One day Sam and his bestest incestous brother Dean were busy cake baking. It was their 2nd buttsex anniversary!

"Dean, please pass the flour." said Sam as he maded the cake.

Suddenly, a giant hand came bursting through the roof! It was God!

"DEAN" said God, "IT IS OKAY, GOD IS HERE NOW. GOD WILL MAKE YOU STRAIGHT AGAIN." God pulled down Dean's pants, touched his johnson, and then Dean became straight and not incestous! God's hand flew away.

"DAMN YOU GOD!" shouted Sam as he angrily smashed his fist through a counter top, no doubt breaking his hand. "Dean, Dean! Tell me you want to stick your fireman in my ass womb!"

"I... want to touch vaginas..." Dean whispered dramatically.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sam shouted as he FELL DOWN AND SHOOK HIS FISTS AT THE ROOF HOLE WHERE GOD HAD FLOWN AWAY. Suddenly, Castiel barged in!

"God?! God!? Was God here!?" Castiel was still not wearing his trench coat, because it was happily living in Sam's anus. Sam just nodded grimly and rose up, his boner bursting from his trousers.

"Castiel. WE'RE GONNA GIVE GOD ORAL SEX!"

"Oh shit, this is gonna be awesome!"

Sam turned to Dean and duct taped him to a sofa so he wouldn't rub one off to any love pillows and then he and Castiel dramatically ran out. But they were stopped by someone!

It was Crowley! He stood in front of them with his metallic super dong strap-on on, because Lucifer absorbed his dick to make his 10 foot boner.

"I hear you two are giving God oral sex! Well I want in!" Crowley declared as he did the pevlic thrusts to try and seduce them. Castiel was instantly seduced but Sam is not moved.

"Your artificial dong does NOTHING for me." Sam boldly murmured. "I just want to give God a blow job so my brother can be incestous and homosexual again and- CASTIEL WHAT THE FUCK STOP TOUCHING THE METAL POLE"

Castiel glanced over at Sam, his hand was on a metal telephone pole. What, you thought he was touching Crowley's strap-on?

Crowley continued to aggresively pelvic thrust around Sam and Castiel, before finally Sam told him to shut up and follow them. They all began their magnificent gay adventure to find God!

Suddenly they heard a beep beep! And Dean's car pulled up to them! Sam gasped as he stared at the sexy 1967 Chevy Impala with sexual intrigue. Was it possible to be in love with a car? Maybe, since the car was so damn hot. He tore his pants and underwear off and LEAPED on the hood, rubbing his weiner all over Dean's smoking hot vehicle. Castiel and Crowley just stared as Sam tried to find some hole to shove his throbbing manliness in.

"Uhmmm Sam... what about your brother?" Castiel asked.
Sam did not respond as he shoved his purple headed yogurt squirter into the exhaust pipe. Castiel sighed and began to walk off when suddenly he was overcome by mysterious blackness! It was over 70,000 bees!

To be continued?! (Yes!)