HARRY POTTER AND THE SEXY LLAMA

Chapter 1

A boy sat in a tree. "This is really annoying!" he called down to a patio where an extremely fat man and boy were sitting and eating lunch.

"You just stay up there," the man called, while egg salad fell into his large lap. "Oh, boy!" he called. "Clean this up now!" The boy climbed down from the tree and carefully removed the egg salad from his uncle's lap.

"Uncle," he said. "I was wondering if you could take me to London. My friends are meeting up there before we go to school,"

"Perhaps, later," he drawled. The fat boy was quietly watching tv while eating a grilled cheese sandwich with french fries.

The boy, whose name happened to be Harry, scurried upstairs where he packed his trunk. He grabbed that and Hedwig's cage and hurried off to his uncle's car. There, he stole the car and started it with a paperclip. He drove off towards London.