because I'm gonna help you. Help me what? Get laid. I've gotten some plenty of times. Hmm, they must have mixed up my targets. Whatever I'm helping you now
Your name is. She said as she pulled out some strange large tablet. Don't! Is my name on that tablet? Yeah don't say it. PLEASE! Hmm. Oh my God your name is JAFAR!? She started to laugh .like lion king jafar? Like Aladdin Jafar? Just forget it please.
Okay I can barely control myself. Height 5ft 11In , pretty short huh. Keep going. Age: 129lbs. Decent? Likes money, wearing American clothes, listening to American music. Wow your pretty wierd huh? No I'm not Japanese by blood, but I'm adopted. Oh, how long have you lived here? since 14.
Now that I think about it you don't even look Japanese I know you kinda look like Niko Bellic from gta iv. yeah whatever. Ethnicity: Jamaican, Trinidadian ,Swedish , Norwegian , British , Egyptian, russian . ? I won't expect you to be mixed. Yeah, yeah. I mean you give no indication of being bla- don't get too destracted
Okay Okay. Hothead and tends to fly off the rails no stranger to picking fights? what was the point of that. It was for the readers. the who? Never mind. So I''ve helped many many men I've changed them from basement dwellers to the epitome of all men, but you will be my greatest work! YOU'LL HAVE THE GREATEST HAREM OF ALL TIME! GIRLS OF ALL KIND ! ARE YOU PUMPED! not really. WHAT!? BITCHES AS FAR AS THE I CAN SEE! Tempeting but no. ENDLESS RICHES . ENDLESS RICHES? you saying I can get rich by fucking girls? YES! Let's do it.
