Random male gamer Marcus shifted in his seat as he played his way through Final Fantasy VII. On the screen, the characters were asking who he wanted in his party.
"Hmm..." he muttered aloud, "Cloud's obvious, no choice there, and Barret is awesome..."
He scratched his forehead and groaned when he noticed who wanted to join the party. "Tifa, Aeris, or Yuffie? Why would I want any of them? They're just girl characters, they totally suck compared to the guys and - "
At that point, Tifa's fist broke through the TV screen and the fourth wall to smash into Marcus's face, proving that girls can actually be just as awesome as men.
Totally short and random, but not pointless. This is me ranting because I had to deal with another sexist pig who thought that girls are useless in combat. We're not!
