Kaidoh's Different Personalities
Emotional Hikaru
Protective Tsukasa
Player Miroku
Normal Kaoru
Smart Sasuke
Ditsy Shuichi
Summary: Kaidoh has Multiple personalities that all have one thing in common they all love Inui.
It was a sunny spring Sunday afternoon. Inui Sadaharu was helping Kaidoh Kaoru train in the park. Currently Kaidoh was taking a break and Inui was eating lunch and talking to the other.
"Kaidoh what would you say if I said I didn't want to be just friends anymore?" Inui said as he took a bite of his sandwich.
"What do you mean Senpai." Kaidoh said looking confused.
"I mean I want to be more than just friends." The data collector said blushing.
"Oh."
Kaidoh just sat there looking at looking at the older taller boy. Inui Sadaharu had just asked him to be his boyfriend. "But we are both males but then again so are Momoshiro and that brat and so are Oishi-senpai and Kikumaru-senpai and so are Bouchu and Fuji-senpai." Kaidoh thought to himself.
"Well Kaidoh?" Inui said opening his water bottle.
"Well I have had a major crush on him for quite some time and I would like to see those beautiful emerald green eyes any time I want" Kaidoh thought to him self and blushed.
"I guess we could if you want to senpai" Kaidoh said and blushed harder.
"Of course I want to Kaidoh" Inui said and moved closer to Kaidoh causing the bandana clad boy to blush even harder. Then Inui kissed him causing him to blush even harder turning his face a reddish purple color.
Kaidoh's watch alarm went off forcing Kaidoh's lips away from Inui's. "Inui-senpai I have to go now I have a doctor's appointment.
"But its Sunday Kaidoh" Inui said looking concerned.
"It's for a specialist at the hospital senpai." Kaidoh said as he stood up and started to jog.
"SPECIALIST! HOSPITAL!" Inui shouted as he stood up and jogged after Kaidoh.
"Kaoru why do you have to go see a specialist at the hospital are you sick?" Inui said as he caught up to Kaidoh.
"No, Its just a check up Ill explain later senpai." Kaidoh said and quickened his pace.
"No you're explaining to me right now, otherwise I make you drink my latest juice. Inui threatened as he caught up to Kaidoh for the second time.
Kaidoh shuddered at the thought of juice. "I can't explain right now, I'm going to be late, but if you want to know come with me." He said to Inui as they neared the hospital.
"Ok Ill come with you" Inui said as Kaidoh looked at him and smiled a rare just for Inui smile.
A Few moments later they were at the hospital in the waiting room.
"You know I am going to have to say I am your brother or something otherwise the doctor wont let me in with you ." Inui said and scribbled in his note book.
"You think so?" Kaidoh said and looked at the clock.
"Oh absolutely, Patient confidentiality and what not." Inui said and continued scribbling.
"Fine then Ill say you're my uncle." Kaidoh said as he noticed the receptionist coming up to them.
"Kaidoh-san the doctor is ready to see you now you know the room #" the receptionist said as Kaidoh and Inui stood up.
"Can my Uncle come with me?" Kaidoh asked and pointed at Inui.
"I don't see why not" The receptionist said and smiled.
"So Kaidoh do you go to this specialist often." Inui asked as they walked down the hallway.
"Yes I come every six months." Kaidoh said as the entered the doctors office.
Inui said nothing.
"Good Afternoon Kaidoh-san." The doctor said as Kaidoh and Inui sat down.
"Good Afternoon Dr. Kakashi." Kaidoh said and smiled at her .
"Ah I see you brought a guest is this the famous Inui-senpai, you've been going on about for the past 4 appointments?" The doctor said as both Inui and Kaidoh blushed.
"I'll take that as a yes." She said and smiled.
"Now to whom am I speaking with today: Hikaru, Tsukasa, Miroku, Kaoru, Sasuke or Shuichi?" Kakashi said and took out Kaidoh's file.
"Kaoru" Kaidoh replied.
"Excellent that means the medication is working." Kakashi said and jotted a note down in Kaidoh's file.
"Ah Inui-san I can tell by the look on your face that Kaidoh hasn't explained to you yet." Kakashi said and smiled.
"Kaidoh suffers from a Multiple personality disorder where he assumes different Identities with unique personalities. And remarkable as it sounds all the identies seem to remember events that occurred when another was in control. Even more Remarkable then that is all the Identies seem to have a crush on you." Kakashi said as Kaidoh blushed.
"Oh really" Inui said and smiled.
"So I suppose its ok that I asked Kaidoh to be my boyfriend?" Inui asked
"I don't see why not, if you're as understanding and patient as Kaidoh described you as." Kakashi said and smiled and looked at the two blushing boys.
"Kaidoh when was the last episode?" Kakashi said and jotted something down in the file.
"About a month ago, A Saturday I had a cold so I forgot to take my medication." Kaidoh repliled and Inui looked at him.
"I see and who took control? And what happened?" The doctor and jotted a note down.
Kaidoh Blushed. "Shuichi did and he acted like a total ditz, you know how usually I am a great cook, well that day he couldn't even make canned soup because he dropped the can on his foot and bruised his foot and some how he got a deep cut his finger from the can and it was unopened." He said and showed the doctor the scar on his left index finger.
"So that's how you got that cut." Inui said and chuckled.
"I am glad my misery brings you joy senpai" Kaidoh said and blushed.
"It doesn't its just to imagine how you cut yourself that deeply on a soup can. Inui said and took a hold of Kaidoh's hand making Kaidoh blush harder.
"Kaidoh one more thing before I let you go, How much medication from the last prescription do you have left?" Kakashi asked and took out a prescription pad.
"I took the last pill this morning." Kaidoh replied.
"I see so it was just enough then." Kakashi said and wrote out the prescription and gave it to Kaidoh.
"So are we done?" Kaidoh asked and put the piece of paper in his pocket
"Yes your condition is stable just as long as you continue to take your medication." Kakashi said as Inui and Kaidoh stood up.
"Good bye Kaidoh I shall see you in six months." The doctor said and smiled.
"Inui-san it was a pleasure meeting you, take good care of Kaidoh." Kakashi said and Inui nodded.
"We should head straight to the pharmacy." Inui said and took out his note book and pen and started scribbling furiously all the new information about his kohai down.
"Right if one day of missed medication causes so much trouble Id hate to see what no medication does to me." Kaidoh said as they headed to hospital pharmacy.
A few moments later they were standing in front of the pharmacist. Kaidoh handed the man the prescription.
The Pharmacist looked at it for a few moments. "I am sorry but I can't fill this prescription, these drugs have been banned by the federal food and drug agency."
"WHAT FOR HOW LONG ?" Kaidoh and Inui shouted in unison.
"Since last month I'm afraid" said the pharmacist and went to the phone and called the doctor's office.
A few moments later
"And sadly your psychiatrist has already left and has gone to the airport and will be out of the country for the next six months." He said and hung up the phone.
Kaidoh was shocked speechless.
"I imagine that this will make for really interesting data." Inui said and smiled an evil smile. Kaidoh hissed at him.
"I hate you." Kaidoh said and glared at his senpai.
"You don't mean that." Inui said and pulled Kaidoh into a hug and kiss.
