Random little one shot that attacked me.
Disclaimer: Don't own, k?
Yeah reposting this with Chix Verbil. Hehehe people, flames all you want. I didn't put much effort into this and guess what? I. Don't. Care. I just wanted to write something for Artemis Fowl, however crap it was. And this is me, writing the crap. Loooool
An Issue Or Two
Holly Short switched off her shield as she finally got home. It had been a long day on the job. 12 hour shifts and a load of rants from her boss, Julius Root. The Goblins were active again and due to their stupidity, managed to blow up an entire shopping complex.
A shadow moved behind her hover couch. Holly instinctively reached for her Neutrino. Aiming it at the thing, she moved round the sofa, assessing the situation. There was a thing in her house, she was armed, it apparently wasn't, it's all good. Holly kept her gun on the figure and said clearly
"Come out of the shadows with your hands up."
The figure complied. Holly grinned as she thankfully saw Chix step out of the shadows.
"Err....hey Holly."
Holly smiled evily.
"As you can see, I'm home, so...take off my jumpsuit."
Chix stared pointedly at the floor and gently removed it.
"Good. Now...take off my undersuit."
Chix slid the suit off.
"And now my underwear."
Chix gulped and removed that too.
"Now if I ever catch you in my clothes again, I'll tell Foaly."
Chix ran out off Holly's house, red in the face. Holly smirked, he wouldn't live this down.
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