Spicer Diaries

Hey…The Zebra here, if anyone likes this then review…I might continue it if people review. Or not.

I DON'T OWN XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN OR JACK SPICER. If I did, wouldn't you be bowing to me instead of surfing the web? But I do own the Cap of Counteraction…And the Jackwolf.

Set somewhere in Season 2. Vote Spicer Ruler of the Universe!

Jack Spicer was standing over his worktable in the basement, welding together a few bits of metal on one of his Jackbots. There was a knock on the basement door.

"Jack, you're about to miss the bus." His mother called. Jack grumbled slightly and dashed up the steps, taking a few bites of his pancakes and then sprinting out the door. He was just in time to see the bus drive off. He sighed disappointedly as the propellers of his helibot shot out from his backpack and rocketed him into the air. He flew to school that day, again.

Jack landed outside the school, running up to his locker and grabbing his stuff just before the bell rang. He made it safely to Science, but was caught sketching designs for robots in class.

"Detention again, Mr. Spicer." The Science teacher sighed as she handed him a detention slip. Over the course of the day, Jack got 3 detentions. Not that he actually served them and not that anyone cared, but still. He got back to his house and plodded own into the basement, opening his history book and scratching something in it. Wuya floated over.

"Jack, a new Shen Gong Wu has been revealed!" She hissed.

"Can we do this later? I'm studying." Jack growled, swatting at her.

"We must get to the Shen Gong Wu before the Xiaolin Dragons find it!" Wuya screeched menacingly. Jack was so startled that he toppled off the chair he was sitting on, rubbing his head.

"Okay, okay! See, this is why I'm failing English." Jack growled, springing into the air with the help of his helibot.

Jack and Wuya were currently hovering over an enormous canyon.

"The Shen Gong Wu is down there. I sense it." Wuya told the evil boy genius. Jack gazed down into the dark abyss.

"Uh…Maybe I'll just let you handle this one, okay?" He asked nervously.

"Get down there and retrieve that Shen Gong Wu!" Wuya hissed. Jack rolled his eyes and jetted down to the bottom of the gorge nervously.

"What am I looking for?" He called up to the Heylin witch.

"The Cap of Counteraction. It gives you the ability to dodge any attack made on you." Wuya said. Jack found it suspicious that she stayed up above the darkness of the gorge, yet he had to go in. But he searched through a huge pile of rocks until he found a big stone helmet sort of thing. Jack hovered back up near Wuya when he was caught around the torso by a rope, which pinned his arms to him and forced him to drop the Shen Gong Wu.

"No!" Wuya snarled when it fell. Jack managed to free himself from the lasso (Because he has awesome skills) and heliboted (is that a word?) down towards the Cap of Counteraction. He grabbed it at the same time as Omi, the Xiaolin Dragon of Water.

"Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin showdown!" Omi said before Jack could react. Jack nodded. "Our Mantis Flip coin against your Jetbootsu. The first to get to the other side of the gorge is the winner." Omi declared. Jack nodded again, thinking to himself why it couldn't be Heylin showdown instead of Xiaolin showdown. He noted to try challenging someone to a Heylin showdown and see what happened.

"Gong li tanpai! (A/N-Is that right?)" Omi and Jack cried in unison as the funky background changed. The gorge was just a sort of long hallway now, but was covered in rough rocks. Omi immediately used the Mantis Flip coin, leaping through the gorge. Jack suddenly realized that the Jetbootsu were of no use since he already had his helibot to enable him to fly. With a grumble he shot off, following the monk.

"I simply cannot believe you lost the Cap of Counteraction and the Jetbootsu!" Wuya said angrily, fuming at Jack.

"It wasn't my fault! I got a useless Shen Gong Wu." Jack growled in response, trying to work on his latest robot, which was nearly finished.

"You should have won that showdown!" Wuya said, still furious. She sped off somewhere. Jack stuck his tongue out at her as she left, then went back to tightening a few screws on the robot.

"Once this is finished I'll never lose another Shen Gong Wu again…" He muttered to himself, snickering. When Wuya went looking she found Jack sitting lazily on his bed, tossing a spare robot head into the air and catching it like a baseball.

"What are you lollygagging around for? You should be focusing on the hunt for the Shen Gong Wu, or your robots, or at least the homework you did not finish!" Wuya said furiously.

"Relax. It's all taken care of." Jack sighed.

"You should be gathering your chi!" Wuya protested.

"I have no chi. Future rulers of the world don't need chi." Jack said, even though he still wasn't exactly sure what chi was. "All I need is my latest invention." Jack said with a grin.

"And what is that?" Wuya asked, crossing her tentacle-like arms. Suddenly out from Jack's closet emerged an enormous metal creature. Its eyes were made from two flaming red lights, and it was made completely of overlapping sheets of metal. It was in the form of an enormous wolf, with huge iron fangs and claws, and a lashing tail. It had a bristling mane of bright red fur along its back and black markings under its eyes just like Jack had. The creature gave a metallic roar and stood beside Jack's bed, guarding him and breathing a jet of steam from its nostrils.

"Wuya, meet the Jackwolf." Jack said triumphantly, patting the robot on its metal head and then leaning back again, tossing the robot head into the air. A wicked grin spread across Wuya's face.

"You have done well, Jack." She commented, gazing at the enormous Jackwolf, which was about as tall as Jack at its shoulder, and about 8 feet long from nose to tail tip. Steam hissed out of the beast from nearly all its joints every minute or so.

"Yeah, he's even programmed to scratch his ear like dogs do, and howl at the moon." Jack said cockily.

"Jack, with this creature we will never lose a Shen Gong Wu again!" Wuya cried, cackling in all her evil revelry. Jack just smirked slightly and went back to his game of tossing the robot head into the air, occasionally scratching the Jackwolf behind the ears.