This is just a bit of fun.

Ways to annoy Emmett Cullen

1) Ban him from making inoproprate comments about people sex life's,

2) Tell him Rosalie stole his Jeep,

3) Challenge him to an arm wrestling contest,

4) Ask him who wears the pants in his relationship,

5) Tell him Rosalie secretly wants Edward,

6) Tell every one he's on steroids,

7) Tell him bears are too manly for him. He should go for bunnies instead,

8) Make him watch 'Care Bears',

9) Paint his Jeep pink,

10) Ask how he feels about Rosalie knowing more about cars than him,

11) Remind him the only reason Rosalie changed him is because she was reminded of a baby,

12) Ask him why he and Rosalie are only sometimes married. When he replies with the age thing, say 'That's not what Rosalie said',

13) Ask him if he is replacing his muscles for something,

14) Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas,

15) Ask him how he feels always being the youngest,

16) Tell him Rosalie is cheating on him with Jacob,

17) Tell him you know that him and Jane are having an affair,

18) Ask him how his game of strip poker with Aro went,

19) Ask him how to feels to have the worst car after Bella got her new one,

And

20) Tell him Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Aro/Alec anyone is in love with him.

So got really bored and decided to do this. Next should I do Jasper, Alice or Rosalie. Thanks.